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A fighting man's log
You see the body of a man clad in armor, clutching a sword in one hand. Oddly enough, there is no shield to be seen, though his sword is clearly a one-hander. You take a small, featureless, brown book with bloodstains on the cover from his pocket. You open the book and read it from page one. It seems to be a journal of some description.
The beginning of the rest of my life
Day 1: I arrived at the academy of Combat Arts. I figure it's named as such because most aspiring recruits would be apathetic towards "the academy of self defense".  I should know, I've been that age myself. Introduced myself to the students. Good kids, most of them. Some of them needs to be..molded a bit though.
Day 2: Showed the kids some fun exercises to help keep them in shape even outside of the academy. Fun and benefit at once. Very important during the younger years, since what you learn as a kid stays with you.
Day 3: Went to the academy, this time as a student. Intermediate magic and
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The first snow - Norwegian
Den første snøen
Hun våknet til lyden av bussens motordur.  Med søvntunge øyne så hun ut av bussvinduet og så en stor mursteinsbygning formet som en firkantet U. Hun gned søvnen ut av øynene og gjespet lavt. Hun hadde ankommet  Hønefoss, hun gjenkjente den U-formede skolen fra et bilde som Stian hadde sendt henne. Gaten bussen kjørte i var smal og tettpakket med biler. Bussen kom til et kryss og tok en høyresving og like deretter en venstresving inn på busstasjonen.  Samantha gikk av bussen og kjente den kalde vinden trenge seg igjennom den brune fleece-jakken  og jeansene hennes.
"Halla Sammy!" lød en kjent stemme bak henne. Hun snudde seg, og der sto Stian iført sine vanlige jeans og lærjakke.
"Hey. Lenge siden sist!" smilte hun og ga ham en klem. "Det er så altfor lenge siden. Alle i klassen savner deg."
"Følelsen er gjensidig, tro meg," forsikret han hen
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The village
The village
Above the normal-looking village Hammerun, which was said to be founded by surface dwarves a long time ago, a downpour was stopping. The last drops of rain met their fate in a rapid impact with the now muddy ground or a wooden roof, or ended up as another drop in a puddle, and villagers poured out from their houses in droves, some carrying tools or produce. Children played with sticks and slingshots, while the adults went about their business.
Even though grey clouds still ruled the sky, everyone seemed happy, and soon the smell of warm pie came wafting out of a window. An elderly man caught the smell and turned his head after it, and suddenly his legs were no longer under him. Like a cat, the old man acted on reflex and did a backwards somersault, letting his body follow the movement and landing in a crouch. He checked his clothes for mud, casually brushing off a few specks before going about his way. Only a few of the children seemed at all surprised. On a hill just outsi
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Writing meme
Hello dear writer, and thanks for trying out my simple little writing meme. You're truly part of a minority here on DeviantArt, since writing is a very small thing indeed. To do this meme, simply copy and paste the below things, and fill them out as much as you wish; if you need more space, simply add it.
1. Introduce yourself of course. Tell us a few interests; perhaps why you're here on Deviantart, or why you choose to write instead of draw (or both).
I'm guitarherowannabe, and I came here on a recommendation from someone I knew, and stayed for the chats and sharing my writing with others, as well as browsing art of course. I'm very interested in fantasy and science fiction, and I chose to write because I suck at drawing =P
2. Hmmm, that is interesting. Now that the formalties are out of the way, what do you write? (Poetry, stories, etc.)
Stories. The occasional poem. Might expand my repertoire later, but that's it for now.
3. I see, I see. Well, so what do you like to
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Meet the necromancer
Meet the necromancer
"Is this thing on? Testing, testing, one two, one two. Okay, it's on and loud and clear. Hello, my name is Samantha. I practice necromancy, but hold your horse, don't judge me based on old prejudices. I know necromancy is often associated – correctly – with reanimating or otherwise affecting the undead, but it also covers various manipulations of emotions, and more importantly, life force. See, that means we can heal and resurrect as well. Technically, clerics are divine necromancers, for better or worse, or you might say that necromancers are arcane clerics." A pause. "Besides, could these green eyes lie? And come now, why would you suspect me of being an evil, soulless monster? You know that most women in fiction aren't, since we start with inherent sympathy points with everyone. Score one for traditional gender roles, I suppose. With that said, I can't say it's a very pleasing thought, but whatever, it's not like I can change it overnight, so no use wh
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It whisperz - English
It whispers
It is alive
It is dead
There was a king
A flaming sombrero
He ate sin
And threw up
It was the moon that shone
There is no paradigm now
The sun shines false
It is God who arrives
It is Lucifer who is his right hand
There are apple crackers in the jam jar
Eggs in the closet
It is now that they hatch
There is nothing like a quiet evening at home
The carnival's lust
Fills a novel
That is how the world ends
It is when they seek mercy that humanity loses it
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It whispers - Norwegian
Det hvisker
Det er levende
Det er dødt
Det var en konge
En flammende sombrero
Han spiste synd
Og kastet opp
Det var månen som skinte
Det er nå ingen paradigme
Solen skinner falskt
Det er gud som kommer
Det er Lucifer som er hans høyre hånd
Det er eplekjeks i syltetøyglasset
Egg i skapet
Det er nå de skal klekkes
Det er ingenting som en rolig kveld hjemme
Karnevalets lyst
Fyller en roman
Det er slik verden går under
Det er i søken etter nåde at menneskene mister den
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Change of heart
"I'm not going to gloat" Faraxos said, a small smile touching his lips
"But I honestly do not think you'll be able to stop my impending rain of hellfire from pulverizing the world. It's simply coming from too many directions at once, and you're simply too few. And even if you were to stop it, it would kill all or most of you. And then I would summon more. Lather, rinse, repeat. And if you try to kill me, I will stall until it hits, or I will just flee. I don't have a giant dragon outside just for looks, you know, and the same goes for my teleport spell."
He leaned back in his throne, arms resting comfortably on the soft armrests, and his bottom resting on the soft, silky seat. That was quite another standard of luxury than a throne of bone, he thought to himself with a sigh of relief. He looked down from his dais, his eyes upon the heroes.
He could see the big, strong warrior holding around their elven cleric sobbing uncontrollably into her shoulder, while the cleric's big, green eyes
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Whodunit?
Whodunit?
In the realm of Tamriel, there exists many a country. In the very middle is Cyrodiil, bordering to Morrowind, Valenwood, Black Marsh, Hammerfell, Elseweyr and the Abecean Sea. While not the place of origin of the Dark Brotherhood, their presence there is very strong.  A few decades past, around the time the oblivion gates were closed forever, Lucien Lachance was Speaker of the Black Hand, the elite ten members (counting 4 speakers, 1 listener and 5 silencers) of the Dark Brotherhood. The Dark Brotherhood recovered slowly but surely after he was killed by the remaining members of the Black Hand due to suspicions that he had betrayed and murdered his brothers and sisters. The real traitor, however, had framed Lucien. Had it not been for an unnamed hero of tremendous insight and skill in the dark ways the Dark Brotherhood would have been no more. Now this hero with no name rules the dark brotherhood as the new Listener of the Black Hand, orchestrating the actions of th
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Insignificance
Insignificance
Two crabs gazed upon the sky and saw a magnificent display of fireworks that was big enough to see, yet very far away. One crab told the other that it was likely a planet being blown to smithereens, and that it could detect radiation emanating from it. The other crab agreed, and would have given a curt nod if crabs could nod.
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The crabs turned around to face empty space, or so the human eye would perceive it. Behind it laid several planets, this the crabs saw using their inborn magic. One raised a claw to the heavens, as if pointing.
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The pointing crab held its claw stiff, focused, and glowed for a moment. The other crab still observed the heavens, and saw one planet accelerating forward due to an unknown force and ramming into another planet, knocking it into a black hole. The pointing crab threw up its second claw, and the first planet accelerated again, slamming into another planet, but missing the black hole this time. It lower
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Split
The night was dark and red, with a chilly wind breezing through the now-empty mansion that squatted on a small hill, like a king on his throne, looking down on loyal subjects. It was late summer, and other than fluttering curtains, caught by the wind that danced through an open balcony door, neither a sound nor a movement was detectable. Out from the dark woods behind the mansion, which substituted both fence and garden, a young human woman scrambled towards the mansion, fleeing like the devil was on her heels. Her tan skin had been torn by briars and branches, yet her wounds were deeper on the inside. She hurried inside the mansion, the back door fortunately being unlocked. She slammed the door shut behind her, but spared no time for rest, and instead sprinted through the house. The shadows seemed alive, stretching after her and reaching for her limbs, while some seemed to swallow her up completely. But it didn't happen.
She thanked a non-existent deity that she had a head start, even
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Working title part 1
Boldly they stood in the face of the king, all four of them "Dearest king of the land, why have you summoned us?" The tall woman asked. She was not only tall, but also broad and muscular. Her head was bald; shaven clean as could be, and leather armor covered most of her, except at the joints, which were given room to be flexible. Two bastard swords hung from her belt. The others fidgeted, either nervously or bored. "Dear warriors, I have summoned you here today because of most disturbing news." The king said, resting wearily on his throne "we have received word that an ancient enemy has been awakened from its slumber, although no-one knows what it is. We know only of the legends of a creature most terrible, able to destroy a world in a single fell swoop of its claw. The creature is said to rest in the center of Garash, in other words, this very country. It should be no more days of travel than you can count on a hand, provided nothing goes awry, but I am sure it is not as it seems, not
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guitarherowannabe
Daniel
Artist
Norway
Current Residence: Norway
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium/Large
Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything (at the right time)
Favourite photographer: Hmm.... I'd say my sister
Favourite style of art: Drawing(paper or tablet)/writing
Operating System: Windows XP
MP3 player of choice: Whatever I find myself with
Wallpaper of choice: Baldur's Gate <3
Favourite cartoon character: Blue, Crash, Kit, HiFuMi, Naruto, Nemi, Itachi Uchiha
Personal Quote: Perfection is utterly annoying >,>
Interests
) Full name?
Daniel Andrè Jørgensen (It's norwegian, and therefore strange) - I still stand by this answer :nod:

2) Male/Female
Male

3) Were you named after anyone?
Not as far as I know

4) Does your name mean anything?
By cruel coincedence, Daniel means "God is my judge". - another answer I still stand by

5) Nickname(s)?
Many, but usually "Squishy"^^ - and this

6) What do you think you look like?
1.80 cm tall, blue eyes, blonde hair which is at medium length. Average weight, maybe a couple extra pounds

7) Date of birth?
18.08.91

8) Place of birth and current location?
Norway, and I now reside within the arctic cicle. Come stalk me, bro!

9) Nationality?
Norwegian

10) Astrology sign?
Leo all the way.

11) Chinese astrology sign?
I dunno, goat or something - baaaa

12) Religion?
No thanks

13) What's your favorite smell?
Napalm in the morning. Or gasoline anytime.  Or  waffles.

14) Political Position?
Mid-left.

15) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Something with loads of caffeine to wake me up (I'm a very hard sleeper). - Surprising how well some of these hold up. Doubly so now that I'm a college student proper.

16) Hair + eye color?
Hair:Blonde, changes shaeds with the seasons
Eyes: Blue

17) Do you look like anyone famous?
We have never seen leatherface without the mask, have we...?

18) What do you look like?
Didn't I answer this before?
:shrug: I guess relatively tall, with average build.

19) Any unusual talents?
I can burp at will and memorize obscure DnD trivia.

20) Righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Righty.

21) Gay, straight, bi, or other?
Bi

22) What do you do for a living?
Study. Gonna go job hunting soon, though *applies war paint*

23) What do you do for fun?
RP, chat, game, read, PONIES.

24) Materials to work with?
Vague question is vague.

25) What kind of materials would you like to work with?
Billions of dollars = P

26) Have you met your grandparents?
Indeed.

27) Boyfriend/Girlfriend?
Have had. Not anymore, tho.

28) Crush?
None at the moment.

29) What celebrity would you date if you could?
Felicia Day c:

30) Current worries?
We all live in a uncaring, selfish universe where everyone is out for nothing but personal gain and is willing to betray their grandmother for the right price, and debt will claim many people's happiness by looming overhead until they are well  into their forties, and all that is good and innocent I can no longer take pleasure in, its fleeting nature doing nothing to help my mood. Not to mention that I have myriads of inner torments that I can't even put words to, yet they rend my soul.
Also, recession and global warming and world peace and do I win the pageant yet?
31) Favorite online guy/girl(s)?
ebil, tyrannusBE, Hecate-Servant-2, general-grievous-luv, lildevat13, gherkin-chan, bloodleach Fb, and plenty more

32) Favorite place to be?
On my bike

33) Least favorite place to be?
Boring places = P

34) Do you burn or tan?
BURN. My back still has traces of the summer of '97 - classic

35) Ever break a bone?
both my arms (not at the same time) - ah, yes, quite...convenient.

36) What is your favorite cereal?
not sure - lo and behold, this is the element of my personality that has changed the most

37) Person you cry with?
I don't D<

38) Any sisters?
Yep. One.

39) Any brothers?
Nope

40) Any pets?
Nope

41) An illness?
Problems with my gall bladder or something (seriously painful)

42) A pager?
No

43) A personal phone line?
Nope

44) A cell phone?
Yep, a nokia somethingsomething

45) A visible birthmark?
Not that I see.

46) A pool or hot tub?
Can't decide

47) A car?
Nope

48) Personality?
Judging yourself is really hard, and things such as personalities are fleeting and to each observer subjective. Or maybe I'm just too lazy to write more.

49) Driving?
moped xD gonna get my car license soon.

50) Your clothing style?
Whatever's in my closet.

51) Room?
Decent.

52) What's missing?
No idea, but the void tears at my soul every waking moment.

53) School?
University student, baby!

54) Bed?
It's a bed alright.

55) Relationship with your parent(s)?
We haven't killed each other yet.

56) Do you believe in yourself?
Sometimes.

57) Do you believe in love at first sight?
No.

58) Consider yourself a good listener?
People say I am

59) Have a future dream that you would like to share?
Catch a faint spark of happiness to liven up my otherwise grey existence.

60) Get along with your parents?
yeah

61) Save your e-mail conversations?
Nope

62) Pray?
nope

63) Believe in reincarnation?
Dunno.

64) Brush your teeth twice a day?
At least once, often twice.

65) Like to talk on the phone?
I guess.

66) Like to eat?
Can't.Decide.So.Many.Delicious.Foods.

67) Like to exercise?
Depends on the exercise

68) Like to watch sports?
I would ratheer fellate an AK-47

69) Sing in the car?
Sometimes, but then people usually clamp my mouth shut *pouts*

70) What is a dream that you have all the time?
I fall and I fall bam, blood and guts errywhere.

71) Dream in color?
I dream in acid trips

72) Do you have nightmares?
Depends, but sometimes, reality is worse than nightmares.... -  MELODRAMA, EVERYONE. But yes, reality can be quite cruel.

73) Sleep with a stuffed animal?
A stuffed panda ^w^

74) What's right next to you?
Books, dice, books, cola.

75) What's on your favorite mug?
:shrug: don't have one.

76) What's on your mouse pad?
Don't have one.

77) Your favorite flavor of gum?
Cola.

78) Your brand of deodorant?
Axe

79) Your dream honeymoon spot?
Anywhere that is NOT this frigid, godless hellhole.

80) Your dream husband/wife?
Someone who won't murder me in my sleep.

81) What's hiding in your closet?
Mick Jagger

82) Under your bed?
Not a whole lot.

83) The name of one of your closest/best friends?
Truls and Tor Ivar

84) Your bad time of the day?
The time between waking up and when the brain gets going.

85) Your worst fear(s)
Clowns, puppets, muppets, rejection, a cruel meaningless existence, that all I love is an illusion and that there can be no uncomplicated good actions coming from anyone,  shall I go on?

86) What's the weather like?
Cold and cloudy, god's blindspot.

87) Your favorite time of year?
I dunno, spring or early summer

88) Your favorite holiday?
SUMMER HOLIDAY FTW!

89) A material weakness?
Books, games, tech, food to eat away the crushing existential despair.

90) The weirdest food or drink that you like?
*Shrugs* Too much to list.

91) At the top of your "to do list"?
Get a stable, good job and an education.

92) The hardest thing about growing up?
Accepting reality.

93) A pet peeve?
Chicks who treat their babies like trophies, saying to the world "LOOK SOCIETY, I HAVE MET YOUR EXPECTATIONS!"

94) Your scariest moment?
Dunno.

95) Your attitude about love?
Those who have it can enjoy it if they wanna, but I don't believe it's  for me.

96) The funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Stuck my dick in the vacuum cleaner = P

97) The worst feeling in the world?
Being betrayed or lied to

98) The best feeling in the world?
Err......lemme get back to you on that

99) Who sent this to you?
Amy (Hecate-servant-2)

100) 5 people to send this test too?
Whoever wants to do it. - sounds about right
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  • Playing: Mass Effect 2
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  • Drinking: Imitation coke

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Mookierific Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you so much for faving my art~! :iconflatteredplz:
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guitarherowannabe Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2013
You're welcome :3
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JitenshaSW Featured By Owner Aug 19, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks for the watch ^^
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guitarherowannabe Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013
NP :3 I like your art
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JitenshaSW Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks :D
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HyperSonic16 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012
Happy early birthday :3
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guitarherowannabe Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2012
Thanks :D
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remainingoptimistic Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
thank you for the favorite :tea: :fish:
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guitarherowannabe Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2012
's no problem :3
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MatesLaurentiu Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2012  Professional Digital Artist
Thank you for faving "Sparring Partners", much appreciated. :)
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