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Account Moved.

Account Moved.

I deactivated without telling anyone and I realize how that could worry some people. Please Note me if you want my new account. Sorry again.

See You Space Cowboy

See You Space Cowboy

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I feel really tired and gross

I feel really tired and gross

I'm at a point where I want to give up on everything. Just a sudden stupid mood swing where nothing matters in my life and I realize that I don't deserve what I do have. I don't want to be here anymore, but I know I'll feel better in the morning. Probably.

Quiz for Sonny-June

Quiz for Sonny-June

Character: Sonny-June Alexander Lovejoy 1) What gender are you? "I was born and identify as a male. Please don't tell Tumblr." 2) What is your age? "19." 3) Do you want a hug? "Not unless I know you particularly well. I'm not really a huggy person even then." 4) Do you have any bad habits? "I sometimes watch the X-Files for so long I forget to eat for a day or two. And I bite my nails sometimes." 5) What is your favorite food? "Tapioca Pudding." 6) What is your favorite ice cream flavor? "Black Cherry Moose-Tracks." 7) Are you a virgin? He answers rather Shamelessly. "Sure am." 8) Have you killed anyone? "No. I've prevented

An Interview With Johnny Redo

An Interview With Johnny Redo

Character: Johnathan Grimm (please just Johnny) Note: He stutters and lisps a bit. Draws out N's, M's, F's and S's at the beginning of words when flustered or frustrated. 1) What gender are you? "FFF I'm a fucking boy you blind shit!" 2) What is your age? -he ponders the question a moment, counting on his fingers before replying with a solid "19"- 3) Do you want a hug? "FFFFff...NNnnn....Maybe..." 4) Do you have any bad habits? "MMmmnnno....the doctor says chewing on the inside of my mouth and my wrists and my nails is bad but...it's not bad if it doesn't hurt anyone else..." 5) What is your favorite food? "Apple Pie. Can I have

Big Commission Reminder

Big Commission Reminder

Commissions for ~VivamusDraconem (https://www.deviantart.com/vivamusdraconem) (Recorded for future reference) Batch 1: Paid 1. Xanfire with an evil grin and raising spikes of blood into the air, probably covered in it too. 2. Jiggles eating a bunch of food, maybe with one or two small dragon servants if thats okay 3. Xanfire and Jed's sona hanging out on the couch with some snacks and Jed's gaming 4. A fat gooey dragon that you think would best represent me, feel free to ask questions as you need 5. My Demi Dragon just going on a fucking murder spree, the gorier the better :3 Batch 2: Payment Pending May 5th 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Batch 3: Payment Pending May 12th 1. 2.

Anyone in the Texas area want an adorable kitten?

Anyone in the Texas area want an adorable kitten?

!Angry-Yote (https://www.deviantart.com/angry-yote) needs some help rehoming this babe. Even if you can't take her, or don't know anyone in the area he listed, you can spread the word c:

SOKANI UPDATE

SOKANI UPDATE

The Weebly page is finally underway >D All I need to do is to finish the graphics, finish the information and....other stuff, lol. I've already released a few Beta Sokani to some friends, and I'll be uploading them here in a few too. http://sokanis.weebly.com The work in progress (sad, I know. I need to get premium so I can add more stuff/organize better for you cats). I'm super excited for these guys. They're a mostly restricted species. When  I feel comfortable I'll open a make your own slot test.

OFFICIAL CHARACTERS FOR SALE/TRADE JOURNAL UPDATE

OFFICIAL CHARACTERS FOR SALE/TRADE JOURNAL UPDATE

UPDATED 4/25/15 MOre Characters :D UPDATED 4/24/15 with the sell of one charracter and the addition of 4 more. The yellow naga is tentative. http://sta.sh/2lp89s02o1w?edit=1 Here's what I have so far. Offer points, USD or other characters/adoptables.

Free Volatikai headshot Skethes

Free Volatikai headshot Skethes

Whooo, I feel like doing a couple of sketches for my favorite original species But I don't wanna do my own. I've got a new kind of cartoony style so don't expect any realism, but I also need the practice in the different face styles. If that makes sense.

Winding Down With Ref Sheets (Join.Me)

Winding Down With Ref Sheets (Join.Me)

https://join.me/406-991-060

Art theft

Art theft

I'm butthurt because my art was stolen I did everything That facebook told me to do and asked him nicely to take it down (pfft) What do? He ay or may not be Eyegush on Furaffinity.
sobs shamelessly over implied FredxNancy in the Captive Curse
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That moment when you realize all your characters look alike
I just realized when I feel shitty I CronKri hardcore
https://pokefarm.com/user/Dualscar
Tried a new spicy mayonnaise and now everything tastes like Satan's asshole.
i'd post a selfie but I have a fat neck
Do not contact me and try to force your headcanons on me or i will tear you a canonical new one. Ask before headcanon.
I had a dream last night that Idk what was going on but I was in germany or something and people were chained up (me and 2 others) one guys arms were hacked off and then this lady came and unchained me and gave me a bow with one arrow and then unchai...
I need to remember to not try to reason with Shit for brains.
PLZ stop favoriting my shit for pageviews strangers.
I am such a gullible god  damned retard.
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