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KeyBoard HeadBanging Ep. 4: Invader ZimA/N: This is meant to be retarded. Most of it is based on a dream I had so it explains it. I started writing it in February and finished it in June (HOLY CRAP!) So...eh...enjoy. I hope you laugh, but you probably won't, because I'm not a comedian...
Zim sat in his fucked up base on Earth and was having fun with playing The Sims 2 he stole from his nemesis-Earth-Filth Dib the other day. He had created a family with an alien he named "All-Mighty-Zim" (of course) and a robot butler he named "HurrDurrGIR" (because it's sounded better than simply "Gir") Then he made five identical copies of Dib, so he didn't have to make new ones for five times of...killing the Dibs. You heard it, boys and girls, he had simply created them to kill them off. 'How stupid.' Zim glared at me, turning away from the computer screen. "I heard that, disgusting human female filth!" 'Whatever.' I rolled my eyes.
He had created Gaz as well, he hated his enemy's sister too, but not as much, so he was k
Invading Love PG. 2Dib sighed glumly as he folded his arms across his desk and rested his chin on his arms as he listened to his teacher, Mrs. P teaches the already bored class.
He slowly turned to Zim who was just as bored as he was. Three years have passed since Zim has been on earth and he still hasn’t completed his mission to conquer the planet to Dib’s relief but still no one believed him that Zim was an alien.
Dib, now at age fourteen was going through basic life of a normal teenager in the eighth grade. Girls, bullies, school work, living in a home with an antisocial sister who only cared about video games and a workaholic father who only cared about his work he was going through a tough life.
“Okay, class I have an announcement to make.” Mrs. P said tossing her hair over her shoulder.
All eyes looked up to the dark-haired, brown eyed teacher.
“We have a new student joining our class.” Mrs. P smiled.
‘Oh, great…another alien trying to conquer the pl
Invading Love PG. 1Surrounded by many cans of “Poop Cola” and many other junk food in the center of the living room, GIR whose disguise was stained with soda stains and grease stains was very hyperactive at the moment.
“WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!” GIR laughed hysterically on a serious sugar rush at the moment.
Zim stepped into the room with a disgusted look on his face as he gazed at GIR. “GIR!!! WE HAVE A MISSION TO COMPLETE AND I WILL NOT-“
GIR suddenly launched into the air waving his arms crazily before returning back to the ground and running out of the house like a chicken with his head off.
“GIR!!!!!!” he growled as he takes after him panting hard since he was very fast.
The robot in disguise was now at the park and he soon takes notice of a large circus tent surrounded by circus performers and animal tamers who were training very well to make sure that they were ready for the show.
The most activity was coming from insi
LIF Harmony Rising Part 2LIF Harmony Rising part 2
[At the entrance of the Community College, a news anchor and his team are covering the story about what has unfolded. Crowds of students are walking out of the auditorium as the anchorman speaks.]
Anchorman: This was the sight earlier today as Nobel Prize Winner Victor Sentorini was expecting a welcoming speech in his honor. What he got, however was a musical insult from a local convict/drunk who goes by the alias Master Shake. A student named Jonesy Garcia was to originally give the welcoming speech. This was interrupted by Shake who proceeded to kick Jonesy off the stage and talked about his time in prison and how it related to the time Sentorini's spent in a Cuban prison. He then started playing Rubber Bullets by the group 10cc. Sentorini stormed off while saying in Italian "You Michigan people are all fucked up." He could not be reached for comments.
[Wyatt, Jude, and Jonesy walked out of the college.]
Wyatt: You okay man?
Jonesy: I've been through worse.
|these people have amazing artwork|
1. cuz he's cute
2. cuz he's funny
and 3. Cuz he's more awsomer then other nick characture's.
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