Sam: November 6, 2022
I’m not going to lie, I knew the day would come where I’d be this adorable from the day I joined Conquer’s Obliteration Warriors (or COW. It made more sense back when it was formed.). See, to whoever may be reading this, one thing has to be made clear before I continue my rant: I am and always have been an assassin, a killer. Well, paid killer. To be perfectly honest, I wouldn’t even cut a tomato if I wasn’t paid to do so. They called me “The Lightning Ace” back then, due to my incredible versatility and speed, of course, though my true name was simply Sam, nothing more, nothing less. I could kill by almost any means, whether it be by gun, hand, poison, or sword. Most people questioned the practical capabilities of the sword, but it helped to keep things varied.
Now that I think about it, variety was probably only thing keeping me from trying to leave long ago. Constantly changing my set-up managed to take my mind of