groovaciousk

I MAKE SOME PRETTY DARNED GOOD LOOKING KIDS!!!

"I was born a poor black child..." - Steve Martin

...then the frost hit me.

"Why wasn't I born with orange skin and green hair like the rest of the people in the world? I was born blue."- Etta James

Being blue used to get you noticed as a model. These guys started a hit show in Vegas and no one cares about me anymore. In a few years I'll have blue hair and it'll all match up.

I'm a compulsive dater. I sing. I draw. I write. I make music. I make love. I make friends. I disagree with people. I watch way too many movies but I call them films because I'm better than you are.

It's hard to Google me because there are about 40-50 other Karen's with the same last name who are much more important than I am. Many of them also do massage, art, Writing, ministry, etc. I like being Google'd over and over until it hurts or I pee myself laughing.

I'm still trying to shoot with Maleficio Dega, Vernon Trent, Scott James Prebble, Ari, Marion Skydancer and TH Taylor. This is my wish list!

Somehow, if I pull it all together before my boobs hit my knees, I can say I did it all.

That's enough already. Go check out my groovy website at www.GroovaciousK.com

Current Residence: California, USA
Print preference: legible
Favourite genre of music: ballads, rock, jazz, adult contemporary, adult not-so-contemporary
Favourite photographer: David Winge
Favourite style of art: The mullet
Operating System: Manipulator
Shell of choice: Nut - that's me in it
Wallpaper of choice: I prefer paint to wallpaper
Skin of choice: Tan, soft and pliable
Favorite cartoon character: Wondertwins, form of a... shape of a...
Personal Quote: You can't get this stupid with bleach.