Even Monsters have Christmas.....
Why, they even have their own version of Santa...
You know old Kris Kringle, who's jolly and Fat
The Festivus Ninja, and the Arbor Day Rat.....
But do you recall....
The Most OBSCURE Mascot of All?
Sal the Christmas Krampus is a Demon it's been Said
With a Red Goatee and a Stripey Scarf and 2 Horns upon his Head!
Sal the Christmas Krampus gives out gifts the stories tell
Unlike other Krampuses who won't drag your kids TO HELL!
Every foggy Christmas Eve in a Cheap Old Plastic Sleigh....
He rides into Dictatorship, laughing all the way!
All the Rotten kiddies Sal gives all his toys!
And hands out Bac
I know the general can be crazy and maniacal, you are a reptile I appreciate
You are one of my biggest inspirations here on DA, and I hope you don't mind if I made this song for your special day with your friends and family.....
(Starts playing music)
Whore of Babylon: you start off every morning with a Pony Meat Souffle
Inhaler: if we ask you "what Toons you like?", You say FUCK THAT, go away
Me: your Vile and Rude, insane and crude, you drive us nuts but hey!
All: you're our Grunt and we're stuck with you
Tzarina Pyrella: you take a smile that's 6 Feet Wide and shoot the Bastard down
Col Hindenburger: no matter how far UP we get,
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of anime...so how was your day?
Current Residence: Transfatylvania deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat Print preference: Fat Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous Operating System: Windows 1942 MP3 player of choice: Ipod Shell of choice: Bomb Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"
LOL! Man I really need to upload more so FORGIVE ME! Thanks so much for the birthday wish man, you continue to be awesome regardless. It means a lot. You're one of the best artists I know so to hear that from you is flattering. NOW RECREATE THE NAPOLEON PICTURE OF HIM ON THE HORSE ONLY ITS ME RIDING MY HUNGRY HUNGRY HIPPO!!! Lol, I'm joking XD. I'll try to post more. I've been building puppets so much I havn't drawn anything in ages.