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Wall Chicken by GreenStranger Wall Chicken by GreenStranger
There's nothing more nurishing than a piece of dusty chicken hidden in a wall. Castlevania fans know this all too well.
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You'll be sick for days lol.
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AngelicDefier Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013
I know right? I mean how can anyone eat that, it's been hidden in the wall for god knows how long, not to mention all the dirt and germs it must have collected, it should have been a health down rather than health up lol.
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol. I'm pretty sure the castle had roaches and ants that would have eventually got to the tasty wall delights. Who can understand Transylvanian architecture? :P
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ClawfulofStitches Featured By Owner May 1, 2013
Haha, this is great! :D Simon just sitting down on the floor, chowing down on some wallmeat, all relaxed like not a care in the world. You can tell that he knows there's a bat behind him but its like, don't bother me, I'm eating. Either that or he's waiting for it to get close enough then swat it with the meat, splat, greasy bat splattered against the wall. Probably'd eat that too seeing as how old meat stored inside of walls don't bother him.
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner May 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Lol I always felt it should have been a pork chop and ale. Simon's a manly man. Nothing like thrashing through hordes of evil monsters then chowing on a pork chop and downing a mug of ale. Somehow that will cure vampire bites, various lacerations, broken bones and possibly internal hemorrhaging.

Either way the wallmeat works just fine and he doesn't mind that has dirt and stucco all over it;)
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whittingtonrhett Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Gotta love that wall chicken!
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I would actually dare to eat it;)
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fishphan10m Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
Yes, and half his health will be gone because of the darn bat!
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yes! Especially if he's in the last two stages. One hit equals 1/4 power gone. Heavy stuff.
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fickwanna Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012  Student General Artist
I must say, I'm a construction engineer and they taught this in school...pork inside walls is actually the best reinforcement, the only thing that can deteriorate it is a whip but how many people use whips on walls. I'm just saying, don't try it...for real
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I totally agree lol. I remember watching some construction workers struggling tearing down a cinder block wall and behold.....a pork chop. No wonder:p
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1337ones Featured By Owner May 12, 2012
Apparently, those pork chops and chicken legs are made of MAGIC.

On a side note: Green Stranger? Are you friends with Christopher Bee and Boris Karloffice?
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner May 13, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That we are;) We were hanging out the other night eating a buffet out of a wall.
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Jajaja! Carajo! No sabia que existia una gran historia sobre los misteriosos alimientos en Castlevania con bastante detalles:p No dudo que los Belmonts estan muy agradecidos aunque sea la comida esta un poco sucio y lleno de cucarachas:D
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Erameris Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
jajaja bueno gracias a los programas de supervivencia de Discovery Channel sabemos que los bichos son muy nutritivos, algo de mugre y cucarachas le agregan sabor y nutrientes. Además despues de tantas generaciones seguro que los Belmonts ya están acostumbrados a esa indescriptible sensación que tienen al morder piedritas y lo crujiente de la cucas, es un gusto adquirido :D
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RedKakari Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
That is so awesome!
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks!
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Somedumbass3 Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Student General Artist
om nom nom...
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol yep:D
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areliusmars Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
Just like mom makes em!! Tasty!!
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nothing says I love you like food from the wall!;)
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MatiasSoto Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I've been thinking about this gag for years too :D
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It's always blown my mind:) Crazy idea.
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MatiasSoto Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
I know for a fact that people hid tresures behind the walls in the middle ages, maybe Transylvanian weather was cold enough for the meat to be preserved as in a fridge behind the walls? :lol:
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Possibly, lets hope they don't mind roaches and rats eating their food.
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MatiasSoto Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Extra ingredients!!
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But hey, if Belmonts (simon and trevor at least) could endure all that they did, a few vermins would make them sweat!
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Trevor and Simon probably ate rats for all we know:P
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MatiasSoto Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
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KeithEKimball Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Professional Writer
Hah, awesome! And yes it was very refreshing to find those in the games...especially since they were so rare! Stingy game designers... :D
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They were especially of high value in Castlevania 1 and 3. It was so easy to get your world rocked in those games.
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KeithEKimball Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2012  Professional Writer
You're not kidding in the least. Especially CV 3! Death has three tough forms? Each with a full, brand-new life bar?!! *ouch*

Dang if we don't still play the games, though. :D What is this mysterious spell Konami can cast over us?
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DeathLee28 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
cool

now WHY would they leave chicken inside the wall? as qouted by the angry video game nerd "what were they thinking?"
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol classic video. It's a good point too. Nasty dusty wall chicken.
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SomaCruzFirm Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2012
Para qué refrigeradores? las paredes de antaño los conservan mejor :D
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GreenStranger Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
A huevo! Pinche gallina sabe mas bueno con polvo y piedras. :D
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SomaCruzFirm Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2012
Jajajaj el viejo sabor a Castillo con la garantia de productos konami
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