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Sarcantasy 005

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You can't just stand by and let the Knight do this! He's wearing armour and has a big sword, the redheaded woman is barely dressed! This is not even remotely a fair fight!

Then again, you're barely even dressed, and you left the crummy shortsword in the other room... How are you supposed to take on this big, burly Knight?
Then your eyes fall on his underwear tag.

While the Knight and the redhead maneuver to get a hit in, you tiptoe around the onyx altar, spit in your hands, reach in while the Knight is focused on his opponent and PULL!

"AAARRGH! MY PROGENY!" the Knight shrieks, dropping his longsword.

You definitely shifted the Knight's attention away from the redhead. Unfortunately, you realize almost immediately that you yanked on the tiger's tail; the Knight is bigger, stronger and heavier than you, and in just a moment he'll be loose and you'll be --

-- watching the redhead execute a vicious flying axe kick, that makes the Knight's helmet ring like a bell! The Knight goes down and stays down!
You can hear him groaning softly, though.

"Thanks for the assist, kid," the redhead says.

You gain 20 xp!
You gain 10 gp!
You gain silk gentleman's briefs!

Scantily-clad redhead gains 20 xp!
Scantily-clad redhead gains 20 gp!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
+ Talk to the redhead?
+ Try to wake up the Knight?
+ Equip the longsword 'Growling Lion'?
+ Just run for it, because the Crypt Golem is still back there?
+ Something else?

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SaviorFoxOwlis's avatar

"MY PROGENY".


I genuinely burst out laughing.