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Slender Man Comes
Slender Man Comes You hear the whispers of his name Like something secret and profane The stories of him told to young Of those unfortunate to have met him When he comes He comes out from amongst the trees Bringing horror to those that see A man, yet strange and grotesquely tall A kind of man who shouldn't exist at all Arms and legs long and limber To leave your body, high in the timber A face devoid of any features Simple yet horrifying is this creature No one knows from where came Or where he will appear again His stride is quick so you can run But chances are your life is done His coming is heralded by a fog Children lau
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Dorkgasm
Dorkgasm Imagine the coolest thing you could ever think of The coolest motherfucking thing that you could think of It’s not hard I do it all the time There are just too many things I could think of That makes me get all hot and sweaty Like an ATLA/FMA crossover A video game with ninja/pirate/cyborg/monkeys fighting zombies An actual catgirl for a girlfriend Or maybe having Bruce Campbell as a dad Or how about all of them at once? Let me tell you right now, it makes me excited (chorus) It feels like I’m gonna have a…dorkgasm You know what I mean That feeling a geek gets When something mind-blowing happens A fe
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Death Comes Knocking
Death Comes Knocking Life is something given to all of us But the arrival of death is a thing you can trust No one knows the length of ones life Or whether it’ll be happy or full of strife Whether on lives long or short Is that you can not retort The Grim Reaper knocks when your time has come And when he arrives, your life is done But the thing that disturbs me The most in this life are people who waste it or take it away The rapists, murderers, child molesters, and drug dealers The ones that cheapen life, or take it away I have killed many of them A gift like life is wasted on the urchins Who spend it making others hurt
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Slender Man Comes
Slender Man Comes You hear the whispers of his name Like something secret and profane The stories of him told to young Of those unfortunate to have met him When he comes He comes out from amongst the trees Bringing horror to those that see A man, yet strange and grotesquely tall A kind of man who shouldn't exist at all Arms and legs long and limber To leave your body, high in the timber A face devoid of any features Simple yet horrifying is this creature No one knows from where came Or where he will appear again His stride is quick so you can run But chances are your life is done His coming is heralded by a fog Children lau
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School Is Like Prison
“School Is Like Prison…But With Less Ass Rape” (This part is played slowly with acoustic guitar and vocals only. It’s sung to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”.) Mine eyes have seen the glory Of the burning of the school We have tortured every teacher We have broken every rule We have sat in every corner Of the whole damn school As truth is marching on Glory, glory, Hallelujah Teacher hit me with a ruler I met her at the door With a loaded 44 As truth is marching on (Actual song begins here) My parents and the government say “An education is great” I watch as my family wave
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BLTM
Backstabbers, Liars, Thieves, and Murderers Run The Government If there is one thing I’ve learned About this little country of ours It’s that somewhere along the line Our government was taken over by criminals The kind of people who we abhor Not people that we can adore People tell me I’m young and jaded That most shouldn’t be hated But that’s bullshit When I see our government leaders All I see is… (chorus) Backstabbers, liars, thieves, and murderers They run the whole fucking country Oh say can you see? The innocent being ripped off and exploited? Used to be a politician could go to jail like e
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Death Comes Knocking
Death Comes Knocking Life is something given to all of us But the arrival of death is a thing you can trust No one knows the length of ones life Or whether it’ll be happy or full of strife Whether on lives long or short Is that you can not retort The Grim Reaper knocks when your time has come And when he arrives, your life is done But the thing that disturbs me The most in this life are people who waste it or take it away The rapists, murderers, child molesters, and drug dealers The ones that cheapen life, or take it away I have killed many of them A gift like life is wasted on the urchins Who spend it making others hurt
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Dorkgasm
Dorkgasm Imagine the coolest thing you could ever think of The coolest motherfucking thing that you could think of It’s not hard I do it all the time There are just too many things I could think of That makes me get all hot and sweaty Like an ATLA/FMA crossover A video game with ninja/pirate/cyborg/monkeys fighting zombies An actual catgirl for a girlfriend Or maybe having Bruce Campbell as a dad Or how about all of them at once? Let me tell you right now, it makes me excited (chorus) It feels like I’m gonna have a…dorkgasm You know what I mean That feeling a geek gets When something mind-blowing happens A fe
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Sling (Inktober 2019)
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Husky (Inktober 2019)
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Build (Inktober 2019)
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August 25, 1989
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Merry Christmas
Hey everyone, just stopping by to wish everyone a merry Christmas and a happy new year. This year has been a really good one for me, overall. I hope everyone else enjoys today.
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Drink and Drink and Drink
It's St. Patrick's Day again motherfuckers! And now that I'm 21 I can drink! WOO HOO! Time to get sloshed! Hope everyone else has fun.
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Obligatory Holiday Greetings
Merry Christmas everyone! Hope yours is made of win and awesome.
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Thank you very much ^^
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digitalgilHobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: on my Tracer: Recolor by digitalgil .  Much appreciated.  Here's a :llama:.  If you get the chance, I'd love to see your comments back on the page of the deviations you liked or :+fav:ed!  Thanks again.!
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Thanks for the fav!left shark left shark left shark left shark 
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MahawryHobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the fav :headbang: