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Mr. Freckles Toy Box Art Logo by Gruntchovski Mr. Freckles Toy Box Art Logo :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 19 7 Gretel by Gruntchovski Gretel :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 22 4 OK KO Oh No! by Gruntchovski OK KO Oh No! :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 27 14 Adventure Time's Up by Gruntchovski Adventure Time's Up :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 29 18 The Cauldrons Album Art by Gruntchovski The Cauldrons Album Art :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 25 7 Holy. Shit. by Gruntchovski Holy. Shit. :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 44 72 Kap'n K. Runch by Gruntchovski Kap'n K. Runch :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 48 11 Grunt Kills The Internet by Gruntchovski Grunt Kills The Internet :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 36 24 Baron Von Shakenburg Promo Ad by Gruntchovski Baron Von Shakenburg Promo Ad :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 9 8 Gruntenstein's Monster by Gruntchovski Gruntenstein's Monster :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 25 2 Baron Von Gruntenstein's Plans by Gruntchovski Baron Von Gruntenstein's Plans :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 16 2 Baron Pricktor Von Gruntenstein by Gruntchovski Baron Pricktor Von Gruntenstein :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 18 1 Mr. Freckles Updated by Gruntchovski Mr. Freckles Updated :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 13 1 The Horrifying Powerpuff Girls Poster by Gruntchovski The Horrifying Powerpuff Girls Poster :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 11 2 The Volatile Steven Poster by Gruntchovski The Volatile Steven Poster :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 18 2 The Amazing Bearded Bubblegum Poster by Gruntchovski The Amazing Bearded Bubblegum Poster :icongruntchovski:Gruntchovski 12 0


DogeMon Evolution by curtsibling DogeMon Evolution :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 63 54 Transfatvania Propaganda Banners by DiamondTheMonster Transfatvania Propaganda Banners :icondiamondthemonster:DiamondTheMonster 1 3 General Grunt: Bane Of Terror by DiamondTheMonster General Grunt: Bane Of Terror :icondiamondthemonster:DiamondTheMonster 3 0 The Life and Times of a Cartoon Taxidermist by JAH99 The Life and Times of a Cartoon Taxidermist :iconjah99:JAH99 9 6 Super New Pupper by curtsibling Super New Pupper :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 161 165 KING BOOGLY BOO by WORMBOYx KING BOOGLY BOO :iconwormboyx:WORMBOYx 208 7
Mature content
The Rock Candy Crescendo :iconstrikecomment63:Strikecomment63 3 2
Crocodile Cacophony [Cuphead + DKC2] by Altermentality Crocodile Cacophony [Cuphead + DKC2] :iconaltermentality:Altermentality 161 7 Revenge Of The Soy Zombie by curtsibling Revenge Of The Soy Zombie :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 86 142 Final Vengeance by curtsibling Final Vengeance :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 324 221
Ode To Grunt
And now. An ode to the Top Banana of Transfatylvania and Comrade of K Rool
(Clears Throat)
In a Messed Up Country with a Big-Ass Map
There lurks a most Devious and Murderous Chap
As I Tip my Hat and Smoke my Blunt
I say these Praising Words of Great Leader Grunt
Now Grunt is a Leader who hates Ponies ya See
There's no End it seems to his Killing Spree
He sends em to Hindenburger for Great Fast Food
Now that's something putting Tumblr in a Ass-Whooping Mood
In a country that's plagued by Nuclear Snow
Reptiles as Citizens, cept for Women ya Know
But it's Grunt's Reign that's Most Recognized
Leaving Pegasisters and Bronies with Tears in their Eyes
Gruntingrad Manor is a Sight to Behold
With Corpses as Decor with Cobwebs and Mold
Corpses of What? You Probably Presume?
Why only the Corpses of Many Dead TOONS
He doesn't take Pity for each one he does Slay
He Taxidermied each one In a Fashionable Way
Ben 10 Skin Bedsheets, a Gem Studded Shitter
Unlike a Bastard named Sonichu who Grunt met on
:iconstrikecomment63:Strikecomment63 3 3
Shroom Crown Chaos by curtsibling
Mature content
Shroom Crown Chaos :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 81 105
Alliance Between The Lizard Lord And Generalissimo by Gecko1993 Alliance Between The Lizard Lord And Generalissimo :icongecko1993:Gecko1993 9 0 Drunk I'm Grunt by MissCandyCrazed Drunk I'm Grunt :iconmisscandycrazed:MissCandyCrazed 6 0 Fuhrerious Gem Lurve by curtsibling Fuhrerious Gem Lurve :iconcurtsibling:curtsibling 71 127 Overjoyed by thegreyzen Overjoyed :iconthegreyzen:thegreyzen 927 73


You even get a trailer to boot! This is probably my best book! Inspired by Roald Dahl, The Brothers Grimm :iconcurtsibling: Time Burton, Charles Addams Rare ltd. and Warner Bros. Classic Fairy tales that have been completely screwed up for your amusement.


Please enjoy the book and have a great day comrades!


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That is my real name, maggot!
Artist | Varied
United States
I'm a bloodthirsty dictator bent on the destruction of how was your day?

Current Residence: Transfatylvania
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Fat
Print preference: Fat
Favourite genre of music: Parody/Video Game Music
Favourite style of art: Western Cartoon/ Humorous
Operating System: Windows 1942
MP3 player of choice: Ipod
Shell of choice: Bomb
Favourite cartoon character: Boris Badenov
Personal Quote: "A Childood without obesity, is a deprived childhood indeed!"


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TransfatAsshat Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2019
Are you gonna change that profile picture anytime soon to something better?
dinodino1212 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2019  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow, I adore your deranged reptilian characters (and your puppets of them, they’re amazing!) What’s the story behind them?
Khai2000 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2019  Student Artist
How ya doing?
D-DayCorp Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2019
This stuff is good, made my day
Strikecomment63 Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Does Transfatylvania have a law system BESIDES dictatorship?
TransfatAsshat Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2018
What is the worst place to be exiled to from Transfatylvania?
Mach68 Featured By Owner Feb 7, 2019
Camden New Jersey. 
Gruntchovski Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2018   General Artist
Staten Island.
Ben10FanLoony Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2018
Oh why is that oh great generalissimo of transfatylvania?
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