Sarcantasy 004

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You decide that discretion is the better part of --
WHAM!
Forget that, you just run for your life! 
The doorway leads you through a dark corridor - no skulls with glowing eyes in here - and when you come out...

You find yourself behind an onyx altar.

Standing on the other side of the altar is a Knight in shining armour. It must be discount armour, though; there's a gap through which you can see the tag for his underwear.

Beyond the Knight, a big block of masonry has recently fallen to the ground. Your gorge rises when you see the heads of three young women, who were obviously crushed to death beneath the block.

Standing on top of the block is a one-eyed woman with bright orange hair, dressed in a very skimpy outfit and a pair of sandals. At first you think she's wielding a whip with a heart-shaped cracker, but then you realize... it's her tail?!

"Demon harlot!" the Knight shouts. "Malborn strumpet! Come down from there and face my blade, Growling Lion, in honourable combat!"

"Go blow it out your can, you tin-pot tool!" the redhead snarls.

You can see the woman has several light wounds, probably from the Knight's sword.
The Knight's helmet has been scratched, probably by the woman's whip/tail.
You can hear the Crypt Golem behind you, struggling to fit itself into the tunnel!!!

WHAT WILL YOU DO?
(There is a very important clue as to what happened here in the panel to the right.)
Will you:
+ Run for it; you owe these people nothing,
+ Warn these strangers the Crypt Golem is coming; you don't want to see anyone die,
+ Attack the Knight; how dare he attack a lonely woman,
+ Attack the redhead; women in skimpy clothes who use whips must be evil,
+ Climb on the altar, leap for the chain and try to swing past the battle, or
+ Think of something else?

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