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AOL sucks.

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A hand too far?

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Adder's Flight ch.1

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Adder's Flight ch.1

"Another day, another disaster," Adder groaned aloud from his seat in the cockpit of his Bobcat-class fighter. Although both ship and pilot were trained, designed and ready for war, Adder was found he was being used as an errand boy for UNSF. And with as many wrecks as there were with each passing solar cycle, there were plenty of errands to be made. "You okay out there blue-three?" a feminine voice called out into his earpiece. "Have you found the source of the distress signal?" "Negative Homestead," Adder spoke into his mouthpiece, "although there are signs of an ion trail. A passing ship maybe?" "Scanning," the voice said. While the
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My Night

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Anti-abortion comertial

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Claritin, My Love

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What About My Sadness?

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Why?

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Thoughtful Questioning

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i hate smily faces

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i hate smily faces

Smily faces are the worst idea mankind has come up with since the Challenger. Now when I say smily faces, I mean the ones you get when trying to use parenthesis () marks the way they're SUPPOSED to be used, not the was some big gay on crack sees it when he said to his but (with two t's, of course) buddy (I accidently said this has no mature content, so I have to be cleaver... arse). hey Chriss! I have a FABOULOUS idea! That's when I busted in through they're window and... DIDN'T blast them appart like a cow in the grinder (as you can see with this crap:) )                                Emodicons suck.                                Don't j
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You Suck

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You Suck

Okay, so I was sitting at my computer and seeing spots because i'd forgotten to take my insulin. So after turning into a hulking brutish hulk-like moster(no copywrite infringements intended) and smashing stuff for about an hour, I finally turned back into my normal, cute and lovable self. No, really. Everyone loves me, you have no choice and as far as i'm concerned you're all at home worshiping me. yea, that's right. worship harder! now, as to my little parody, as the thing says.. uh... i'd omplain about something, but since our president is doing a decent (don't reply with your democratic crap. i'm anti-republican/democrat, and you won't win
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Runied Outposts

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Runied Outposts

     It was quiet. Not the calming softness that lulls children to sleep as they lay tucked into their warm beds, nor was this the quiet before some great storm. Tom wished for the latter, wished so hard he could feel the soreness of clamped jaws and gritted teeth creeping along his chin and splitting past his ears. This was no ordinary quiet, not even the quiet after one wakes in the night hearing a sound from the floor below. This was a different quiet, one that was eating away at Tom's sanity, driving him mad.     He stood on the corner of what had once been the intersection 3rd and main. Cars still sat, rusted and worn out husks of ste
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insuling's First Hatemail

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i hate smily faces

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i hate smily faces

Smily faces are the worst idea mankind has come up with since the Challenger. Now when I say smily faces, I mean the ones you get when trying to use parenthesis () marks the way they're SUPPOSED to be used, not the was some big gay on crack sees it when he said to his but (with two t's, of course) buddy (I accidently said this has no mature content, so I have to be cleaver... arse). hey Chriss! I have a FABOULOUS idea! That's when I busted in through they're window and... DIDN'T blast them appart like a cow in the grinder (as you can see with this crap:) )                                Emodicons suck.                                Don't j
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Thoughtful Questioning

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Why?

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What About My Sadness?

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Claritin, My Love

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Anti-abortion comertial

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My Night

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My Night

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Artist // Literature
  • United States
  • Deviant for 17 years
  • He / Him
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Llama: Llamas are awesome! (2)
My Bio
Current Residence: Florida
Favourite genre of music: anything with a beat (not emo... I hate emo. sounds more like a vagina squeezing out a football)
Favourite style of art: it's spelled "favorite"
Operating System: your mom
MP3 player of choice: don't have one
Shell of choice: ones that kill orphans
Wallpaper of choice: we used to have vegetable wall paper in the kitchen...
Skin of choice: blue and green!
Favourite cartoon character: Optimus Prime, baby!
Personal Quote: Don't judge me

Favourite Visual Artist
all are good. except for you
Favourite Movies
Band of Brothers
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
music makes the band
Favourite Writers
Homer (the greek, not the cartoon character)
Favourite Games
Special olympics
Favourite Gaming Platform
YOU'RE a gaming platform!
Tools of the Trade
insulin
Other Interests
laughing at people's bad grammar (dawg)

woot!

woot!

Oooookay! Well it's been a while since I have done ANYTHING on this sight, mostly because of my affinity for almonds. Much has happened between now and the last time I put anything on here, including my first taste of blueberry pie. I almost cried it was so good. If you don't like blueberry pie, do yourself a favor and cut out your oun pun-ass excuse for a waste of tongue so we don't have to hear you complain when I make it the dessert of the day. Every day. With ice cream.... arse.
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JOURNALISM!!!one!1

JOURNALISM!!!one!1

Whew, well I had a lot of energy, but that title just sapped me. Well, I'm spent!
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Still june? what the crap?

Still june? what the crap?

Well I sure got over those duldrums fast. So, now that i'm feeling better, I decided to go browsing people's art, and went back to someone i'd seen earlier... and look what I found in my favorites! I especially like the fox's expresion. It looks like a cross between "This if the best birthday ever!" and "I can't wait to be a teenager!" Oh well, I suppose the guy's getting more than I am at the moment. but my time'll come soon enough, I suppose. and if it doesn't, well... Good thing I'm not ashamed of masturbation, baby!
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it's spelled favourite, not favorite, brittish english of course...
garn Writer
ah, thank you for sovling that little mystery for me. just one more thing about the britains that bafles me, right up there with the inhalers for liquor o.o;
huh? no idea
RaveWolfHobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching my stuff. =)
garn Writer
Any time ^-^; (this might re-post)
garn Writer
My pleasure ^-^;
oh... and i made the same comment about the u in "favourite"