Mermaid wife lounging in our cockpit

It is not possible to sail all around the Bora Bora lagoon. It is blocked at its southern most point by coral reefs. We are anchored there, enjoying the very quiet anchorage. It was a relatively windy and chilly day and so she put on something warmer than her usual bathing suit as I prepared our lunch sandwiches It was not the only time that she wore her mermaid suit on the boat outside the water. Probably she enjoyed looking so sexy as a streamlined mermaid in a suit emphasizing her female curves. And to impress her husband (me).

But I had to wonder - don't sandwiches smell funny if you hold them with rubber gloves?