Eaten while editing (Vore story)

Phew! The life of an editor is tough! I was going through my files and seeing how I can make my posts reach more; DESTROY THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, SMASH THAT LIKE!, CLICK THE BELL!!!

It wasn't working. How am I supposed to quit my job and become a full time content creator if no one DESTROYS THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON?? I tried to track my stats, to engage for organic growth, I even did a collab with RAID SHADOW LEGENDS to see if I could get more money; nothing.

This sucks! What am I supposed to do? I needed to take a breather, obviously this was getting me nowhere. I was so focused on the grind that I didn't notice a small monster slip through my door. It was a tiny little thing, it must have been very young, potentially on it's first hunt, and it had somehow made it into my house.

It wasn't used to the smell of gamers yet, so it slithered around the room a bit while I was figuring out a more unique way to say GIVE ME MONEY without sounding desperate. It slithered across my sandals, which likely gave it my scent. It knew what prey smelled like now. Immediately it identified me as lunch and sprung. I yelped a bit as it clumsily wrapped around my head and started to gulp me down.

I noticed that this was a tiny monster compared to ones that have tried to eat me in the past, this had to have been a baby, which meant I could easily fight my way out of it. Sorry monster, you've met your match in me! I thrashed around kicking my legs and trying to grab onto my chair; if I could just get ahold of it I could probably yank myself out.

This had to have been this thing's first time hunting because it looked like at first that I would be able to wiggle my way out of the monster, but it also meant I was it's first meal. It was hungry and I was the first gamer that would keep it full. It started to suck me down faster than I expected. I was losing grip and my feet couldn't find any furniture to grab onto. That's when my wave of panic started to ease up.

This thing was a baby and was likely no bigger than I was, even if it did manage to overpower me, I was WAY too big for it. There's no way it would actually be able to get me all the way down. All I really had to do was wait it out and eventually it would get tired and spit me out. My relief quickly turned back to panic as I realized that it wasn't stopping. It was already down to my ankles and wasn't showing signs of slowing down. I was going to be its first meal if I didn't do something, and fast.

I started to flex my feet to try and give myself some time to come up with a plan. The monster was young but it wasn't stupid; it pushed my feet together with its powerful mouth, making it so I couldn't move my feet. Without the ability to grab something, all I could really do was hope that I was just too big for the monster.

This proved to be a false hope as it quickly sucked my feet in, wiggling toes and all. With one last powerful swallow, I was fully inside the monster. I have to say I probably made a pretty nice bulge on a monster this size and would likely keep it fed for at least a month while it learned how to hunt for formidable prey. Can't believe I was beaten by a noob.