I had a long comment I was writing, then this DAMN touchscreen wigged out and refreshed the page. I knew this tablet was bad News! (lol, autocorrect just suggested bad JEWS. Yeah, cause there are a lot of naughty Jews out there, you infernal hell Slab! A LOT OF SMALL STEPPING, FATHER RAPING, MOTHER DISSING JEWS, RIDING TRICYCLES, MAKING HOMOSEXUAL ADVANCES ON MY POOR LITTLE DOG! YOU NAILED THE PRIMO DEFINITION, TABS!
WHY THE FUCK WOULD SOMEONE WHO OWNS A SMARTPHONE BUY A TABLET!?!? IT'SEEMS JUST A LESS USEFUL PHONE THAT DOESN'THE CALL PEOPLE. WHERE'S THE FUNCTIONALITY? WHY HAS MANKIND YET TO MASTER AUTOCORRECT?!? WHY DO I CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THIS? I'MEAN SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU, YOU DO ART GOOD, YOU. DON'T YOU SCREW UP THIS TIME, GIANT-NOT-PHONE!