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(In)Justice for All (2014 Net Neutrality Fight) by GhostAegis (In)Justice for All (2014 Net Neutrality Fight) by GhostAegis
7/2017 Update:

Well look at that, history is repeating itself.

For context for those not aware: this was made during the last time the FCC attempted to dismantle Net Neutrality at the behest of telecom lobbyists in 2014. The head of the FCC at the time was Tom Wheeler, a former telecom lobbyist.

To Mr. Wheeler's great credit, he actually did listen to the public outcry and changed his stance after coming to understand the public implications of dismantling net neutrality.

He's even gone so far as to recently defend Title II classification against Ajit Pai.

Pai, on the other hand, has made it pretty clear where his loyalties lie (not the public). So... here we go again?

Original (2014):

A piece I did for an illustration class recently, about the FCC's current attempt to destroy net neutrality. 
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Tieger131 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2018
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Almost8Everything Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Hello GhostAegis, so I'm doing a school project it's about a protest song and we are writing about Net Neutrality, part of our song was inspired by your art, and I'm asking on the behalf of my group if we can use your art as the cover. It would be use for educational purposes and we will credit you of course. Thank you.
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BanditArtaku Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Student General Artist
Highly reminiscent of historical cartoons/paintings in the pre-Antebellum period revolving around Lady Liberty; well done putting a modern spin on the personified concept. We need this now more than ever.
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:iconladynanako:
LadyNanako Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2017
Kinky.
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:iconeuphoricmadness:
euphoricmadness Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
A perfect visual representation of this issue. I just wish ppl were paying attention. :(
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:iconheartless-hyren:
Heartless-Hyren Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2017
People are paying attention. Just not the people in office. 
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:iconeuphoricmadness:
euphoricmadness Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
You are absolutely right. But it sucks that it seems that all the petition signatures and protests didn't change anyone's mind of the ppl in office.
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MagusGuardian Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2017
yeah lets not forget the jackass who put ashit pai in his current position
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:iconclub-dreamiverse:
Club-Dreamiverse Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry to say it, but :iconkairaaethericbeast: pointed out that Pai committed fraud and shady deals.

Oooh... COME ON, Ajit! Seriously?! =w='https://twitter.com/GormoExJourno/status/942077784205221889
OMFG. Using the name of a decorative airman in freaking World War 2... to make a fake comment for repealing Net Neutrality?! Problem with that..... *Nostalgia Critic impression* HE'S DEEEEEEEEAAAD!!!! =w=
You're sinking SO low that you're using names of dead people, EVEN ones that are basically decorative or heck HEROES of the last great war to push the repeal? How DESPERATE and SICK are you, you heartless freak?
Aaaand... This may trigger a LOOOT of people off cuz this is the biggest middle finger to someone we ALL know... But...:
 I've only shared this part of the video, because of ALL dead people's name being used... He's got the devilish SPIRIT to even use Jesus Christ's name........ YES! JESUS... FREAKING... CHRIST!!! Our Lord.. and SAVIOR!! He is using the name of a man who died for ALL of our sins... just to inflate his support! *carface impression* I'M SURROUNDED BY MOROOOONS!!! =w='
Guys. Once more, plz spread th
This might be Ajit's breaking point!Ho. Ly. Cow guys! A person named :iconClub-Dreamverse: has shared 3 recent-most videos on YouTube about Ajit.. and it's real juicy! owo;
 First off. Wow! I had no idea about this 'Sinclair Broadcasting' thing, but... It seems there was a connection between the 2. I didn't 100% absorb it all, but it looks like he's got caught red-handed with this deal, and it looks like by now evidence was taken to Congress. We ALL knew he was committing fraud with the comments, but to do this too... =~='
 Secondly, again with Sinclair Broadcasting. This guy said that Ajit's talked with Sinclair Broadcasting BEFORE Trump gave him the chairman title in the FCC. Does this mean Ajit's forcing this whole repeal for THEM?! owo; And has been continuing this correspondence. So he really DID abuse his power!!! That means we were CORRECT about him! 100% And now they may have confirmed it!! XP
 Last vid. Well.... I'll just let it speak for itself. =~= It seems to go in great detail.
So all in all..
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! Owo Fraud! Fraud!!!https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://twitter.com/MackenzieAstin/status/941462728748789760
So.... Ajit and FCC seems to have committed FRAUD. owo; That's all. Let it sink in.
What does this mean now, pals?
I'll be providing more evidence to come to support some of my previous statements here for those asking if this or that is true or not. ;3 I'll update abit frequently or until I got all I needed.
Update 1: Can people see the journal again when it updates...? .w. Screw it, I'll do it anyways. Listen up guys! Congress is making a bill to stop FCC right here and now!

Spread this like wildfire as it states! :3 If we do this, we'll totally win!! DO IT!!! XD
Links to evidence:
https://www.engadget.com/2017/12/14/fake-net-neutrality-comments-stolen-identities/ Stolen Identities
https://twitter.com/MackenzieAstin/status/941462728748789760 FRAUD
Mentioning the guys and gals that shared the information, cuz I want THEM to help spread this new update
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:iconspitesyre:
spitesyre Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2017
obama? 
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:iconclub-dreamiverse:
Club-Dreamiverse Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry to say it, but :iconkairaaethericbeast: pointed out that Pai committed fraud and shady deals.

Oooh... COME ON, Ajit! Seriously?! =w='https://twitter.com/GormoExJourno/status/942077784205221889
OMFG. Using the name of a decorative airman in freaking World War 2... to make a fake comment for repealing Net Neutrality?! Problem with that..... *Nostalgia Critic impression* HE'S DEEEEEEEEAAAD!!!! =w=
You're sinking SO low that you're using names of dead people, EVEN ones that are basically decorative or heck HEROES of the last great war to push the repeal? How DESPERATE and SICK are you, you heartless freak?
Aaaand... This may trigger a LOOOT of people off cuz this is the biggest middle finger to someone we ALL know... But...:
 I've only shared this part of the video, because of ALL dead people's name being used... He's got the devilish SPIRIT to even use Jesus Christ's name........ YES! JESUS... FREAKING... CHRIST!!! Our Lord.. and SAVIOR!! He is using the name of a man who died for ALL of our sins... just to inflate his support! *carface impression* I'M SURROUNDED BY MOROOOONS!!! =w='
Guys. Once more, plz spread th
This might be Ajit's breaking point!Ho. Ly. Cow guys! A person named :iconClub-Dreamverse: has shared 3 recent-most videos on YouTube about Ajit.. and it's real juicy! owo;
 First off. Wow! I had no idea about this 'Sinclair Broadcasting' thing, but... It seems there was a connection between the 2. I didn't 100% absorb it all, but it looks like he's got caught red-handed with this deal, and it looks like by now evidence was taken to Congress. We ALL knew he was committing fraud with the comments, but to do this too... =~='
 Secondly, again with Sinclair Broadcasting. This guy said that Ajit's talked with Sinclair Broadcasting BEFORE Trump gave him the chairman title in the FCC. Does this mean Ajit's forcing this whole repeal for THEM?! owo; And has been continuing this correspondence. So he really DID abuse his power!!! That means we were CORRECT about him! 100% And now they may have confirmed it!! XP
 Last vid. Well.... I'll just let it speak for itself. =~= It seems to go in great detail.
So all in all..
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! Owo Fraud! Fraud!!!https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://twitter.com/MackenzieAstin/status/941462728748789760
So.... Ajit and FCC seems to have committed FRAUD. owo; That's all. Let it sink in.
What does this mean now, pals?
I'll be providing more evidence to come to support some of my previous statements here for those asking if this or that is true or not. ;3 I'll update abit frequently or until I got all I needed.
Update 1: Can people see the journal again when it updates...? .w. Screw it, I'll do it anyways. Listen up guys! Congress is making a bill to stop FCC right here and now!

Spread this like wildfire as it states! :3 If we do this, we'll totally win!! DO IT!!! XD
Links to evidence:
https://www.engadget.com/2017/12/14/fake-net-neutrality-comments-stolen-identities/ Stolen Identities
https://twitter.com/MackenzieAstin/status/941462728748789760 FRAUD
Mentioning the guys and gals that shared the information, cuz I want THEM to help spread this new update
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:iconspitesyre:
spitesyre Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018
I think everyone knows by now he's an untrustworthy and scheming little cunt. 
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:iconclub-dreamiverse:
Club-Dreamiverse Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Yep.
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:iconmagusguardian:
MagusGuardian Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2017
now either your being sarcastic or your dragging around a 10lb bag of stupid
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:iconspitesyre:
spitesyre Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017
First of all, it's "you're", not "your". "Your" is the possessive pronoun of "you", as in, "your dumbass comes in flying patriotic colours". Second, "You're" is the contraction of "you" and "are", as in, "now either you're being sarcastic or you're dragging around a 10lb bag of stupid" for not knowing the difference yet apparently are into all of this political bullshit, unlike me. Thus, why I asked a simple question because I do not, in fact, stay balls deep in whatever the fuck America is doing like some people, because the rest of us have our own lives to tend to, and do not have the time to keep records of when these corrupt politicians are taking a shit. Thanks.
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cybernet377 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2017
If you're actually interested, rather than just trolling like Magus assumed:

The FCC almost always has, of its 5 directors, 2 directors chosen by the majority party in congress, two from the minority party, and a chairman appointed by the President. The President can try to contradict congress' choices, but almost never do because that just means that the other party would do their best to block all of your other nominations and come next presidential election they will do the same back to you, because American politics runs mostly on petty spite.

Ajit Pai was one of Mitch McConnel's two picks for directors, and Obama didn't try to block it for the reasons I just mentioned. Following Trump's election, he made Ajit Pai the chairman of the FCC, likely on McConnel's suggestion.

Trolls and alt-right shills have made "Obama put Pai on the Board of Directors" a disingenuous talking point to try and distract from the situation by implying that our current NN woes are actually Obama's doing, rather than Trump's or McConnel's, which is why your "Obama?" message was assumed to be in bad faith by Magus.

Now, it could very well be argued that Obama [i]should[/i] have fought Pai's nomination, because he's terrible and McConnel was needlessly antagonistic towards all of Obama's nominations anyways, but any form of implying that the current NN fight is a direct result of Obama's actions is utter nonsense.
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:iconclub-dreamiverse:
Club-Dreamiverse Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2018  Hobbyist Writer
Sorry to say it, but :iconkairaaethericbeast: pointed out that Pai committed fraud and shady deals.

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!! Owo Fraud! Fraud!!!https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://twitter.com/MackenzieAstin/status/941462728748789760
So.... Ajit and FCC seems to have committed FRAUD. owo; That's all. Let it sink in.
What does this mean now, pals?
I'll be providing more evidence to come to support some of my previous statements here for those asking if this or that is true or not. ;3 I'll update abit frequently or until I got all I needed.
Update 1: Can people see the journal again when it updates...? .w. Screw it, I'll do it anyways. Listen up guys! Congress is making a bill to stop FCC right here and now!

Spread this like wildfire as it states! :3 If we do this, we'll totally win!! DO IT!!! XD
Links to evidence:
https://www.engadget.com/2017/12/14/fake-net-neutrality-comments-stolen-identities/ Stolen Identities
https://twitter.com/MackenzieAstin/status/941462728748789760 FRAUD
Mentioning the guys and gals that shared the information, cuz I want THEM to help spread this new update
This might be Ajit's breaking point!Ho. Ly. Cow guys! A person named :iconClub-Dreamverse: has shared 3 recent-most videos on YouTube about Ajit.. and it's real juicy! owo;
 First off. Wow! I had no idea about this 'Sinclair Broadcasting' thing, but... It seems there was a connection between the 2. I didn't 100% absorb it all, but it looks like he's got caught red-handed with this deal, and it looks like by now evidence was taken to Congress. We ALL knew he was committing fraud with the comments, but to do this too... =~='
 Secondly, again with Sinclair Broadcasting. This guy said that Ajit's talked with Sinclair Broadcasting BEFORE Trump gave him the chairman title in the FCC. Does this mean Ajit's forcing this whole repeal for THEM?! owo; And has been continuing this correspondence. So he really DID abuse his power!!! That means we were CORRECT about him! 100% And now they may have confirmed it!! XP
 Last vid. Well.... I'll just let it speak for itself. =~= It seems to go in great detail.
So all in all..
Oooh... COME ON, Ajit! Seriously?! =w='https://twitter.com/GormoExJourno/status/942077784205221889
OMFG. Using the name of a decorative airman in freaking World War 2... to make a fake comment for repealing Net Neutrality?! Problem with that..... *Nostalgia Critic impression* HE'S DEEEEEEEEAAAD!!!! =w=
You're sinking SO low that you're using names of dead people, EVEN ones that are basically decorative or heck HEROES of the last great war to push the repeal? How DESPERATE and SICK are you, you heartless freak?
Aaaand... This may trigger a LOOOT of people off cuz this is the biggest middle finger to someone we ALL know... But...:
 I've only shared this part of the video, because of ALL dead people's name being used... He's got the devilish SPIRIT to even use Jesus Christ's name........ YES! JESUS... FREAKING... CHRIST!!! Our Lord.. and SAVIOR!! He is using the name of a man who died for ALL of our sins... just to inflate his support! *carface impression* I'M SURROUNDED BY MOROOOONS!!! =w='
Guys. Once more, plz spread th
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:iconspitesyre:
spitesyre Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2017
I wasn't actually trolling, but ok. 
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Al60 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017
Let's do this
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Mortchen Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017
Fuck Ajit pai
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GayGogglez Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017
to me it just looks like a woman being strangled by a lawyer .
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:iconmortchen:
Mortchen Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017
It's lady liberty
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MasterTDrakkhen Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
It's Justice.
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:iconmechanicalhand:
I used to knee-jerk jump to defend net-neutrality. But these days I dunno. It seems this whole fight for net-neutrality is more a fight to keep the power in the hands of Google, Facebook & other mega-sites VS putting power in the hands of ISPs. Either way I feel the people'll just get the raw end of the deal. Good art by the way, illustrates your feelings on the issue well.
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Beleclya Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Do you really want to start paying money to use apps and search things on Google?
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EstusVessel Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
No such thing happens anywhere in the world, Beleclya, and never will.
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karmaseigfried Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Without net neutrality, small companies will be close to a death wish as for how hard it would be to even get noticed without being big. And removing it only benefits 10 companies majorly. Who would like to keep you off sites of their competitors or slow some websites down like they did in the past.
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Felixader Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2017
No. Itsmore complex then that but i will reference what you just said about Google and Facebook etc. to built on that example.

Net Neutrality ensures that the company s of Google and Facebook CAN't subdue other due to their power to keep others from growing.

And while they are indeed big the continued growth of new platforms of different quality and themes is a sign how this was good for people everywhere.

I really want to urge you to read up more on the issue but know that Net Neutrality is very VERY important INCLUDING the development of a better and
more healthy democratic movement everywhere, DESPITE the challenges that despots like China, Russia and even our own democratic governments pose.
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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze! He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. 
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Zidneya Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017
So instead of leaving an honest opinion, you copy-paste the script of Bee Movie (2007)?
If you are gonna troll could you at least pick a good movie?
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ShelbieStidham Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Alright, you're busting my balls here have the best movie of all time: 

{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. {Laughing} Like that's ever gonna happen. {Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes} What a load of - Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed She was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead The years start comin' and they don't stop comin' Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin' Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do so much to see So what's wrong with takin' the backstreets You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now You're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold It's a cool place and they say it gets colder You're bundled up now but wait till you get older But the meteor men beg to differ Judging by the hole in the satellite picture The ice we skate is gettin' pretty thin The water's getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on fire How 'bout yours That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored Hey, now, you're an all-star {Shouting} Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold {Belches} Go! Go! {Record Scratching} Go. Go.Go. Hey, now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play Hey, now You're a rock star Get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shootin' stars break the mold -Think it's in there? -All right. Let's get it! -Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? -Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. {Laughs} -Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint. Now, ogres - - They're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin. -No! -They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! {Gasping} -Right. {Roaring} {Shouting} {Roaring} {Whispers} This is the part where you run away. {Gasping} {Laughs} {Laughing} And stay out! "Wanted. Fairy tale creatures." {Sighs} {Man's voice} All right. This one's full. -Take it away! {Gasps} -Move it along. Come on! Get up! -Next! -Give me that! Your fiying days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! -Get up! Come on! -Twenty pieces. {Thudding} -Sit down there! -Keep quiet! {Crying} -This cage is too small. -Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! -Oh, shut up. -Oh! -Next! -What have you got? -This little wooden puppet. -I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. -Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. -Father, please! Don't let them do this! -Help me! -Next! What have you got? -Well, I've got a talking donkey. {Grunts} -Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it. -Oh, go ahead, little fella. -Well? -Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - - -That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! -No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw. -Get her out of my sight. -No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! {Gasps} -Hey! I can fly! -He can fly! -He can fly! -He can talk! -Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! Oh-oh. {Grunts} -Seize him! -After him! He's getting away! {Grunts, Gasps} {Man} -Get him! This way! Turn! -You there. Orge! -Aye? -By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility. -Oh, really? You and what army? {Gasps, Whimpering} {Chuckles} -Can I say something to you? -Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa! -Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. -Oh, that's great. Really. -Man, it's good to be free. -Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? -But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. {Roaring} -Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling} Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of my butt that day. -Why are you following me? -I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone There's no one here beside me My promlems have all gone There's no one to deride me But you gotta heve friends - - -Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends. -Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest. -Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? -Uh - - Really tall? -No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? -Nope. -Really? -Really, really. -Oh. -Man, I like you. What's you name? -Uh, Shrek. -Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that? -That would be my home. -Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. -I guess you don't entertain much, do you? -I like my privacy. -You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence. -Can I stay with you? -Uh, what? -Can I stay with you, please? -Of course! -Really? -No. -Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please! -Okay! Okay! But one night only. -Ah! Thank you! -What are you - - No! No! -This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. -Oh! -Where do, uh, I sleep? -Outside! -Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know. {Sniffles} -Here I go. -Good night. {Sighs} -I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone There's no one here beside me {Bubbling} {Sighs} {Creaking} {Sighs} -I thought I told you to stay outside. -I'm outside. {Clattering} -Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have? -It's not home, but it'll do just fune. -What a lovely bed. -Got ya. {Sniffs} I found some cheese. -Ow! {Grunts} -Blah! Awful stuff. -Is that you, Gorder? -How did you know? -Enough! What are you doing in my house? {Grunts} -Hey! {Snickers} -Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table. -Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken. -Huh? {Gusps} {Male voice} What? -I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy? -Aah! -Oh, no. No! No! {Cackling} -What? -Quit it. -Don't push. {Squeaking} {Lows} - What are you doing in my swamp?

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Zidneya Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017
Shrek? That's the best movie of all time according to you? Not Princess Mononoke (1997), not the Lion King (1994) or Finding Nemo (2003) not even Fantasia (1940)? Well, at least you posted an honest opinion. However, I feel compelled to point out that, the user who trolls posting scripts is complaining about other people to be busting her balls?..... Haha
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RakketyTamTheBrave Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lmao you lil fucker XD
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DunkleMaterie Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017
For fucks sake how about an empty line here and there?
I refuse to read any of this. wow a COMBO 
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Ahemris Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
it looks like the depths of hell 
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EstusVessel Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Net neutrality is being under attack by Google, Facebook, and Twitter, while Ajit Pai tries to defend it.
Title 2 hurts net neutrality, especially with a court case underway to make it so the FTC cannot sue common carriers.
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Koreina Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2017
you're either an idiot or a troll
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ChibiMui Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Wow, I never met anyone so ignorant on this issue until I read this comment.
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EstusVessel Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
It's funny how you trolls think those in support of net neutrality are ignorant.
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ChibiMui Featured By Owner Edited Dec 16, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
You really need to research more then people won't think you are a misinformed twat. Ajit, At&T, Comcast, and Verizon are the ones attacking net neutrality. Not the other way around, idiot. 
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EstusVessel Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Weird, because Title 2 is anti-net neutrality, yet is being defended by millions.
Ajit Pai wants a neutral Internet, and is fighting for that while people lie about him.
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ChibiMui Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Labeling Internet providers as utilities were for the best because it has been proven that they were abusing their power. Just look up all the incidents that happened before the FCC stepped in.

Net Neutrality isn't throttling one site in favor of another. Net neutrality is not blocking a competitors app because it competes against yours. Net neautrlity is not blocking websites that don't follow a certain point of view of the company.

I really do feel like you are gladly staying in your misinformed bubble because "Ya want to strike at the libtards", instead of doing ACTUALLY research. I really feel like you really have no idea what Title 2 or the Open Internet Order is and why it was enacted in the first place.

So, I'm done wasting my time with you until you ACTUALLY DO MORE RESEARCH.
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EstusVessel Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Enjoy doing research. Hopefully one day you'll be knowledgeable enough to handle a conversation with IT/communications experts.
I like how your 2nd paragraph is you repeating what I said.
Enjoy being in a misinformed bubble until you educate yourself, anti-Internet troll.
I like how you call liberals like myself "libtard", a phrase made up by leftists like neo-nazis/socialists, and communists.
Please don't try to troll people far more educated than yourself next time, kid.
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ChibiMui Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Please, make sure not to break your arm jerking yourself off.
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EcchiDragon Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2017
Wow... You're completely ignorant, aren't you?
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EstusVessel Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2017  Hobbyist General Artist
Far less ignorant than those of you against net neutrality.
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EcchiDragon Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2017
Of course you are.
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Relic302 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
I know this might not have anything to do with Net Neutrality but Amazon Inc. (black version) Icon is going to be Scroogled by Google on January 1st, 2018 www.kvrr.com/2017/12/06/google… No more YouTube on amazon fire devices. So the battle for the Web begins
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thinkandstink Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017
literately 
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Darlyn2243 Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2017  Hobbyist Photographer
The reality of what might happen to the next generation
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