JupiterLily

There once was a man with no legs Instead of legs he had pegs He lost them one day on Easter When he tripped over an egg and landed on his keister He kept the egg as a momento And one day a chick hatched and said, "Lo siento!" All the man could do was grumble and glare So the poor little chick quickly hid behind a passing hare The rabbit was known as Peter Conttontail, for sure He looked at the angry man and said, "For this I have a cure!" Peter then summoned all of his animal friends in the land And he graciously asked them to lend a hand After much seeking, searching, and strife The animals finally located the angry man's wife She was a ...