1, Pumpkins are full of stringy slime and seeds, and trump is just full of crap.
2, Pumpkins smell good, especially when mixed with warm spice.
3, Pumpkins have good taste, especially when made into pies, muffins, and lattes. Trump is just tasteless.
4, Pumpkins look good with goofy orange faces.
5, Pumpkin spice is good for business. Pumpkin spice things sell like crazy in the fall and almost everyone buys them.
6, Putting pumpkin decorations up in your yard or wearing pumpkin themed hats and t-shirts doesn't make you look like a racist, perverted idiot.
7, You can stab, gut, smash, carve up, and dismember a pumpkin without worrying about going to jail for life.
8, Pumpkins don't lie, cheat, bribe, waste millions of dollars, screw things up, or make hypocrites of themselves.
9, Where there's pumpkins, there's usually candy too.
10, Pumpkins are native to America, and they've been a food staple of Native Americans and early settlers and pilgrims. Therefore they've been