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Plotting Step-Mom's Murder

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Plotting Step-Mom's Murder

Mmm. She's quite nice; yes, nice indeed. Very nice! Extremely nice, epically nice, awfully nice, horribly nice, dreadfully nice, overly nice. She's plotting against me. That's why she's so nice. I can feel it. Yes, No, Perhaps... Mmm. She loves me; yes, loves me indeed. Loves me dearly! Loves me sweetly, loves me epically, loves me caringly, loves me lovingly, loves me unconditionally, loves me amazingly, loves me too much. She and Dad are on to me. I have to get them first. Before they get to me. Yes, No, Perhaps... Hmm. Dad hates me; yes, hates me indeed. Hates me entirely! Hates me completely, hates me with a passion, hates me wi

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Hyperdrive.

"You don't even have a clue," Dad growled, "NOT A FUCKING CLUE OF WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW!" He had my Uncle Ivan pinned tightly against the wall with a single hand to his throat. Uncle Ivan gagged, squirming as he tried to keep himself from being choked, "N-No, I-I don't know what it feels l-like...!" He gasped for air as my Dad let him go, suddenly snapping and grabbing Roxie by her arm. "Yet you come to me PREECHING about all this. You don't know what it feels like. To have your heart, your soul, the very glue that kept you from falling into pieces so suddenly, just...RIPPED away from you." He reached into his pocket, and Uncle
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The fact that I haven't been on here in over a year, yet many of you still wish me Happy Birthday is very sweet. Thank you! Needless to say, I've pretty much abandoned deviantART. Sorry, I've just been so busy and I don't draw anymore. And as you can see, I'm cleaning up the messy evidence >.> But here's an update on my life! *I'm 20. What the fuck. *I'm pursuing a BFA in Theatre Arts with a concentration in Performance at Hofstra. The reason it's different from the Drama major I was in as a freshman is the fact that only 15 people got in. *I'm dating a very nice directing student from Texas. He's eleven inches taller than me and loves

A Quick Update on my Life

A Quick Update on my Life

1.) I just had a nostalgia fest with Madeleine. 2.) I also just went through over 5,000 notifications. 3.) This is because I was in two plays this semester, The Vagina Monologues and Much Ado About Nothing. 4.) They went well, thank you for asking. 5.) I also went through a phase of changing my Drama major to a more realistic one, but that ended a few days ago and now I'm adding a Musical Theatre minor to my Drama major. 6.) It was a very depressing stage, be very happy I wasn't here at the time. 7.) I doodle many doodles of Roxie in my notebooks lately. A lot of them are her pulling her hair out and yelling at me for not using her in

YOU GUYS I SAW BOOK OF MORMON

YOU GUYS I SAW BOOK OF MORMON

IT WAS SO GOOD. SO. FUCKING. GOOD. I stood in line for three hours in order to get a Standing Room ticket for twenty seven dollars. Bobby Lopez has once again murdered me with his amazing music. Also, it's once again Broadway Cares season, so Andrew Rannells (Elder Price) gave a small speech on donating money, and this is how it ended: "Also, it is a competition... and I'll be damned if I let a green witch beat me. Fucking Wicked. FUCK WICKED! *cheers from audience* I auditioned for Wicked once; I didn't get it. *makes a wanking gesture* They can suck it; SUCK IT WICKED! *louder cheers* No, but seriously, Wicked is a good show; And for pe

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Happy birthday! :D

:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

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Happy Birthday Paige! :)