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Carnac the Magnificent by garadrobe Carnac the Magnificent by garadrobe
Oh, and cheese too, cheese isn't funny anymore either. And pirates. People need to learn that just having something isn't funny. You can't JUST have a monkey there and expect it to be funny (case in point, "My gym partner is a monkey" or as I like to call: "Utter Shit") it's what you DO with it. Jokes require thought, not just random crap put together in a strange situation. You'll notice I didn't mention farts or sex or swearing or anything like that, I personally believe that this can be funny. But again, it's what people do. You can't just have a vagina and expect a laugh, you need something more to it. C'mon people, put thought into your comedy!



Carnac the Magnificent is (c) the late, great Johnny Carson
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TFSyndicate Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2016  Student General Artist
Sis boom bah.
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Sekele Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
actually, I kinda liked MGPiaM 

had some nice jokes about political correctness among other things 
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BrendanR85 Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2012  Hobbyist Photographer
May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair. :)
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Symbionia Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2008
Wonderful job on this picture; another thing that's not funny is Cavemen.
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thumbing Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2008
so what your saying is that i need to put thought into my vaginas?
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Kaitoraikan Featured By Owner Jul 8, 2007
LOL XD HILARIOUS !!!
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BenSoulstone Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2007
Very awesome! :thumbsup: :D :w00t!: :clap: :clap: Faved!
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MrEquator Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2007
"You are correct, sir! Huah hahaha!"
Yeah, pies aren't very interesting. Cakes, on the other hand are friggin' hilarious!
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lobsel-vith Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2008
too bad the cake is a lie.
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Gosujin Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2007
I shall add:
"Saying 'I am your father' in a deep voice"
"Doing a Matrix bullet time"
"Being a giant climbing a tower"
etc
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RustyNormandale Featured By Owner Dec 9, 2006
Well-written, and well-drawn. Some forms of comedy just need to give up.
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PandaBandit Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2006   Filmographer
Thankyouthankyouthankyou.
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MeddlerInc Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
Hah!

And everyone knows that kittens are the new funny. ;)
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Stupid-Pain Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2006   Photographer
You are my hero. :D
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klobber Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2006
Amen to this, I'm so tired of people saying stuff like OMG THE CHEESE MONKEY SPORK OF UR DOOM!!!11 and thinking it's funny. Brilliant picture.
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Sarahsuke Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2006
ZING!
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RufusJRemington Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2006
Heheh, too true, too true. Even comedy needs to have more than one dimesnion to it. For example, using Carson's Carnac The Magnificent sketch to show why those three things alone aren't funny! Great job! But boy do I fondly remember Carson's work, a true hero of late night comedy he was.
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yooki42 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Babies aren't either. Babies never are, were, or will be funny.
The drawing here and commentary are excellent.
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ShawnLeroy Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2006  Professional Digital Artist
ROFL! Everything is great. The characters, what you did to the inside of the word bubbles. Intriguing!
Personally, "My Gym partner Is A Monkey" has some good moments. If you get past some of the stupid stuff, there are some pretty funny situations and jokes. I have NO beef with that show.
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2006  Hobbyist General Artist
<<

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< :whisper: > :rofl: < / :whisper: >

:+fav:
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Kanthara Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2006  Professional General Artist
I love it. Great job :)
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AngelCrusher Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006  Professional Filmographer
Nice man....really like the colouring job though. The little detail in shades, the glitter in his hat, the background, looks really good.
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AngelCrusher Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006  Professional Filmographer
Nice man....really like the colouring job though. The little detail in shades, the glitter in his hat, the background, looks really good.
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Tairao Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006
As Ed would say, "HUAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! HEYOOO!!"
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squigglychicken Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2006  Student Filmographer
great job. its soo true. but wait.. MY NAME HAS CHICKEN IN IT!!!! oh noes...that means my comcis arent funny. boohoohoo. :stupidme:
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Hitlersbrain Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006
Walter Matthau insists 'chicken' is still funny! But yeah, I don't really think anything is funny just by mentioning it (as opposed to doing something funny with it).. except maybe Burt Reynolds.

Hopefully I don't fit into the 'monkey' catagory..
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garadrobe Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006
as long as its not like "My gym partner is a monkey", where the comedy derives from the sole fact that there's a monkey in it, then I haven't got a problem
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Hitlersbrain Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2006
Hopefully not! We haven't been 'blessed' with that one over here yet.
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garadrobe Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2006
avoid it like the plague.
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StickFigurePro Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006   Writer
Looks great! Im gonna be honest Im not sure I get it but the drawing is good.
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EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Jul 17, 2006  Professional Traditional Artist
Carnac knows what's been done to death!
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Chorocojo Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
And my respect for you goes even higher. Good god, you beautiful bastard.
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AxleGrease-75 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
How nice of you to make a tribute to the late Johnny Carson
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GMAN586 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Like a Vagina...Smelling like a Chicken with a Monkey eating a pie inside of it would be hilarious......and disturbing. Case Point. Soon swear words wont be funny anymore.

GMAN-
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garadrobe Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Swearing becomes unfunny once you enter the 6th grade, when your out of elementary school, and you think you're all tough and grown-up because you can say "damn" without little kids gasping. But again, it's how you use them.
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GMAN586 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
I said "Fuck" alot, and "Jesus Fucking Christ!" alot, and I got lots of gasps.......and detentions..

GMAN-
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DaSchwartz Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Hwah hwah hwah! YES!!
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FoxLady2 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Amen to you. :horns:
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AK-Is-Harmless Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Chicken" died decades ago. :D

---AK
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garadrobe Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
and yet, people still use them in their jokes.
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the-felix Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Good job on capitalizing "do".
It reminds me of that part in Batman Begins where Christian Bale is like, "It's not who I am on the inside, it's what I DO that defines me", and his mouth makes a perfect circle when he says "DO".
Did your mouth make a perfect circle when you typed "DO"?
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garadrobe Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
DO
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IamNoah Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Brian, remember when we spent our entire lives discussing the theory of comedy?
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garadrobe Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
and I'll do it again, I never really could word what I was trying to say properly
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Hexaditidom Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You NAILED it. :nod: Great expressions Drobey. I have nothing more to say.
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Chrisdinozilla Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
You forgot muffins.

I agree, though.
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Lavos12 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
I am contractually obligated to say that all above statements were scientifically proven true. :lol:
Good job on all this.
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saintcarvin Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
Carnac the Magnificent fanart? Major props my friend, major props. Looks fantastic too.
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TheDetectorDX Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Nice. A lot of stuff that was funny back in the day (yes, I said it) isn't funny anymore. Lousy kids and their iPods...
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ZIM402 Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2006
AMEN!
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