Dear Hatbulb, why are you so inactive lately? Is it the calm before the shitstorm that is MLP Season 4?
Dear Hatbulb, which of you would become a furry for a cute, smart, and quiet (read: perfect) girl ?
Deer Hatbulb, what's your average Gamerscore, excluding those who have none?
Dear Habtulb, would you consider it OK to marry an imaginary friend?
Dear Hatblub, why am I so lonely inside?