Gruntchovski

And now. An ode to the Top Banana of Transfatylvania and Comrade of K Rool
(Clears Throat)
In a Messed Up Country with a Big-Ass Map
There lurks a most Devious and Murderous Chap
As I Tip my Hat and Smoke my Blunt
I say these Praising Words of Great Leader Grunt
Now Grunt is a Leader who hates Ponies ya See
There's no End it seems to his Killing Spree
He sends em to Hindenburger for Great Fast Food
Now that's something putting Tumblr in a Ass-Whooping Mood
In a country that's plagued by Nuclear Snow
Reptiles as Citizens, cept for Women ya Know
But it's Grunt's Reign that's Most Recognized
Leaving Pegasisters and Bronies with Tears in their Eyes
Gruntingrad Manor is a Sight to Behold
With Corpses as Decor with Cobwebs and Mold
Corpses of What? You Probably Presume?
Why only the Corpses of Many Dead TOONS
He doesn't take Pity for each one he does Slay
He Taxidermied each one In a Fashionable Way
Ben 10 Skin Bedsheets, a Gem Studded Shitter
Unlike a Bastard named Sonichu who Grunt met on