Pokemon

Raichu

"Woah, so this is Raichu. Right on!" Pit looked up into the sky. "I'm going to fight the stronger version of Pikachu that is always overshadowed by his last and weaker form."

"Pichu?" asked Pichu.

"No, not you."

Pichu lowered his ears and walked away.

"Pit, be careful, unlike Pikachu, this one knows Irontail and Dig."

"Got it, trick Raichu to dig under a cloud."

Lady Palutena let out a small laugh. "Well that's actually good. Raichu will dig underground to travel or go straight down narrow platforms. But his Irontail is something else. His long tail can reach far distances."

"But what about Thunder."

"He no longer has that."

"Oh thank you!"

"Instead he shoots multiple Thunder attacks for his Final Smash."

"And just like that, just like that."

Zoroark

"Now Pitty Pat, listen to Hades." Hades taunted the young angel. "This here's a troll just like yours truly. He will start the battle disguise as someone else but will turn back to normal when hit."

"That's cool. Can he use the attacks of the fighter he's copying?"

"No, just his own."

"Well that just makes his gimmick well a gimmick."

"Why'd you think he didn't make it into the roster?" Zoroark snarled up into the air. "Awww, he thinks he's important enough to have an opinion."

Pit gasped. "Hades, that was terrible."

"And that's why I'm the bad guy. Will I personally prefer villain. Why would anyone think of me as bad?"

Zoroark scratched the air in anger.

"Well, Hades. What's his Final Smash?"

"Definitely not a Mega Evolution." Zoroark used Flamethrower into the air. "He actually does have a real good Final Smash. You see, all of his Zorua pals gather together, turn into Legendary Pokemon, and just wail on the opponent."

Pit smiled. "Now that's what I'm talking about."

Sceptile

Pit looked at the Pokemon with disappointment. "Aww, I wanted Combusken."

Viridi spoke to Pit. "You already got Charizard." Viridi gave Pit her smug smile. "Now listen up, Sceptile is quick and powerful. Watch out for that Leaf Blade."

"Leaf Blade? That does not sound strong."

"Well of course you'll say that. Thinking that Humans are above nature."

Pit rolled his eyes. "Well anything else I should know?"

"Well he does know Leaf Storm which can catch other fighters just like Robin's Nosferatu."

"Wait, the movie?"

"No Pit. Not that. It's stronger, but doesn't absorb energy, unlike his Absorb move. He also knows Quick attack just like Pikachu. As for his Final Smash, he Mega Evolves and becomes twice as powerful."

"No matter how powerful he becomes, I'm ready. But first Viridi, I got something to say to you."

Viridi looked at the smile on Pit's face. "What is it?" Viridi looked upon Pit with curiosity.

"Welllll, how do I put this?" Pit kicked the ground shyly. "Viridi …. I herd u like Mudkipsz." Then multiple henchmen of Viridi's attacked Pit.

"No, bad meme, and bad grammer!"

Genesect

"Wow, this Pokemon is awesome!" said Pit.

"Pit, that's Genesect. An ancient Pokemon revived and modified by Team Plasma." informed Palutena. "His standard special is Techno Blast. It will change to Electric, Fire, Ice, and Water randomly with every use."

"That's amazing! What else can he do?"

"Well he can fly upwards and forward quickly by making himself the shape of a ship. His Side Special is Infestation which will continue to damage caught fighters, sort of like Pikmin. And his Down Special is Explosion. That will damage everyone around him and himself. It's a good idea to dodge or block when he's about to blow."

"Now tell me his Final Smash."

"Well it's a bit like Zoroark's. He calls forth his Genesect friends, but this time they fly around and shoot Techno Blast at you. I hope that won't be too much for you."

"No problemo." Pit clenched his hand. "Ready or not, here I come!"

N

"Lady Palutena, why is there a Human from the Pokemon World here?" Pit looked at the blonde human curiously.

"That's N, he has the powers to talk to Pokemon."

"No kidding, wow. Now I can know if Pikachu is saying. I hope they're not insults."

"Well I don't think N would like Pikachu to be around."

"Why not? Pikachu is adorable."

"Well it's nothing personal he has with Pikachu. It's Pokemon fighting in general."

"What do you mean?"

"N wants Humans and Pokemon to be separate and for the Pokemon to not fight each other, just like what Team Plasma imagine their ideal world is."

"Well did N ask the Pokemon if they like to fight?"

"You know, I don't know."

"Well there's a loop hole. If they didn't want to fight each other for Human enjoyment, they would have revolted already. And they would win."

"You are right, just right."

Pit looked at N. "So what're his attacks?"

Palutena became dead silent. "He's a Human from Pokemon …. Uhhhhhhh ….. well his Final Smash is bringing forth Reshiram and Zekrom to roast you."

"He doesn't do anything action related at all, does he?"

"Yep, let's move onto the next fighter."

Deoxys

"Oh man, its Deoxys, the D-nah Pokemon!

"It's pronounced D-N-A, stupid Pitty Pat." said Hades. "You know his attack form, well now you'll see his others. His Standard Special is switching between those forms for neutral, speed, attack, and defense. It's sort of like Monado Kid's move. With both the ups and downs."

"This is going to be exciting. Let's see what you're made of …. No really, what's up with this guy. He can generate himself instantly."

"And that would be his Down Special, which is a huge pain if he's in his defense mode. I'm maining Deoxys." Hades pointed at the Pokemon. "His Final Smash is Hyper Beam, which you know, but his Side Special Move is Psychic. He picks you or an item up and throws it forwards, backwards, anywhere. But don't expect him to know the lottery."

Pit quickly put away a notepad. "Y-yeah, of course I won't ask that."

"His Up Special is Extreme Speed. He blast off into the air like a rocket. Now that's he's out of the way, let's make fun of Pit by reminding him that Deoxys naturally flys, without wings."

Pit folded his arms in irritation.

Zinnia & Aster

"Another Human?" Pit looked at her creepy smile. "Can she at least fight?"

"Yes she can!" said Viridi. "Her name's Zinnia. She's the descendant of the Draconid, an ancient race that calls forth Rayquaza whenever the is a drastic emergency. Unlike N, she can fight. She's a lightweight and can move fast and jump high. She's probably a better flyer than you are."

"Oh ha ha."

"She and her Pokemon are a tag team like Rosalina and Luma. Her special move is Snatch which can damage and steal your items, even a Final Smash. Aster there knows Protect and Uproar to push opponents away. Their Up Special is getting a short ride on Salamence, which might eat you!"

Pit was impressed by Zinnia's move set. "So she knows Rayquaza? Is summoning that dragon her Final Smash?"

"That's right. Rayquaza will fly down from the Heavens and become Mega Rayquaza. He'll do exactly the same thing in his Boss Fight from the last Smash Bros. But this time O.P.!"

"O.P.?! That can't be!"

"Oh it is, Pit. Now let him have it!"

"Daaaaah!"

I did not include Meowth because he was originally supposed to be a fighter in the first game. Really, along with Mewtwo, Peach, Bowser, King DeeDeeDee, and even Pit. Expect him in the next Cut Characters chapter.