Scrolling through until we find the one
What makes the perfect body?
Does it curve or narrow?
Is it short or tall?
Skinny fat or thick?
Muscular or no?
Is it big and beautiful, or is there a thigh gap in between?
Does it have rainbow hair or will a natural solid do?
Roman nose or bridged?
Should the eyes be hooded or almond-shaped?
Let’s talk lips - thin and bright or dark, with a full pout?
Are freckles too tiny? Are moles too weird and misshapen?
And omg, tbh, btw......WTF ‘beauty’ marks?
Brazilian booty or will you settle for an American flat?
Should breasts be a handful, a cup-full, or spilling out of the sides?
How come we like muffins, but not muffin tops?
Why do we make songs about having something to hold onto in sex, but pump the brakes when love handles are seen?
Hashtag, asking for a friend.
No. That’s a lie. Asking for a woman seeking love in irl.
A woman who is.........well, I think you know.