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VanSlyk Interrogates, Part 1 by GreyxBird, literature

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VanSlyk Interrogates, Part 1

It was not this vampire's lucky day. He had woken up strapped by hard metal cuffs to a hard metal chair and currently had a hard metal gun pointed at the back of his head. The last had not been present when he had woken, but all too soon the hunter had tramped down the steps and stuck a gun in his face. The vampire sat, tight-lipped, as the VanSlyk hunter talked at him. "Tell me where the other one is, and I will make this swift, scum," a clipped and precise voice said from behind the chair. "Your extermination is assured, but remember that you live without life – I will draw this out if I cannot get the information I require." "I'm

Hanna's Dland - By The Sea by GreyxBird, literature

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Hanna's Dland - By The Sea

You got lost, Mr. Cross, oh; I knew it'd happen You got lost, Mr. Cross, in the crowd you're trapped in- Let me go, lost my hand, and you're just so tiny After that you just couldn't find me In Disney! Had to call for hours… Finally, Mr. Cross, asked a nice cast member Got an APB for a little ginger And you see, Mr. Cross, that's why strangers found you, Brought you back, y'lucky I don't ground you! Worried me- I thought that I had lost you In Disney! What if Addy'd crossed you? In Disneyland – hoo hoo! In the wonder'f Disney! You were so afraid that You'd never find me You, scared for me! Hoo hoo! Meanwhile I's

Pill-bug Shaped Verse by GreyxBird, literature

Lamont Walks into a Ball by GreyxBird, literature

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Lamont Walks into a Ball

Lamont laughed along with the rich gad-abouts around him, hoping they wouldn't notice the awkward, nervous edge to his voice. He raised his glass of champagne and took another gulp in a vain attempt to quell his jittery nerves. This was not his usual type of work. His usual type of work included skulking about dark alleys after the sun had gone down, keeping private books and tabs for more suspicious clients, and generally being fairly dodgy. As of now, his very un-usual type of work was attending the social scene. Lounging uncomfortably around a socialites' ball, waiting for a man to contact him about a shipment of "semi-legitimate" drugs

On the Starship Toodleoo, Ch1 by GreyxBird, literature

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On the Starship Toodleoo, Ch1

It was a dark and stormy night for the captain of the Starship Toodleoo. The man himself, Captain Kim Jyrkk, was on the holodeck, playing Parcheesi with an imaginary friend. And he was losing. He moved one of his bright yellow pieces, glancing warily across the board at the other player. "Captain Jyrkk to the bridge," the intercom crackled suddenly. A strange, unnatural swishing sound followed the pronouncement. Jyrkk sighed, then jumped up and scowled across the table at his invisible opponent. "You win this one," he said aloud, eyes narrowed. "But only because I have work to do." He strode swiftly out of the holodeck and over to the near

Final Exam, Part 2 by GreyxBird, literature

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Final Exam, Part 2

As the sun dipped its way steadily toward the western boundary of the enclosure, Ruban signaled to Terris to stop, and checked his handheld radio. There had been no reports from the other two teams, but that wasn't unusual. There had been nothing to report. Just following orders, nothing out of the plan. He sent an all-clear signal, which he knew would make the other radios vibrate in the pockets of the entire squad. Terris drew his own handheld from a pocket and twirled it before pressing the respond button. "Haaaallo," he drawled lazily, grinning. "I know you're fine, stuhpid." Ruban said harshly, softening the remark with a grin. His rad

Final Exam, Part 1 by GreyxBird, literature

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Final Exam, Part 1

Ruban stood his place in line as the drill sergeant walked up and down, twirling his baton between his fingers. "Men," he barked in thick German accent, "Your training is almohst complete." Ruban, like the rest of his squad, said nothing, but kept staring ahead. "Naow, it is time for your final test. Come." Following like well-trained mastiffs, the seven soldiers walked closely behind the sergeant, stopping when he did, in front of a large wooden fence. "Behind zis door," the man with the baton said, "You vill need to complete three tasks. Zere are prisonehrs scheduled for execution that need to be eliminated. Zey are well-armed, so you vill

Ples - Everything You Ever by GreyxBird, literature

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Ples - Everything You Ever

Ples Tibenoch blinked, and took in the scene before him. There was a small, redheaded child kneeling on the ground, clutching desperately at a green-skinned zombie. The latter was unmoving, and had a small, dark hole set between the eyes. Ples looked down. In his hand was a pistol. It took a moment, but realization hit him like a kick to the chest – his second, more devious personality had taken over, and killed again. He dropped the weapon in horror, gasping. Looking back at the pair on the floor, Ples found that the redhead had looked up when the gun clattered against the tile floor. He was now staring at Ples, eyes empty, scared, and

Turnabout Day by GreyxBird, literature

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Turnabout Day

Diego Armando, formerly feared prosecutor Godot and currently small-time defense lawyer, swirled his cup of coffee with one hand as he knocked on the door before him. Its golden lettering gleamed from the early morning sun pouring through a nearby window, pronouncing the words "Phoenix Wright Law Offices" in a bold, professional-looking print. Nothing happened. After a moment, the tall, tanned man knocked again. This time, he saw a shadow moving behind the glass. It grew sharper, finally coming to stand immediately behind the door. The knob turned, the door opened a crack, and a bleary, sleep-dulled eye peered through. "Mr… Armando?"

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VanSlyk Interrogates, Part 1 by GreyxBird, literature

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VanSlyk Interrogates, Part 1

Hanna's Dland - By The Sea by GreyxBird, literature

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Hanna's Dland - By The Sea

Pill-bug Shaped Verse by GreyxBird, literature

Lamont Walks into a Ball by GreyxBird, literature

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Lamont Walks into a Ball

On the Starship Toodleoo, Ch1 by GreyxBird, literature

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On the Starship Toodleoo, Ch1

Final Exam, Part 2 by GreyxBird, literature

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Final Exam, Part 2

Final Exam, Part 1 by GreyxBird, literature

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Final Exam, Part 1

Ples - Everything You Ever by GreyxBird, literature

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Ples - Everything You Ever

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Artist // Hobbyist // Literature

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Deviant for 14 years
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Requests, Trades, Commisions Info:

Requests (up to 400 words): Possible
Trades: Open
Commisions: Open

I have never had a commision, so I don't know what I would charge for it yet, but would probably be dependant on length.
I write anything except porn. This includes horror, romance, humor, gore, action, description, character outlines, ect., or any of the above smushed together.

FAQ:

What should I call you?
Peabody is my usual internet-name. Other than that, you can call me Grey, Bird, or hey, Hey You works too.

Can I talk to you?
I'd love it if you would! Feel free to comment, note, anything. I read all my comments and such, even if I don't reply.

I have a question/comment/criticism/ect about your piece. Can I tell you?
Please do. I love constructive criticism, answering questions, looking at comments, or anything else you can think of. Just no hating - if you completely don't like it, you can tell me politely.

You're weird.
That's not a question. But yes, yes I am.

Thank you for faving/watching!
You're certainly welcome, and than you for making such awesome work!

Is it possible for you to write anything without using italics?
I don't know. It would be a freak of nature, though.

Current Residence: US
Favourite genre of music: Soft Rock, soundtrack
Favourite photographer: Heidi Furlong, Britney Gardener
Favourite style of art: Leterature, Drawing, Sound, Music, Photography
MP3 player of choice: iPod
Shell of choice: Conch. For playing. Not for seeing.
Wallpaper of choice: What do you mean, "That wasn't supposed to be a backround?"
Skin of choice: Mah own. :3

Favourite Visual Artist

Ben Burtt

Favourite Movies

Star Wars Ep. IV

Favourite TV Shows

Doctor Who, Angel, Get Smart

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Relient K, John Williams

Favourite Games

Prof. Layton, Phoenix Wright, Pokemon, Kingdom Hearts

Favourite Gaming Platform

PS2, DS

Tools of the Trade

Compy, pencil, camera, speech, trumpet

Other Interests

Drawing, Writing, Books, Audiobooks, Music

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GreyxBird

Jun 13, 2011

Requests, Trades, Commisions Added

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Hey! I got around to putting up requests, trades, and commisions on my FAQ. You can view them there, or below: Requests (up to 400 words): Possible Trades: Open Commisions: Open I have never had a commision, so I don't know what I would charge for it yet, but would probably be dependant on length. I write anything except porn. This includes horror, romance, gore, action, description, character outlines, ect.

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GreyxBird

Nov 26, 2010

What. Whaaaat?

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Happy Thanksgiving! Huzzah for changing leaves, meaty turkeys, meeting with family and friends, and giving thanks for our blessings. Speaking of which... Frankly, I'm amazed at the wonderful people here. Why are they following me? I have no idea. I am thoroughly surprised, and extremely grateful for their support, though! :D In fervent thanks to them, and to everyone else who has favorited/pageviewed me, I'm in the middle of writing a thousand-pageview thank-you piece that will hopefully not confuse people too much. :D How did I get so close to a thousand views?? I'm amazed, and full of love for you all. In other news, I took a photoshoot a

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GreyxBird

Nov 15, 2010

Features...?

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Well, I guess it's my turn. The wonderful siriuslylostwerewolf (https://www.deviantart.com/siriuslylostwerewolf) featured me, and so she and nine others now get to be featured! Rules: - comment here to be featured; - I'll feature the 3 of your deviations I like the most; - you will have to feature three of my deviations AND nine other people in turn! - I'll feature only the first ten who ask; 1)!siriuslylostwerewolf (https://www.deviantart.com/siriuslylostwerewolf) :thumb167438592: :thumb173914510: :thumb183645302: 2) :iconVaeteliaX: 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10)