Princess Celestia Reading a Newspaper

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Early Edition: Equestria

What would you do if you received tomorrow's newspaper today?

*Cue Early Edition theme*

For some odd reason, I can totally believe this happening when she's not on-screen

*DING*

Random and awesome.  

then the paper catches fire from one of the ashes

I don't know why the cigar makes her looks awesome. It just does.

Celestia: I see my glue stocks are down again... well, guess we could afford to 'migrate' some more earth ponies to Krastos.

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Whenever Twilight gets into a romantic quandary I can imagine Celestia's wise and patriarchal advise.
: ...and that's why I can't choose. What would you do?
: Give 'em the dick. Both of 'em.
: I'm not sure tha-
: That's what I'd do. Fillies can't resist when I spit mad game.

I just freakin' love this. Somehow, the glasses and cigar—especially the cigar— just make this utterly hilarious.

I just love those glasses she has. makes her look so radical somehow. and the cigar is the cherry on that sundae of radicalness.

AWESOME WORK!

Celestia now smokes a cigar with breakfast as she reads the newspaper. You have convinced me. THIS IS CANON NOW.

Extra points if she nonchalantly puts out her cigar on one of her guard's flanks.

super tia