(M/F, chloroform)
A darkened bedroom, late at night. Enter stage left a beautiful brunette woman, clad in a black spandex catsuit and matching domino mask. In her left hand she holds a handful of cotton gauze, in her right hand a bottle of BEDDY-BYE brand chloroform. She tips the bottle into the gauze, dousing it with the contents, then sets the bottle down on the nightstand. She approaches the bed and what appears to be a man sleeping under the covers. She looks directly into camera and smiles.
WOMAN: Beddy-Bye chloroform: it's strong enough for a man.
She pulls the covers back and begins to pounce, but is startled. Instead of a sleeping