And now. An ode to the Top Banana of Transfatylvania and Comrade of K Rool
(Clears Throat)
In a Messed Up Country with a Big-Ass Map
There lurks a most Devious and Murderous Chap
As I Tip my Hat and Smoke my Blunt
I say these Praising Words of Great Leader Grunt
Now Grunt is a Leader who hates Ponies ya See
There's no End it seems to his Killing Spree
He sends em to Hindenburger for Great Fast Food
Now that's something putting Tumblr in a Ass-Whooping Mood
In a country that's plagued by Nuclear Snow
Reptiles as Citizens, cept for Women ya Know
But it's Grunt Reign that's Most Recognized
Leaving Pegasisters and Bronies with Tears in their Eyes
Gruntingrad Manor is a Sight to Behold
With Corpses as Decor with Cobwebs and Mold
Corpses of What? You Probably Presume?
Why only the Corpses of Many Dead TOONS
He doesn't take Pity for each one he does Slay
He Taxidermied each one In a Fashionable Way
Ben 10 Skin Bedsheets, a Gem Studded Shitter
Unlike a Bastard named Sonichu who Grunt met on Tw
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That is my real name, maggot!Newest Deviations
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Adventure Time's Up
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The Cauldrons Album Art
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Holy. Shit.
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Kap'n K. Runch
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Grunt Kills The Internet
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Baron Von Shakenburg Promo Ad
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Gruntenstein's Monster
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Baron Pricktor Von Gruntenstein
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Mr. Freckles Updated
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The Horrifying Powerpuff Girls Poster
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The Volatile Steven Poster
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The Amazing Bearded Bubblegum Poster
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Baron Von Shakenburg Promo Poster
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Lasseter for Lunch
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Diablobetes
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Revenge Of The Soy Zombie
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Final Vengeance
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Ode To Grunt
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Alliance Between The Lizard Lord And Generalissimo
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Drunk I'm Grunt
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Overjoyed
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Arm Wrestling!
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KING K. ROOL Has Come Aboard to Smash Ultimate!
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Dead Nostalgia-Study with Bookshelf
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Dead Nostalgia- Ballroom Entrance
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Activity
Finally got around to making the updated Waltz!
Adventure Time's Up
Look on the bright side: At least Adventure Time will have a plot of dishonor in my possessed cartoon cemetery for all eternity...So that's something, right
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AVAILABLE HERE!
www.createspace.com/6811725
You even get a trailer to boot! This is probably my best book! Inspired by Roald Dahl, The Brothers Grimm
Time Burton, Charles Addams Rare ltd. and Warner Bros. Classic Fairy tales that have been completely screwed up for your amusement. and please...DO NOT ACTUALLY READ THIS TO KIDS.
Please enjoy the book and have a great day comrades!
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That is my real name, maggot!
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What do you think would happen if the Burger Kraut, the Medic from Team Fortress 2, and Ricthofen from COD Nazi Zombies teamed up making a maniacal triple alliance?
Sincerely yours,
DasBraustPanzer
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He Made It...
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Just recently heard that there's gonna be a Smash Bros Ultimate Direct on Wednesday!
K Rool will get a 2nd Chance!