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Elderp Scrolls

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:iconsugarderpymuffinplz::iconsays3plz: The infinite knowledge of all that was, all that is, and all that is to be was worth it.

And that's my headcanon!
I wish I could've got this ready for Derpy Day but I got sick! I'm a horrible person! :iconraritycryingplz: Not that the joke itself puts a better record on my slate...

Joke explanation: in the TES universe (games like Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind, etc.) an elder scroll is an obscure artifact of immense power, but being exposed to it without proper preparation takes a severe toll on the reader, going as far as causing permanent visual impairment. So if you ever come across an elder scroll, don't be a hero and leave it alone.

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is it good or bad i didn't notice her eyes changed til the end?
analothor2's avatar
HA makes more sense than that radioactive muffin 
fugimoto's avatar
ROFL, ha eat it soccer moms, it was the elder scolls falt derpy had cross eyes! :rofl:
Enderman0's avatar
Behold! Moth priestess Derpy!
robotman354's avatar
So she went derp from the Elderp Scrools?
brony3099's avatar
I like to think she eats poison joke muffins.
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The wise mare know nothing, but seek knowledge
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ThePenVsTheSwordStudent Writer
Heh, cute
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I never considered that possibility, interesting.
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So that's how she was blessed... I can definitely accept this
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:iconclapplz: nice reference in the description
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*insert : Infinite Knowledge about Muffins 2 it* xD
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Considering how others can go completely blind--even with preparation--after reading an Elder Scroll, she got off relatively lucky.
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The other choice is complete madness being driven insane as if making a deal with Sheogorath or Haemous Mora. Maybe Derpy 'got stuck' between the two fates of blindness or insanity.
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Isn't that the Diagram for the Nationwide Transmutation Circle found in Skrim?
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This is probably the best Derpy head cannon I have every seen ever. 10/10 derpys
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