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I'm planning to make a homemade version of Poo-Pourri and I was wondering what to call it. Please vote on my poll and let me know if you have any additional suggestions.

www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=…
My new project is making homemade Poo-Pourri and I need to name it something else, so I made a poll to help figure out what to name it.

Please vote!

[url]www.easypolls.net/poll.html?p=…
On this toilet I sit
My poop goes plop plop
Why did I hold it
So long
It sounds like
A Song

I wipe back to front
Now I'm on the hunt
For toilets all
Day long
My bladder feels
So wrong

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A fart in your face
Will never erase
Who you are inside

When men watch you pee
In your own tea
You never swallow your pride

Now that you can fuck
A city park duck
The duck has nowhere to hide

What can you do
When you have to poo
While on a water slide

It's never too late
To learn to masturbate
Your hands know how to glide

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God gave us the gift
Of pleasure and shit
So shit we do for fun
We climb into bed
Give one another head
When the day is done

While in the sack
You give me a smack
Right across my bum
It sounds so nice
Fills the night with spice
Now all I can do is hum

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I'm really just a writer who sometimes likes to put together dolls and virtual avatars of my characters. I used to be into photography, but not so much these days. My passion is promoting polyamory in a way that people can come to fully understand and accept it as one of many legitimate relationship structures.

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PJS3rd10 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2018
Thanks for the fav!
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LawrenceDay Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2016   Traditional Artist
Starry Fav Thanks (Free) Green Heart Icon 
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brycaoile Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave~!
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n0-username Featured By Owner May 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist

um, hello. I was wondering if u were interested in joining my group omi-artists. it a general art group meaning it accepts EVERYTHING. omiartists.deviantart.com/

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happyare Featured By Owner May 17, 2015
Sure, sounds fun :) 
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ChronoSFX Featured By Owner May 13, 2015
Thank you for the Fav and Comment on LSEmblem MFM Triad 20150119
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leontinees Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015
Hello? :worry:
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Madam--Kitty Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist

Hi. wanna join my group called Anti-illuminati-01? anti-illuminati-01.deviantart.…

P.S. The group is about politics in case you were wondering.

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SherrylKisa Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thanks for the watch c:
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Trunse Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Do you realize that you have actually upped the entirety of DA in terms of Kirk/Spock/Uhura? You are now responsible for about 70% of all the KSU that Deviantart has to offer. xD
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