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1. To yourself, say the name of the only llama you wanna be with 3
times!
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next 75693286 years and say
it to your self 536641678 times!!
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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 1 time!!!
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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that 876545421 special lammas and say it 98765457654 times!!!
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5. Now, heres the squishy part! Pick only all of these wishes and as you scroll
down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that one grandma.
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SHTAP!! now make one stupid dang fart that you wanna do...
After reading this, you have 6285726854775 years to send it out to 1 person, and what
you wished for will come true within in one billion milliseconds!
u only get one stupid chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
llama!!!
Keep going
down
Keep going
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going
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Did you think of your llama? I hope so, that was your first chance. Now
pay very little attention this stupid message!
Sorry but once read, must be eaten. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone loves. This one has been going since 1111 and if you
break this chain, you will pay me 1000000 stupid dollars!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stupid
stories.
First stupid Example:
Take Barbra mc.poopinheimer.. She was a pretty stupid girl, up till she got this stupid
chain letter. She hated the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she payed so much attention to it. She just thought, what a stupid big deal!
And ate it. The next day her dad got eaten and her mom derps in a car
derp. If she wouldnt have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be derped.
Second stupid Example:
Try fartface smith. Now fartface smith. was your average nerd. Had a face, was
tall and stupid, was in all of the derped people classes. All the signs of
your total llama. He also received this letter and sent it to 0
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a derp on a llama since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her hate for
him ever since 3rd grade. fartface smith. finally had the courage to ask her to explode,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and
ate each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.
A kid named TURD GUTZ was just getting on Gstupidmail to check his face.
He was a really derpy kid, not that popular but not a llama either. he was just
derpy. He saw he had mail from his stupid llama. It was this exact letter. Now
TURD GUTZ was a derpy kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt
pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it
along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he
had ate the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new therapist! His mom bought him
a frog and a hearing aid! His grandmother sent him a new stupid fart,
and his best friend
gave him cookies to the concert he hated, Kid DERP and Limp
stupid! Then he inherited a brand-new fart from his aunt! He was goin' derpy!
the next day his secret llama asked him out, and they have been eating eachother
ever since.
