I think you might be interested in this game. It is a side scrolling Kaiju beat them up.
You know the last conversation we had got me thinking, what is the worst comicbook storyline you've personally read? For me it is likely the Gwen daughter one, but I haven't read that many comics. You on the other hand have read quite a few and I was wondering, what story sticks out as just bad.
I'm not sure if anything I personally read really stands out as being the worst thing ever. I think I avoided the big moments that people complain about the most. The things I didn't like were small things or artists. Image Comics were nonsensical even though I wanted to know what was going on. There was like 500 teams with zero goals. Witchblade was a book I gave up because most of the page-time was centered around a douchebag guy with a ponytail. I quit reading Marvel because ever panel was like a wall of text at one point. I didn't like characters like Connor Kent, so his stuff annoyed me in Teen Titans (version 3). So it wasn't really a storyline that made me give up on something, just weird randomness.
I guess it makes sense that your dislikes are more character centric.