thisisajoke!dont
bother
to
keep
on
reading!
or
you
will
become,
bored
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
SHEESHEELEE,
SHE
WAS
78
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
GAVE
COOKIES
TO
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
HAPPY
SHE
STARTED
TO
BAKE
COOKIES
FOR
ALL
OF
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
SHE
WAS
THE
BEST
BAKER
THERE
IS
TO
GET
HER
RECIPE
OF
THE
COOKIES
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
MAKE
HER
BAKE
IT
AS
SOON
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
THE
OVEN
BROKE
DOWN
AND
SHE
ESCAPED
AND
SHE
WAS
SITTING
IN
HER
HOUSE
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
BAKED
SOME
COOKIES
FOR
HERSELF
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
BAKING
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
MORNING
AT
10:00
SHE
WALKS
INTO
YOUR
KITCHEN
AND
BAKES
YOU
SOME
COOKIES
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PERFECTLY
SO
SHE
WONT
BURN
THEM
THEN
SHE
GIVES
YOU
THEM
TO
EAT
IF
YOU
SEND
THIS
TO
0
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHE
WILL
MAKE
YOU
SOME
FINE
COOKIES
DONT
BELIVE
ME
WELL
YOUR
RIGHT
EXAMPLE
1:
JENNY
DIDNT BELIVE THIS AND DELETED IT WITHOUT EVEN READING THE WHOLE THING! A FEW DAYS LATER ON MONDAY MORNING SHE WAS WOKEN UP BY A SWEET SCENT OF THESE DELICIOUS COOKIES
SHE WENT DOWN STAIRS AND SHE SAW A BATCH OF COOKIES AND WELL...SHE ATE THEM ALL
EXAMPLE
2:
TOM
ONLY SENT IT TO 1 PERSON BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WOULD GET A CAKE BUT HE DIDN'T DO WHAT THIS COMMENT SAID SO HE STILL GOT COOKIES AND HE LOVED IT
EXAMPLE
3:
JOEANNA
SHE SENT IT TO HER DOG, SILLY HER! DOGS CANT EAT COOKIES! SO SHE STILL GOT SOME COOKIES AND SOME DOG BISCUITS FOR HER LOVELY LITTLE POMERANIAN
i love messing things up