Chapter one- Employment
Royal Palace, Hyksos City, Kingdom of Hyksos
Shvarn looked out of the window at a column of soldiers marching past. They marched well, and their armour and weapons were flawless, shining with that parade-ground gleam that only the most expensive weapons had. He wasn't impressed. Bunch of Royal Guard pretty boys. The window itself was more impressive. It was made of glass. Didn't see many of those around, most just used horn panels, if anything. A thin, petulant voice sounded behind him. "The General shall see you now."
Without turning, Shvarn replied "The General will see you now, sir."
"Yes. Quite. The General wil
I woke up, not sure where exactly I was. Slowly, I got to my feet. Stiff. Looking around, I saw that I was outside, in the middle of the road... No wonder I was having trouble moving properly, I must have caught a chill. There was a big stick with some metal on the end lying on the floor nearby. Was it mine? It looked familiar. No, it couldn't be. I don't own any sticks.
I decided I'd try and see where I was, so I walked about for a bit. Not many people around, only a few. One of them said something. It sounded like "Urrrrrr". For a moment, I didn't know what they meant by that. Then I realised. They weren't speaking, they were singing! The
Current Residence: somewhere that I'm residing in. Favourite genre of music: various Operating System: um, a computer? MP3 player of choice: one that's cheap and works properly. Shell of choice: probably one of those weird looking conches. (what an odd question.....) Wallpaper of choice: anything other than woodchip/textured Skin of choice: my own, thankyou very much. Favourite cartoon character: Wooldor Sockbat. Or Captain Hero. Personal Quote: I came here to kick arse and chew bubblegum. But my foot hurts! Spearmint, anyone?
Heck, there's too many to list.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
See fave. movie
non-console: murderball. Console: Probably Shadow of Rome.
Favourite Gaming Platform
Tools of the Trade
hmm. a hammer, two beans, a roll of tape and a small duck.
I was bored a few minutes ago. There was a protractor next to my computer. Like a total spaz, I shoved it in my mouth. Not only that, I put it in curve-first so the corners stuck in my cheeks. I couldn't get it out for about 5 minutes and it cut my mouth. Therefore, I am a flipping idiot.
I had my Spanish oral today. It went well. As did my french one on monday. Yay me! I've made another bit of artwork, but I haven't got round to scanning it yet. Also I'm half way through colouring Gas Mask Soldier's first comic! I've been having toothaches for a few days now. Turns out I have 3 wisdom teeth coming through.