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Sarcantasy 061 by Grendelkin Sarcantasy 061 by Grendelkin
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You cautiously reach out... and pet the unicorn. The equine seems hesitant at first, but really leans into your hand when you start to scritch its ear. It seems to really enjoy your attention, and makes happy snorting noises. For your part, you love the texture of its mane and coat, not to mention the light smell of strawberries and raspberries that surrounds the elegant creature.

"You're a nice girl, aren't you?" you coo. "Aw, you're so nice! Would you like to meet my friends? Yeah? Would you like that?"

The unicorn just snorts and leans into your hand, its eyes closed in an expression of bliss.
It doesn't even twitch when you call out to the others to come see what you found.

"What's up?" Isabeau asks as the others approach. "Did you -- oh. My gosh. Um, Daisy..."

"Isn't she pretty?" you ask, enthusiastically, while continuing to scratch the unicorn's mane. "And she's so friendly! You think she might be tame?"

"Um," Delar says. "Uh, Daisy...?"

"I know we don't have a lot of stuff right now, but maybe she could help carry us if we get tired, or when we find bigger treasure," you suggest. "Do you guys know what she'd eat? You think we could take good care of her?"

"Uh, Daisy, cutie," Isabeau says. "That's, uh..."

Emma comes walking up, spots the unicorn -- and crosses her arms and rolls her … eye.
"Oh, great," she huffs.

The unicorn glances at Emma, blinks, then moves out from under your hand and clip-clops closer to your Malborn friend. She raises a hoof to her mouth -- and speaks in perfectly comprehensible language: "Oh. My. Gosh! You must be the least virginal woman I have ever met! I mean, the Elf-girl is a bit iffy, but the purple-haired girl and the red guy are pure, so I didn't… Honestly, are you alright? You're like, the opposite of a virgin! Are you feeling okay? Do you need to sit down? Would you like me to find you some medicinal herbs or something?"

Delar goes pale and takes a step back; Isabeau looks mortified. "Var's sweaty kilt," she curses under her breath.

Emma is clearly irritated, but she refrains from lashing out with foot and fist.
"Just what I needed to make this day perfect," she grumbles. "Getting shamed by an Epon with a horn on its head."

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MichaelJohnMorris Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I like that unicorn. ^^
Grendelkin Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
She seems to be a hit with everyone. ^_^
MichaelJohnMorris Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
I see! ^^
HelenMcLaughlinArt Featured By Owner Edited Aug 25, 2018   Digital Artist
What's an Epon? (I mean, horse people, yes, but Daisy doesn't know that.)
Peebo-Thuhlu Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2018
Ha! Okay, yeah... That's a giggle. :D
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