Gildsoul

The 80's B movie, My Mom's a Statue, started the transformation comedy genre. (Wasn't ready in time for April 1st, April fools day) (Warning, this is a parallel universe alternate history, critical article, the movies don't exist in our universe) Gildsoul, copyright 2022 "This is a work of parody fiction. Any semblance between original characters and real persons, living or dead, is coincidental. The author in no way represents the companies, corporations, or brands mentioned in this parody article. All opinions expressed in this parody are the author’s, or fictional.” ______________________ APRILSCHERTZ The European Magazine

      My Solid Gold Trophy Wife, part 2_Alice goes Missing              Gildsoul, copyright 2022     Alice McGild watched her children playing in the back yard from her location on the patio table. It was a nice late Spring Saturday morning with a warm sun, skies dotted with cottony white fair weather clouds, with most of the trees budding with half formed leaves, or flowers. The solid gold trophy wife sparkled, and glittered brightly in the sunlight, as it cast gold tinted patterns of light into areas shaded by a patio umbrella.  The gold trophy couldn't help being happy as it watched it's children playing, because the nature of the Midas