Even Monsters have Christmas.....
Why, they even have their own version of Santa...
You know old Kris Kringle, who's jolly and Fat
The Festivus Ninja, and the Arbor Day Rat.....
But do you recall....
The Most OBSCURE Mascot of All?
Sal the Christmas Krampus is a Demon it's been Said
With a Red Goatee and a Stripey Scarf and 2 Horns upon his Head!
Sal the Christmas Krampus gives out gifts the stories tell
Unlike other Krampuses who won't drag your kids TO HELL!
Every foggy Christmas Eve in a Cheap Old Plastic Sleigh....
He rides into Dictatorship, laughing all the way!
All the Rotten kiddies Sal gives all his toys!
And hands out Bac
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of anime...so how was your day?
Current Residence: Transfatylvania deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat Print preference: Fat Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous Operating System: Windows 1942 MP3 player of choice: Ipod Shell of choice: Bomb Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"
I've had this idea for a RPG battle with Grunt. His first form would be current form. Second form is diablobetes, final form would be Gutzilla. It's just a idea had in my head for while. I was thinking of making it up in a rpg maker, but loss of motivation or too lazy to try.