EPIC RAP BATTLES OF KINGDOM HEARTS !
XEMNAS VS AXEL !
The Superior is speaking, know your place number eight.
Have you got your rhymes memorized ? Too little too late.
I’m the king of the Nobodies, the lord and master of Nothingness.
Wearing armor, sitting on my throne, riding my dragon of awesomeness.
I’m the BOSS, chilling up here in my sixty feet tall chair.
You’re a closet pedophile with Sonic the Hedgehog hair.
Light and Darkness are eternal, therefore I must be too.
Though no more eternal than the bombs I’ll be dropping on you.
Clearly you didn’t get it memorized. I’m A-X-E-L.
Untamable, unbeatable and hot as Hell.
Pay attention Mansex, I’m gonna spell out your doom.
So for just two minutes stop drooling over your heart-shaped moon.
You’re the worst boss ever you senile old fool.
You had to rip off Star Wars to look at least a little bit cool.
I’ve got two flaming chakrams both as sharp as razors.