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Many thanks to the person [who I won't name here for fear of retribution against them by certain angry parties] who helped me figure out my jacket design-uploading snafu. I couldn't have done it without you.
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Two years ago today talks began for President Joe Biden to drop out of the Presidential election when comedian Amy Schumer's cousin met with the doddering, flatulent idiot to tell him he'd become a liability and needed to go.
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That decision, following a disastrous performance of stammering, halting, and possibly coming close, right in front of America, to stroking out and shitting his pants on live TV, was the first time the Democrats became the first political party to ever "October surprise" their own man--in mid-July, no less. They couldn't even wait.
Initially Unca Joe dug his heels in and refused to go--"I thought I did well... Unless the Lord Almighty came down and said, 'Joe, get out of the race', I would not end my candidacy. The Lord Almighty's not coming down", he was saying only a day after the debate. Biden seemed to be asking for a sign from On High to tell him when he ought to quit.
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So thanks to The Kiwi Fruits I've realized that all I ever loved about my time in college, everything I've based my entire writing career on and dreamed about and worked towards a big return to, is a huge lie--and thanks to Google AI, I also learned that it may actually be a prosecutable offense!
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My former employers at A-State may have grossly violated My Title IX rights ... which means I could potentially sue for millions and use the legal settlement they offer me to rebuild my life.
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Thanks for the assistance...morons!
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And now, let's lighten the mood by giving a big hand for... The Dancing Nipple-Knockers! Yaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaay!
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I found myself the other night on one of my rare after-hours sojourns outside the BelchCave the other night--what can I say, I was hungry, and I wanted pizza. Now, Pizza Hut is by far the best, for both their toppings game and the sheer artistry of their boxes--a true triumph of the collagist's art... but I also like Little Caesar's buttered crust and Papa John's--um--small tub of garlic butter and a complimentary banana pepper with your meal. Yeah.
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"Papa John's!--Your home for thin, yellow, undercooked-looking pizza with a free container of lube and a spicy phallus on the side. What are they implying?" Or--or!---"Papa John's: The pizza of choice for basement-dwelling Internet trolls and drunken undergrads with no taste!"
Erhm... What was I saying?--Oh, yeah... So while on my way to the can, I found myself talking to a group of young people which knew someone what knew someone who knew me--a song lyric if I ever heard one, ha
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