This is a very special picture of all, isn’t it? Here we are with nice little fanart of my own: Jeff Dunham, me and the Dunham puppets all in one spot. Let’s get moving, starting with the left side! Sweet Daddy Dee
: oh man, this guy. He’s funny even if he is black. I enjoyed how he always talks about being the “player in the management profession” or P.I.M.P. for short. He even makes a “tsss” sound after saying “Ha-ha!”, y’know, the sucking your teeth thing. Look it up, fool! The playa even told a brotha’ to run in “Arguing with Myselves.” If I was with him, I believe he’ll call me his number 1 hoe. I’d love it! xDPeanut
: who can forget about the lavender lover himself? Some bums would, but not the ladies! I like this guy, he’s funny, especially with coffee in his veins. Despite this, he always make fun of ethic folks and things, including José Jalapeño, so I try to keep my laughter in and give out a little stifle moment to minute. This woozle from a Micronesian island is going to be crazy with me and Jeff-fa-fa! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)José Jalapeño...on a steek
: José, a simple Mexican jalapeño pepper born in Mexico. What to do with this suave man. He’s the sidekick of Peanut’s and bites back from his insults with “your mom” and other things. He seems most tame than the other guys, probably because he’s tired. I wonder maybe sometime soon, he and I can go tango to some Latin songs. (I know the feeling, pal.) If he gets trapped at Taco Bell, I’ll get him out by saving him from getting steamed or shredded, then maybe tie Peanut up to a pole. Oh, how evil we are! Walter
: the old curmudgeon who’s been married for 46, I mean, 47 years. He makes me laugh the most, due to him being grumpy and not giving a damn about anything in today’s world. This guy complains so much about his wife and I mean a whole frickin’ lot! He appears in a lot of media, including the news, lucky fella. Once Dunham starts off with him, we’ll be chatting up more than a storm, it’ll be the wildfires of California! I hope Walter calls me a dumbass and tell me to ”shut the hell up” sometime in the show, that would be nice.Jeff Dunham himself
: holy shrimp, I idolize this good man! Ever since February 7th of 2018, I couldn’t stop thinking of him and his crew, but then, it hit me! I wanted to join him for I am a female of might and quirks! But enough about me, this is Jeffrey we’re talking about. He’s the greatest thing ever since sliced bread and cane sugar was invented. He got a great family, does stand up, movies, even had a 7 episode show in 2009. I hope he soldiers on with his hard work and dream of becoming a ventriloquist, why, I wish he’d perform at a party at my place!Achmed the Dead Terrorist
: (sighs) everyone should know this by mind and heart. What’s a good terrorist? A dead one! Here he is, the most beloved dead terrorist in the show, Achmed! I adore this skeleton so much, even before meeting him and hearing his catchphrase, “Silence, I keel you!” . In his story, he said many things that caused his demise, one involving me, but that’s for another time. Anyway, he said he died in a cellphone freak accident while getting gas for his scooter. Some thought he died from a premature detonation. After his death, he joined Jeff to go into show business and prove people that he’s bad and have others fear him. Deep down and out, despite him being scary-looking, he’s actually an affable, innocent and harmless little skeleton who lived a life of suicide bombing. Just thinking about him being a failure of his job really shatters my heart. What’s even worse is that he’s tormented by Walter as he mentions. I really want to join him because I don’t want him to be alone. (Not in a clingy or stalking manner.) Whenever he IS innocent, he might ask for someone to hold him or even hug him. If he did, I would cuddle him sweetly and kiss him. Overall, he’s a great guy to have around, even when the going gets bombed. Bubba J
: an alcoholic, white trash redneck fellow who never stops guzzling his beer. These folks do see him as a main character, but not entirely, unfortunately. Anyway, this guy really makes us laugh our bellies off, as he is as stupid as a block of wood with an IQ of -1. Thankfully, he's got some great knowledge on NASCAR and other sports, mostly NASCAR. for me, I think he's a decent guy to hang with at his garage or trailer. Bubba J does seem to be one of the guys in that one group from "King of the Hill", but that's for another piece. He seriously got it made in the shade, the old southern country lifestyle. Before he even met Jeff, he told us that he met his wife at a family reunion, and remembers seeing her with a corn dog in one hand, a beer in another, and leaning against a ferris wheel, "making it tilt." Perhaps maybe he and I should have a drink on occasion, but I will have to talk him over on not drinking too much.Melvin the Superhero Guy
: Superhero Guy? more like "Superhero-has-gone-fly!" I can't believe Jeffrey rarely uses him in the shows. Was he not that good of a puppet? not enough laughter? popularity, even? I assume it's the nose for that reason, no offense. Melvin looks to be an original superhero that would even save the day from fires, intergalatic aliens or maybe a meteor. I really like how he expresses his opinions on other superheroes, esspecially with Batman and the underage Robin. xD Kinda wish we all get to know him more, but no, he's in the closet with the other Dunham puppet rejects. If I were really going to meet Melvin, I'd tell him what life is like being a good guy and everything, we might even talk about families too. Melvin deserves more attention than anything, maybe he needs another makeover or turn him animated as up above on the right side of my picture and let me do a voice of him, but it'll be optional, though.
Welp, that's it, I am completely done with this list. Some of the puppets are mostly charming, full of advice, clean, a little dirty, slapsticky and overall a perfect family of puppets for a team. I hope Jeff Dunham does his best on continuing his lifelong dream of ventriloquism and I hope to meet him real soon, in order to join him to be another one to talk to. For those who are wondering about that, they can't do two voices at the same time, it's difficult and plain stupid. That's one of the reasons why I'm going.
Until next time. peace and shout it out!
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Jeff Dunham and puppets (c) Levity Productions.