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One day, Shit was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a stupid ass chain mail opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any shit whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a screen, because this is bullshit. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept punching the screen to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the cracks in the screen of the chain mail turned completely black. It wasn’t only the shit screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started shitting out rainbows. The longer she stared at it, the more desu the picture became, until the picture resembled Desu itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud AAAAAAAAAAAA noise. Shitcovered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it because Uboa was in the room . The AAAAAAAAAAAA noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her… Shit’s dead body was found later in her room when her YOMAMA returned from her huge dump… Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or your Mama gon eat da shit outta you just like she did to that one kid's pet Hotdog.