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Punk Political Compass by gregthecoolnerd Punk Political Compass :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 0 3
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No More Room In Hell chapter 4 :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 7 4
My Ugly Mug by gregthecoolnerd My Ugly Mug :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 1 2
Slender Man Comes
Slender Man Comes
You hear the whispers of his name
Like something secret and profane
The stories of him told to young
Of those unfortunate to have met him
When he comes
He comes out from amongst the trees
Bringing horror to those that see
A man, yet strange and grotesquely tall
A kind of man who shouldn't exist at all
Arms and legs long and limber
To leave your body, high in the timber
A face devoid of any features
Simple yet horrifying is this creature
No one knows from where came
Or where he will appear again
His stride is quick so you can run
But chances are your life is done
His coming is heralded by a fog
Children laughing, barking dogs
He comes to only those whom believe
So for your sake, you best not give heed
Some say he's existed, since time began
Others say, he's the ghost of a murderous man
Some say he came from the stars
Others from a dimension that is not ours
No one knows and no one cares
All they know is that he's there
His name is simple and so plain
But, his presence
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No More Room In Hell chapter 3 :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 13 11
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No More Room In Hell chap. 2 :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 8 2
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No More Room In Hell chapter 1 :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 23 34
Imagine the coolest thing you could ever think of
The coolest motherfucking thing that you could think of
It’s not hard I do it all the time
There are just too many things I could think of
That makes me get all hot and sweaty
Like an ATLA/FMA crossover
A video game with ninja/pirate/cyborg/monkeys fighting zombies
An actual catgirl for a girlfriend
Or maybe having Bruce Campbell as a dad
Or how about all of them at once?
Let me tell you right now, it makes me excited
It feels like I’m gonna have a…dorkgasm
You know what I mean
That feeling a geek gets
When something mind-blowing happens
A feeling that makes you so happy and spazzy
And talk about it for days on end
How about a chance to talk with Stan Lee?
Or to shake Shigeru Miyamoto’s hand?
How about actually befriending Jack Black?
Maybe jamming with MSI or RBF?
Getting an autograph from Steve Blum himself?
Dang, I’m really flipping out just thinking about it
(chorus x3)
Some people may not
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Death Comes Knocking
Death Comes Knocking
Life is something given to all of us
But the arrival of death is a thing you can trust
No one knows the length of ones life
Or whether it’ll be happy or full of strife
Whether on lives long or short
Is that you can not retort
The Grim Reaper knocks when your time has come
And when he arrives, your life is done
But the thing that disturbs me
The most in this life are people who waste it or take it away
The rapists, murderers, child molesters, and drug dealers
The ones that cheapen life, or take it away
I have killed many of them
A gift like life is wasted on the urchins
Who spend it making others hurt
Look me in the face now, and guess what you’ll see
I’ve become death, and death’s become me
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Me Gaia-fied by gregthecoolnerd Me Gaia-fied :icongregthecoolnerd:gregthecoolnerd 5 6
Naruto: TCMUHCC chapter 1
Naruto: The Crazy, Messed Up, Hyper, Insane Chronicles
Episode 1:
Duuuude, whoa!
It was just another day in sunny Konoha. There wasn’t a cloud in the sky, the birds were singing, people were walking around minding their own business. Everything was serene. But for a few people, everything was about to change. Naruto and Sasuke had been assigned by Tsunade to pick up a “special package” from Shikamaru’s house. Whatever it was, it seemed important as Tsunade refused to tell the two just what the package contained. She also forbade anyone but the two friends/rivals to make the pick up.
“I wonder what exactly it is Granny Tsunade wants us to pick up for her.” Naruto said to Sasuke. Sasuke shrugged, “How the fuck should I know? All I know, is what she told us, and that’s to pick up the package, don’t look in it, deliver it to her office, and leave immediately.” Naruto put his hands behind his head like he normally did when walking somewhere,
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Backstabbers, Liars, Thieves, and Murderers Run The Government
If there is one thing I’ve learned
About this little country of ours
It’s that somewhere along the line
Our government was taken over by criminals
The kind of people who we abhor
Not people that we can adore
People tell me I’m young and jaded
That most shouldn’t be hated
But that’s bullshit
When I see our government leaders
All I see is…
Backstabbers, liars, thieves, and murderers
They run the whole fucking country
Oh say can you see?
The innocent being ripped off and exploited?
Used to be a politician could go to jail like everyone else
But with power and money, you can get away with anything
People gotta take back the governments before we all get fucked
Political debate is now synonymous with a “Yo Mama” battle
Backstabbing, dirt digging, lying pricks who tattle
Like a bunch of third graders on the playground
Do we need people like them around?
And let&
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School Is Like Prison
“School Is Like Prison…But With Less Ass Rape”
(This part is played slowly with acoustic guitar and vocals only. It’s sung to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”.)
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the burning of the school
We have tortured every teacher
We have broken every rule
We have sat in every corner
Of the whole damn school
As truth is marching on
Glory, glory, Hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I met her at the door
With a loaded 44
As truth is marching on
(Actual song begins here)
My parents and the government say
“An education is great”
I watch as my family waves good bye
As I’m marched right through the gate
Then they turn around and lock the door
I’m going to be bored forever more
Because schools like a prison…but with less ass rape
(speed drumming as other instruments break in)
They put you into a crowded cell
With a bunch of people
Who’re noisy and who smell
You have no chance for par
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Ada Wong by dandonfuga
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Ada Wong :icondandonfuga:dandonfuga 2,229 65
Tentacle In Tentacle Years Later by TamarinFrog Tentacle In Tentacle Years Later :icontamarinfrog:TamarinFrog 1,572 98 Lidia Dances by Riendonut
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Lidia Dances :iconriendonut:Riendonut 396 11
Chaco by Riendonut
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Chaco :iconriendonut:Riendonut 264 10
Dollface by ZoeStanleyArts Dollface :iconzoestanleyarts:ZoeStanleyArts 230 8 Azula by JagoDibuja
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Azula :iconjagodibuja:JagoDibuja 808 18
Sore Winner by Blunt-Katana
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Aqua Mira by Riendonut
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Raptor Echo! by spookydoom Raptor Echo! :iconspookydoom:spookydoom 140 6 Depression. by Neodusk Depression. :iconneodusk:Neodusk 631 100 Commission: Furry Clinch by Blunt-Katana
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Commission: Furry Clinch :iconblunt-katana:Blunt-Katana 188 17
Sketch Commission: Queen Fay by Riendonut
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Sketch Commission: Queen Fay :iconriendonut:Riendonut 523 8
Sketch Commission: Melina by Riendonut
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Sketch Commission: Melina :iconriendonut:Riendonut 513 6
Sketch Commission: Jasmine by Riendonut
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Sketch Commission: Jasmine :iconriendonut:Riendonut 223 5
Sketch Commission: Dart by Riendonut
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Tag Team by Aeolus06
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Tag Team :iconaeolus06:Aeolus06 414 38
  • Listening to: Slacker Online Radio
  • Reading: Batman: Year One, Spider-Man
  • Watching: Beck, IGPX
  • Playing: DR2: Off the Record, MW3
  • Eating: Breakfast Casserole, candy
  • Drinking: RC, Coke, Mr. Pibb, A&W
Hey everyone, just stopping by to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year. This year has been a really good one for me, overall. I hope everyone else enjoys today.


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Artist | Literature
United States
Current Residence: Geauxphukyurselv, Ohio
Favourite genre of music: Punk, Metal, Ska, Hip-Hop, Rock, New Wave, Outlaw Country.
Favourite photographer: Band photographers
Favourite style of art: anime/manga, cartoon, 3D
Operating System: Windows 7
MP3 player of choice: iPod Touch
Shell of choice: Koopa Shell: Cliched but effective.
Wallpaper of choice: anime, video game, cartoon, comic, movie, or band
Skin of choice: My own does count right?
Favourite cartoon character: Too many to list!
Personal Quote: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool a bunch more times, God I'm stupid


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Thanks for the :+fav: on my Tracer: Recolor by digitalgil .  Much appreciated.  Here's a :llama:.  If you get the chance, I'd love to see your comments back on the page of the deviations you liked or :+fav:ed!  Thanks again.!
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