“Tonight’s breaking news again. A manhunt is underway for a criminal gang responsible for a break-in which saw six women bound and gagged as their possessions were stolen. The gang responsible is believed to consist of three men of undetermined age, but they are armed and considered to be very dangerous. Police are urging residents in the Briarwood area to stay alert and only open the door to people they know.”
“Hey look boys, we’re famous!” Beefy cheered, pointing at the newsreader on the TV as she read the details from their day of misdeeds. He gave a happy cackle, rubbing his hands with glee as he slouched into the sofa.
His comrade Mincemeat looked up from the dining room table, where he was busy studying the jewels of Lady Littlesmith and her five daughters, figuring out their value. He was less enthused by his newfound notoriety. “Yeah but if this goes national then we’ll have to lay low for a lot longer t