Across the pleasant green slopes of l'internet, I have wandered far and wide in search of the elusive Llama of Luck. Do not show impertinence by asking why and where and what this incredible creature is; just know that it is a subject of exclusive, esoteric nature.
Never mind the credit crunch; never mind the serious degenerating youth that graces humanity; none of it can compare to the great quest of the Llama of Luck. You see, no one needs to worry about money, health, social problems, or any other predicaments that are trapping the world; once you've embarked upon this chase, you won't need to spare a thought to such trivial mortal worries.
So, those of you who have persevered in reading this beyond the first line are now ordered by the universal life force, to go and pursue the unpursuable (mindless of grammer), and establish that science does not really prove anything and drowning oneself in religion is only suffocating.