'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Gorosaurus watching Speedy Gonazales cartoons;
Gorosaurus: Look what happened to that cat, well at least he didn’t deal with a kangaroo.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Father of Ultra soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Gigan danced to Jingle Bell Rock in their heads;
And Mothra in her 'kerchief, and I, Godzilla in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
Godzilla: I thought it was a ladder, like the Tim Allen Christmas classic movie, The Santa Clause say it too be, well back to the poem.
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to objects below,
When what to my wondering