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- Deviant 4 years
- He / Him
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Thanks a lot for the watch 
Thank you for choosing AbsurdAir, your captain for this flight is KaidokJ. I have no license, I’m considered legally blind and I’m easily distrac… Wait, what was I talking about…
But not to fear. There’s a good chance we’ll never make our destination, but since this whole flight metaphor is just a weak attempt at a humorous anecdote, I don’t think that’s going to be a problem. Ah damn, I just shattered the illusion by crashing through the 4th wall.
Anyway, thanks for the watch. 
I’m sure you regret your choice by now, considering this madness is basically what you signed up for, but since all tickets are non-refundable, welcome to Crazytown. Quarantine measures come into effect upon arrival. 
On a more serious note, here’s basically the run down. Posting regularly (fingers crossed), free funny stories in almost all fav replies, and an intro to Kevin the Llama in the Llama Badge reply. Also, if you haven’t already heard, I’ve been designated Kevin Llamason’s official biographer, so you can check out what he’s been up to in The Kevin Chronicles. (Unfortunately “The Kevin Chronicles” are currently on hiatus, while Kevin gets a handle on his pinecone addiction. In the meantime I hope to experiment with a new format in the near future, so keep an eye out for that)
So that’s about it. Thanks again for flying AbsurdAir, and I hope you enjoy the ride.
Thanks for the fav on DS#105 - I can't handle the truth that's out there
You don’t know man, you weren’t there. The things that I saw, they defy description. It’s like I stared straight into the abyss and it stared right back into me. My soul will be forever twisted by the horrible things that I have seen. Cats, man. Cats, in little, tiny, absurdly themed hats. It was like something out of H.P. Lovecraft, I swear to God. If I hadn’t seen it with my own three eyes, I never would have believed it. But it’s all true. People really dress their cats up and take pictures. It’s a crime against nature, is what it is. This is how it starts, man. First it’s cats in hats, and then… dogs in clogs. I know, man. I told you I couldn’t handle it.
- ACatPicTooFar
Thanks for the fav on 138 - Girl Genius Fan art - It's for Science!
I think I’ve inadvertently stumbled onto the perfect excuse for anything and it’s for science! Doesn’t matter what you do, if you add “it’s for science!” on the end, people have to accept your actions, because it’s for science! Caught cheating on your SO, but babe, it’s for science! Late on your taxes, please Mr IRS, I did it for science! If someone discovers your penchant for dressing homeless geese in miniature Gucci tuxedos, to them I say, it was for SCIENCE! Works for any occasion, and for all ages. The only instance where I think the excuse falls apart is if for some reason you managed to bio-engineer a species of hyper intelligent elephants that effectively conquers the universe so as to subjugate the mice population of Eastern Papua New Guinea. If you used the science excuse under those circumstance people are probably going to call bullpucky.
it means a lot to me ^^
