AAAAAAAAAARRRAAAGGGGH!!!! HOLYCRAPAHUGESPIDER!!
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HOLYCRAPAHUGEMOTHERF**KINGSPIDERJUSTRANOVERMYBODYANDSTORMEDOFFDOWNTHEBACKOFMYBEDTHELITTLESH*T!!!!!

In English, A huge spider just ran over my body, and then buggered off down the back of my bed....where my head rests.

Now I'm paranoid the gutsy little shit is going to sit on my face when I sleep!!
If I catch him even attempting it... I'm gonna go all Jedi on his ass!! :jedi:

Rubbish Journal entry I know, but apart from sitting in my room colouring this job I'm doing, nothing else is happening really.

Oh the exciting wonders of working at home alone. :|
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LovinSpoonfuls's avatar
LovinSpoonfulsHobbyist Traditional Artist
I know this is an old journal entry, but.. I was just checking in to see how your pet spider was doing? :giggle: Is he/she eating well? Healthy? Keeping you company as all great pets should?

Lol! Sorry, hon. :giggle: I couldn't help myself. Haha!
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
Funny enough, I think I'm being haunted by his ghost!!

I keep seeing a spider appear around the flat for a split second before it speeds off again. Thankfully not near my room though.... yet :D

Just had a quick look. Your arts have improved since I saw it last.
Keep it up!! :)
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LovinSpoonfulsHobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, goodness! Haha! Such a scary thing- a ghost spider! :faint: I would just die... I'm sorry that he's haunting you. What a mean little fellow he is!

Why thank you! I'm really trying to find a decent art program that won't break my wallet, but, I think I may just have to break it. ;P I've been basically working my fingers and talent to the bone. I swear. :giggle: So thrilled that you noticed and it absolutely made my day! So, thank you very much!
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JustArt27Professional Digital Artist
holy shit! kill it! kill it now! lol i have a rule i leave them alone until i find them someplace they aren't suppose to be, then its fair game for destruction and homicide. anywhere inside my home qualifies for death.
JMum's avatar
Ha ha you were probably too young to remember but for ages we had a big spider living behind the toilet called BORIS of course... he used to hide when we went in there and was quite happy...until one day...Steve came out of there saying holy shit there was a huge spider in the bathroom...but its ok i stepped on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS. He never hurt anyone lol
LenaDavid's avatar
Spider-man now ??! :giggle: ..

just passed by your page, and i really wanted to say you have beautiful works here ..
Keep up the lovely work .. :) ..
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
:D Yup, I do whatever a spider can! :D
Thank you, I'm glad you liked my pics :)
LenaDavid's avatar
.. :O .. Ooh oh !!

My pleasure .. :aww: ..
beauvoirian's avatar
Is that spider still there? ;)
GrandMaster-J5's avatar
GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
Latest reply EVAR!!! Sorry, been stupidly busy with some hotwheels stuff.

That Spider is looong gone, but it might have come back, either that or it had a friend that "hanging around" last week. I woke up to the little turd who was hanging just above my face.

Think facehugger from Aliens, and you're nearly there :D
beauvoirian's avatar
That's some freaky shit. :o I don't blame you at all for the late reply, if you had to fend that creature off!
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tlejeckStudent Digital Artist
Heh, I hate when that happens. Once, I was working at my desk for about an hour, when I notice a tingle on my arm. I take a glance, and at first, I think it's a housefly. Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be a big hairy black spider.

I sprayed so much bug spray on that desk I couldn't breathe there for a week. :)
CarolynViolet's avatar
CarolynViolet Photographer
This happened to me once. Scared the CRAP out of me.
Hope you caught the little bugger.
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
I saw him the following night, running across the front of my wardrobe.
We had a bit of a staring contest first, which he then went onto win when the light started reflecting from his retinas and freaked me out :D

He put up a good fight, but was soon evicted from the flat :)
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CarolynViolet Photographer
Omg.. light reflecting from the eyes of a spider. That is just too much for me to take this time in the mor.. afternoon. I hope you squished him. I have no mercy for spiders.

My friend is shit scared of moths and one night when she was putting dreads in my hair a HUGE moth (and i'm not exaggerating it was bigger than my hand, i have no idea what it was doing in England) flew into my room. I told her to close her eyes and obviously she was like "..Why?.. OH SHIIIITTT!!!", waking up my sleeping flatmate in the process. I went to grab it with my hands to throw it out of the window and noticed the light reflecting from it's big orange eyes and was suddenly a little freaked out. I proceeded to catch it in a pint glass (it only just fitted in there) and look at it for a bit but there was no way i was risking touching that eye. *shudders*
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
Spider eye reflection is creeeeepy!!
Their eyes work kind of like ours do, think red eye, but kinda light green! :D
Freaks me out everytime. It's like he was staring straight through me!

I didn't squish him though, partly due to the fact that he was huge and there would have been spider guts all over the place :D

Moths freak me a tad too. Actually, anything with more than 4 legs creeps me out. Lions & Tigers, FINE! Lizards, cats, dogs, cows, snakes (zero legs :D), people. All fine!!
Bugs and shit!?! I'm outta there to get a large bowl, ar a very good shoe :D
CarolynViolet's avatar
CarolynViolet Photographer
*shudders* Green spider eyes. That is puke worthy.
I am very glad daddy long legs don't have eyes - they are the only things i am truly madly and deeply petrified of. I'd rather knock myself out by running into a wall than be concious in the same room as one of those horrible beasts.

Spider and guts are also words that should never be combined and then imagined.

But moths are like butterflies but smaller :)
I said that to said moth scared friend and she freaked out that butterflies are even scarier.
Anybody that is scared of butterflies is just wrong.
I collect them. I have 4 pinned to little cards.
They're gorgeous.

What are you like with centipedes? :giggle:
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
centipedes. Hmmm. I haven't come across one yet but.....
Nope, I'm pretty sure I'd throw a shoe at it :D
ARTISTintheMAKING3's avatar
Hi...I came to your site because your Grandma wrote about your artwork on Facebook. You are very talented! About the spider...get some spray for around your floorboards and windows. My hubby was once bit in the middle of his forehead. I noticed two little holes when he woke up. We didn't know it was a spider bite until he went to the doctor after it just kept swelling and swelling. Pretty scarey...plus I found the little critter dead in our bed when I made the bed. He had to be put on antibiotics. Took about a week for the swelling and redness to subside.
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
Did he also start to wear blue and red pyjamas and start climbing walls/helping old ladies across the road? :D
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ShariJoyHobbyist General Artist
This made me shiver and squeal in horror. I would have had a heart attack and died, but I would have done it after I ran screaming from the room because I don't want the spider on my dead body.
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GrandMaster-J5Professional Digital Artist
Not me. I'm A MANLY man!!
hmmm. Ok, maybe not. It scared the crap out of me and I jumped off the bed like a rocket :D

Let it be understood, that I didn't scream though! (puffs out chest in a manly way) :D

But I did make a kind of "Blleeehuuluuuh Whatthehell" noise :P
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ShariJoyHobbyist General Artist
haha =D
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LadyScourgEHobbyist General Artist
Yes, he will sit on your face while you sleep.

One night I found a centipede-ish thing in the bathroom, I decided to leave it alone. The next morning I awoke to find it in the corner of my room by the bed! I caught it in a plastic container and threw it outside.

Bugs and spiders are such stalkers I tell ya.
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