Friend is food (short vore story)

Oh my god he would NOT shut up. I invited my friend over because his girlfriend just broke up with him so I figured I'd lend him an ear and let him vent. 3 hours later and he's still talking about her!

Where I live I have to be constantly on alert for monster attacks as they love to eat gamers. Today, however I thought I could use that to my advantage. I couldn't endure another 3 hours of whining so I figured I would use my normal peril to my gain.

I was able to distract him enough while he was sitting on my floor to where he didn't notice the monster coming up behind him. A little yelp was all he managed before the monster pounced and started swallowing him whole.

He's a fighter, I'll give him that. He fought the whole way down, kicking and yelling. I didn't even think to get a picture for my scrapbook until just his feet were hanging out and he was still trying to grab onto something.

He's a big guy so I'm sure he'll keep the monster full for awhile but I'll have to figure out what to do after he digests my friend, I don't want to be next!