There once was a man with no legs
Instead of legs he had pegs
He lost them one day on Easter
When he tripped over an egg and landed on his keister
He kept the egg as a momento
And one day a chick hatched and said, "Lo siento!"
All the man could do was grumble and glare
So the poor little chick quickly hid behind a passing hare
The rabbit was known as Peter Conttontail, for sure
He looked at the angry man and said, "For this I have a cure!"
Peter then summoned all of his animal friends in the land
And he graciously asked them to lend a hand
After much seeking, searching, and strife
The animals finally located the angry man's wife