
HI EVERYONE.



HOLD IT RIGHT THERE....If you want...I mean...You don't have to.
Once you start reading this, you can turn back.
I’M JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING!!
One day, Alfred was surfing the internet. He was just looking at his favorite pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. He was confused, since he didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When he tried to close the tab, nothing happened. He kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the white screen of the tab turned completely black. It wasn’t only the tab screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even his mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, he decided to turn his computer off because he simply thought it was broken,It was off...his computer glitched..or so he thought,he turned it on again...He made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of some guy appeared on the screen.He could see that words slowly started fading in on the bottom of the picture. The longer he stared at it, the more frightening the picture became, just...staring at him...he could finally see the words on the bottom they said 'You're computer has become one with Russia~'. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise. Alfred covered his ears, but it didn’t help a single thing...turns out his brother,Matthew,had accidentally started a fire downstairs and he quickly put it out.
Ivan had hacked into Alfred's computer and he had to get a new one,Also Matthew had to get a new refrigerator but the fact that he somehow set a fridge on fire is totally unrelated to this story so I'll skip how that happened.
Don't copy and paste this to anything unless you want because chain mails are shit.

Why would you do that!


Because I hate you.