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Ward Emergency by Geistjager
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Ward Emergency :icongeistjager:Geistjager 221 11
Stable but Serious by Geistjager
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Stable but Serious :icongeistjager:Geistjager 112 11
Situational Awareness - It's Important. by Geistjager
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Situational Awareness - It's Important. :icongeistjager:Geistjager 142 6
The Season of Giving and Taking by Geistjager
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The Season of Giving and Taking :icongeistjager:Geistjager 142 10
La Santa Muerte by Geistjager
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La Santa Muerte :icongeistjager:Geistjager 5 4
We Don't Sparkle... by Geistjager
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We Don't Sparkle... :icongeistjager:Geistjager 10 0
Happiness is a well stocked Larder... by Geistjager
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Happiness is a well stocked Larder... :icongeistjager:Geistjager 138 13
Any Regrets? by Geistjager
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Any Regrets? :icongeistjager:Geistjager 171 19
Substitution... by Geistjager Substitution... :icongeistjager:Geistjager 12 11 Totally Saints! by Geistjager Totally Saints! :icongeistjager:Geistjager 60 8 Mad Love by Geistjager Mad Love :icongeistjager:Geistjager 21 3 Obvious Clue Is Obvious by Geistjager
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Obvious Clue Is Obvious :icongeistjager:Geistjager 226 18
Breaking the Break-in by Geistjager
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Breaking the Break-in :icongeistjager:Geistjager 83 4
Halloween 2016 - Lab Assistance by Geistjager
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Halloween 2016 - Lab Assistance :icongeistjager:Geistjager 128 5
Loading Up by Geistjager
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Loading Up :icongeistjager:Geistjager 196 6
Keeping Her Safe by Geistjager
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Keeping Her Safe :icongeistjager:Geistjager 240 9

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Unexpected reunions by Golavus Unexpected reunions :icongolavus:Golavus 94 35 hellsbelles-MforDG-10 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-10 :iconerikson1:erikson1 68 69
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A party for the Red Rope Gang
“Tonight’s breaking news again. A manhunt is underway for a criminal gang responsible for a break-in which saw six women bound and gagged as their possessions were stolen. The gang responsible is believed to consist of three men of undetermined age, but they are armed and considered to be very dangerous. Police are urging residents in the Briarwood area to stay alert and only open the door to people they know.”
   “Hey look boys, we’re famous!” Beefy cheered, pointing at the newsreader on the TV as she read the details from their day of misdeeds. He gave a happy cackle, rubbing his hands with glee as he slouched into the sofa.
    His comrade Mincemeat looked up from the dining room table, where he was busy studying the jewels of Lady Littlesmith and her five daughters, figuring out their value. He was less enthused by his newfound notoriety. “Yeah but if this goes national then we’ll have to lay low for a lot longer t
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hellsbelles-MforDG-9 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-9 :iconerikson1:erikson1 88 79 hellsbelles-MforDG-8 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-8 :iconerikson1:erikson1 128 108 hellsbelles-MforDG-7 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-7 :iconerikson1:erikson1 93 99 hellsbelles-MforDG-6 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-6 :iconerikson1:erikson1 166 90
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Sara and the W.R.I.S - Freshers Week - Part 2
   “Bloody hell Owen!” I shrieked as I jumped out of my skin, breaking free from the arm that had grabbed me from behind.
   I spun on the spot and glared angrily at the young man wearing an expression that was a combination of mischief and now uncertainty. He gave a confused frown, his blue eyes staring at me behind his glasses, before he asked sheepishly, “Er, was it something I said?”
   “How about sneaking up on the girl with a history of getting herself kidnapped and grabbing her from behind?” I barked angrily. “You scared the hell out of me! How’d you even get in here anyway?”
     “Jaz was here when I arrived, she said I could wait until you turned up,” Owen explained, looking a bit embarrassed as he realised his mistake. “OK I’m sorry, that was a cock up. Will you let me make it up to you?”
    My heartbeat was now returning to its normal pa
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hellsbelles-MforDG-5 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-5 :iconerikson1:erikson1 221 99
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Inspiring Distress
Golavus could imagine it clearly.
The scene took place outdoors, in the American Southwest.  Ropes surrounded his character, Cowgirl Cathy, as she stood tied between two cactuses.  In the dust nearby lay a wooden crate filled with rattlesnakes… or, more accurately, formerly filled with rattlesnakes.  They slithered toward the feisty heroine, rattling and hissing, warning her away.
If only Cathy could get away!  The ropes were tied tight, and stretched to the cactuses to either side of her.  And the angry rattlesnakes grew closer and closer….
“This is going to be my best story yet!” Golavus told himself.
Knock, knock, knock!
“Oh, who could that be?” he grumbled, opening his front door.
“Hi-eeeee!  My name’s Hayley, and, as you can guess from my accent, yes, I’m an American!  I’m having a terrific time over here in England, where I’m making peoples’ lives better with these wonderful
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Sara and the W.R.I.S - Freshers Week - Part 1
‘Beep beep beeeeeeep. Beep beep, beep beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.’
  I groaned. I knew what that irritatingly chirpy tune meant. Without opening my eyes, I turned my head on my pillow and dared to pull my arm from underneath the warm confines of my bedcovers. My hand rummaged about my bedside table for the still ringing smartphone, only finding my empty coffee stained mug and a crumb strewn plate. I groaned again as I opened my eyes to locate the source of the noise.
  That’s when the hangover hit me like a sledgehammer to my forehead. My brain felt like it was trapped in iron chains and my stomach churned as it desperately processed whatever sinful liquids I’d filled it with last night. Even trying to pull my head off my pillow took real effort. And all the while the phone continued its merry assault on my eardrums. Swearing under my breath, I reached over the side of my bed and finally my fingers established contact with my phone, placed wher
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Having a ball at the ball by Golavus
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Having a ball at the ball :icongolavus:Golavus 148 23
hellsbelles-MforDG-4 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-4 :iconerikson1:erikson1 288 126
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Good News... and Bad News :iconmysteriousman9818:Mysteriousman9818 7 0
hellsbelles-MforDG-3 by erikson1 hellsbelles-MforDG-3 :iconerikson1:erikson1 164 116 A Marshal for Devil's Gulch 2 by erikson1 A Marshal for Devil's Gulch 2 :iconerikson1:erikson1 126 110

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My only criticisms of these pictures are that in order to have the sea placed behind the model, the natural light of the sunset has lef...

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Geistjager
The Lurking Fiend...
Artist | Hobbyist
United Kingdom
Greetings.. Welcome to my little corner of Deviant Art!

I will be updating this as often as time, real life, and my naturally lazy nature will allow.. Meantime, enjoy the show!

I do occasionally do commissions, but I really have to want to do the pic in question. So you can ask, and if I let you down, I will do so gently!

I like to draw twisted things.. But I also have a sense of humour about it. Nothing morose, morbid, or miserable about me...honest guv!

I do reply to comments (at times), and to messages (at times), especially if they peak my interest...

I may or may not be alive. They haven't been brave enough to check yet.
Interests
... But to REALLY screw things up, you need a computer. Or in my case, an external hard drive that has died, taking with it years of photos, artwork, writing, music... you name it.

So, needless to say, while I am waiting to see what can be recovered, it's thrown a bit of a spanner in the works. Hopefully, normal service can be restored soon. Until then, here is some light music...

*cue tinny old recording of "The Girl From Ipanema"*

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Spetsnaz08 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018
Happy Easter!
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Vesper2D Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hi! I just wanted to say that I really liked the recent illustration of Sara that you made for Golavus. It was very good! Happy New Year. :)
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Spetsnaz08 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and your family!
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Geistjager Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2017  Hobbyist
The same to you, good sir!
Have a great time :)
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Jhost Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Love your artwork! I saw you occasionally accept commissions; are you open now? Would love a custom piece!
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Geistjager Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2017  Hobbyist
Sorry, I'm not doing commission work at present - Things are a bit too hectic at present. I'll probably post an announcement when I am taking requests/commissions again. Thanks for asking though!
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Fetish-Comix Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2017
Thanks for watching
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CammyCRNA Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2017
Hi - Thanks for joining my new group!
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Curia-DD Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2017  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for watching!!
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Spetsnaz08 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2016
My best wishes of Merry Cristmas and happy New Year!
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