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Pre Flight Check by Geistjager
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Pre Flight Check :icongeistjager:Geistjager 166 13
Ward Emergency by Geistjager
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Ward Emergency :icongeistjager:Geistjager 258 11
Stable but Serious by Geistjager
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Stable but Serious :icongeistjager:Geistjager 132 11
Situational Awareness - It's Important. by Geistjager
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Situational Awareness - It's Important. :icongeistjager:Geistjager 159 6
The Season of Giving and Taking by Geistjager
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The Season of Giving and Taking :icongeistjager:Geistjager 149 10
La Santa Muerte by Geistjager
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La Santa Muerte :icongeistjager:Geistjager 5 4
We Don't Sparkle... by Geistjager
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We Don't Sparkle... :icongeistjager:Geistjager 12 0
Happiness is a well stocked Larder... by Geistjager
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Happiness is a well stocked Larder... :icongeistjager:Geistjager 146 13
Any Regrets? by Geistjager
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Any Regrets? :icongeistjager:Geistjager 180 19
Substitution... by Geistjager Substitution... :icongeistjager:Geistjager 12 11 Totally Saints! by Geistjager Totally Saints! :icongeistjager:Geistjager 64 8 Mad Love by Geistjager Mad Love :icongeistjager:Geistjager 21 4 Obvious Clue Is Obvious by Geistjager
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Obvious Clue Is Obvious :icongeistjager:Geistjager 232 19
Breaking the Break-in by Geistjager
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Breaking the Break-in :icongeistjager:Geistjager 87 4
Halloween 2016 - Lab Assistance by Geistjager
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Halloween 2016 - Lab Assistance :icongeistjager:Geistjager 131 5
Loading Up by Geistjager
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Loading Up :icongeistjager:Geistjager 204 6


Chelsea Pryce - Giant Blueberry! by Vesper2D Chelsea Pryce - Giant Blueberry! :iconvesper2d:Vesper2D 17 11 Chelsea Pryce - Cardio! by Vesper2D Chelsea Pryce - Cardio! :iconvesper2d:Vesper2D 17 7 Chelsea Pryce - Pumpkin Spice by Vesper2D Chelsea Pryce - Pumpkin Spice :iconvesper2d:Vesper2D 20 12 hellsbelles-MforDG-14 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-14 :iconerikson1:erikson1 143 97
Flight of the Nightingale
When Baron Von Schmidt had stated that he intended to take me for a spin, I had not anticipated a man of such boorish intellect intended this statement to be quite literal. Puns were hardly this stuffy German aristocrat’s style.
  I was scarcely in the mood to appreciate his unique brand of humour either. My attention was instead fixed on the many coarse ropes binding me fast to the propellers of the Baron’s prized biplane. These restraints, wound about my body and legs in a criss-cross pattern, did a top job of holding me suspended above the ground, not to mention crumpling my expensive red skirt suit in the process. I tried flexing my leather glove clad hands from where they were fixed to my side, but there was no slack to be found. Additional rope wound about my ankles and feet conspired to keep my newest pair of black high heels on my feet, though my expensive dark hat with wide brim had long gone. I feared it was already in the possession of the odious Governess.
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Bridgette Caught by farmer by TomboyJanet Bridgette Caught by farmer :icontomboyjanet:TomboyJanet 2 7 hellsbelles-MforDG-13 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-13 :iconerikson1:erikson1 146 110 hellsbelles-MforDG-12 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-12 :iconerikson1:erikson1 182 108 A Crime of Fashion - Part 2 by Golavus A Crime of Fashion - Part 2 :icongolavus:Golavus 195 16 A Crime of Fashion - Part 1 by Golavus A Crime of Fashion - Part 1 :icongolavus:Golavus 82 25 A lesson for the W.R.I.S by Golavus A lesson for the W.R.I.S :icongolavus:Golavus 190 25 hellsbelles-MforDG-11 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-11 :iconerikson1:erikson1 80 96 Unexpected reunions by Golavus Unexpected reunions :icongolavus:Golavus 137 37 hellsbelles-MforDG-10 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-10 :iconerikson1:erikson1 78 71
A party for the Red Rope Gang
“Tonight’s breaking news again. A manhunt is underway for a criminal gang responsible for a break-in which saw six women bound and gagged as their possessions were stolen. The gang responsible is believed to consist of three men of undetermined age, but they are armed and considered to be very dangerous. Police are urging residents in the Briarwood area to stay alert and only open the door to people they know.”
   “Hey look boys, we’re famous!” Beefy cheered, pointing at the newsreader on the TV as she read the details from their day of misdeeds. He gave a happy cackle, rubbing his hands with glee as he slouched into the sofa.
    His comrade Mincemeat looked up from the dining room table, where he was busy studying the jewels of Lady Littlesmith and her five daughters, figuring out their value. He was less enthused by his newfound notoriety. “Yeah but if this goes national then we’ll have to lay low for a lot longer t
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hellsbelles-MforDG-9 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-9 :iconerikson1:erikson1 92 79


My only criticisms of these pictures are that in order to have the sea placed behind the model, the natural light of the sunset has lef...


The Lurking Fiend...
Artist | Hobbyist
United Kingdom
Greetings.. Welcome to my little corner of Deviant Art!

I will be updating this as often as time, real life, and my naturally lazy nature will allow.. Meantime, enjoy the show!

I do occasionally do commissions, but I really have to want to do the pic in question. So you can ask, and if I let you down, I will do so gently!

I like to draw twisted things.. But I also have a sense of humour about it. Nothing morose, morbid, or miserable about me...honest guv!

I do reply to comments (at times), and to messages (at times), especially if they peak my interest...

I may or may not be alive. They haven't been brave enough to check yet.
... But to REALLY screw things up, you need a computer. Or in my case, an external hard drive that has died, taking with it years of photos, artwork, writing, music... you name it.

So, needless to say, while I am waiting to see what can be recovered, it's thrown a bit of a spanner in the works. Hopefully, normal service can be restored soon. Until then, here is some light music...

*cue tinny old recording of "The Girl From Ipanema"*



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emilyusa Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2018
Spetsnaz08 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018
Happy Easter!
Vesper2D Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi! I just wanted to say that I really liked the recent illustration of Sara that you made for Golavus. It was very good! Happy New Year. :)
Spetsnaz08 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!
Geistjager Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist
The same to you, good sir!
Have a great time :)
Jhost Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Love your artwork! I saw you occasionally accept commissions; are you open now? Would love a custom piece!
Geistjager Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2017  Hobbyist
Sorry, I'm not doing commission work at present - Things are a bit too hectic at present. I'll probably post an announcement when I am taking requests/commissions again. Thanks for asking though!
Fetish-Comix Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2017
Thanks for watching
CammyCRNA Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2017
Hi - Thanks for joining my new group!
Curia-DD Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for watching!!
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