A tall greaseball British tourist having oversize teeth in Greensburg at "Joy's Japanimation" used to say: "I am not homophobic but if you give boy a toy magic wand he will into a faggot".
like Tolkien & C.S. Lewis proves Dmitry Rogcozin's commentary of how Western Civilization wallows in of Literary opium dens of cybernetic theme parks so please have very high punitive taxes on Florida Theme Parks.
In of China they deprogram kids from such fantasies.
Here's my Valentine's Day Card: