And now. An ode to the Top Banana of Transfatylvania and Comrade of K Rool
(Clears Throat)
In a Messed Up Country with a Big-Ass Map
There lurks a most Devious and Murderous Chap
As I Tip my Hat and Smoke my Blunt
I say these Praising Words of Great Leader Grunt
Now Grunt is a Leader who hates Ponies ya See
There's no End it seems to his Killing Spree
He sends em to Hindenburger for Great Fast Food
Now that's something putting Tumblr in a Ass-Whooping Mood
In a country that's plagued by Nuclear Snow
Reptiles as Citizens, cept for Women ya Know
But it's Grunt's Reign that's Most Recognized
Leaving Pegasisters and Bronies with Tears in their Eyes
Gruntingrad Manor is a Sight to Behold
With Corpses as Decor with Cobwebs and Mold
Corpses of What? You Probably Presume?
Why only the Corpses of Many Dead TOONS
He doesn't take Pity for each one he does Slay
He Taxidermied each one In a Fashionable Way
Ben 10 Skin Bedsheets, a Gem Studded Shitter
Unlike a Bastard named Sonichu who Grunt met on
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Gretel
Grunt and pyrella's nemesis. She still can't seem to let go of Grunt an pyrella eating Hansel. Now, the ceo of a global cookie industry, she's out for revenge with an army of gretel scouts and sentient cookies.
I even composed her a boss theme
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OK KO Oh No!
Before y'all get pissy...
The creator loved it.
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
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AVAILABLE HERE!
www.createspace.com/6811725
You even get a trailer to boot! This is probably my best book! Inspired by Roald Dahl, The Brothers Grimm
Time Burton, Charles Addams Rare ltd. and Warner Bros. Classic Fairy tales that have been completely screwed up for your amusement. and please...DO NOT ACTUALLY READ THIS TO KIDS.
Please enjoy the book and have a great day comrades!
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I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of anime...so how was your day? Current Residence: Transfatylvania deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat Print preference: Fat Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous Operating System: Windows 1942 MP3 player of choice: Ipod Shell of choice: Bomb Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!" |
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He's Playable in only 1 GAME, I mean Seriously!
When does it exactly Release?