Deadpool in Undertale Genocide Route The Third Fallen Human.
Deadpool:Intro of Undertale sounds like Star Wars it's quite equivalent, don't you think?Two kids Chara and Frisk chose the path of Dark Side formerly they were innocent good kids,but they were at first glance complexed.First child(her real parents are unknown however I saw some fanarts Toby Fox can't confirm it,yet)befriended young prince Asriel(now he reincarnated into Flower-go blame his father Asgore he behaved like Braveheart shitty fanboy including fact he used his unknown spell just like Thanos snapped his fingers to get rid-off humans from ancient times I admit he must be fucking dumbass)Chara died for unknown disease,Toriel and Asgore were divorced actually they were separated.As for second child when he fell to the underground he met Flowey,he passed Toriel's challenge,he met Super Skeleton Bros.,Fishy Knight, Dinosaur version of Lisa Simpson she loves anime (most recently like Otacon from Metal Gear Solid),Ghost Dumbassy(it's just one of Undertale enemies),MJ Moonwalker Humanoid Robot,King Assgore,Blowey.In that ending Chara possessed Frisk or she killed him his eyes were scary it was just like looking at Bloody Mary staring each other at her face it's theory a game theory thanks for listening.
Chara: What's your name?
Chara:How do you know so much about this story? You're quite confusing.What brings you here?Why didn't you let me tell first these particular stories?
Deadpool:I can freeze the time. I came here the same way as previous visitors.
Chara:Are you ready to replace Frisk?Are you ready to visit Queen Undyne?
Deadpool:Is that part when she rules the underground?
Spirit of Papyrus: Greetings human!
Deadpool:This land...I'm just feeling like Alice in the Wonderland.Anyway why the heck Sans and you describe yourselves as one of monsters?Both of you are looking like less realistic human skeletons.Your brother knows telekinesis just like Jedi. I watched some YouTube video so Sans is the weakest character in this 3 year old indie game.
Spirit of Sans:It was supposed to be my deep secret.
Spirit of Papyrus: Human what's your name?
Deadpool:Geez for fuck sake I already tell this to Chara.
Spirit of Papyrus:You're so rude human!
Spirit of Sans:You should be nicer to my brother.You're jerk anyway.
Deadpool:Is your brother always so childish?
Spirit of Asgore: Welcome human!No matter who you are newcomer you have to help my former Kingdom you are our last hope.
Deadpool:Woah!Your majesty what a tremendous outstanding speech you just already quoted one Princess Leia’s monologue from Star Wars A New Hope.
Spirit of Asgore:What are you talking about human?
Deadpool:It seems I'm more predictable than W.D.Gaster.Anyway dear audience it's time to skip this stupid dumbass conversation with these force-like ghosts.
Chara:Yes Wade it's time to stop you have to focus on your mission.
Chara: What's so fucking funny?!
Deadpool: For a while you sounded like one of Filthy Frank memes that catch phrase “... it's time to stop…”
Charaetter focus Wade or you will be dead.
Deadpool:You can't kill me.
Charaf course I will with big pleasure.
Deadpool:If you could smoke weed everyday you could be like DC universe girl version of Batman Dark Knight Joker or else more spooky creepypasta guy DC comics Joker fanboy named Jeff.
Chara:This is your last warning Wade!
Deadpool:Girls like you should sing Snow Halation for siivagunner fans.Oh you’re so frightening.
Chara: Don't worry I won't kill you in one condition you will get rid off Queen Undyne so you can freely escape from Underworld if you fail us I'll take your soul and you will stay here forever.Deal?
Deadpool: I walked across right path,turned straight ahead passed through the door.Instead of Flowey the Flower I saw two knights (that ones which Frisk supposed to encounter mid-boss,but creator of the game Toby Fox decided to reject part of this game idea)...etc.
Knights: Queen Undyne is awaiting you anyway you are under arrest that's an order from our Queen.
Toriel:Leave this human alone I command you.
Knights:You are no longer a Queen of Underground.
Deadpool:I was arrested.
Knights:Your majesty we arrested a human.
Queen Undyne: Excellent.You both stay here.Take him to the dungeons.Tomorrow he will be executed.
Deadpool: I guess tomorrow I'll be dead.Suddenly someone appeared he was looking like Lord Voldemort.
W.D.Gaster: ✡□︎✞ 💣♏︎❄ ❄♏︎❒︎❒︎♓︎♌︎●︎☜ ☞♋︎⧫︎☜ ☟♋︎❖︎♏︎■︎🕯︎❄ ✡□︎◆︎✍︎
Deadpool:What the fuck this cryptic language suppose to mean? Anyway you should be more careful and not to fall to the core in past.Why gray NPCs’ so called monsters are travelling through time and space?Were they your sciencetists or science fair guests?They've must fall to the Core in the past just like in Ice Age instead of watermelon (they fell over ice cliff) it was you professor Gaster or just like Androids fell into lava from Nier Automata.May I ask if Sans and Papyrus are your biological or adopted sons?You look like Lord Voldemort?
W.D.Gaster:♦♒︎♋︎❄ ✌❒︎☜ ✡□︎✞ ❄♋︎●︎🙵♓︎■︎☝ ✌♌︎□︎◆︎⧫︎✍︎
Deadpool: Sans is very sleepy guy he might suffer diabetes.Papyrus is obsessed with puns and I heard he's childish as fuck.
W.D.Gaster:☟□︎♦ 👎♋︎❒︎☜ ✡□︎✞ 👌☜ 💧◆︎♍︎☟ ✌ ☼◆︎♎︎☜ ☟◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎✍︎
Deadpool:As MatPat from Game Theorists said “But hey it's theory a game theory” you can follow him on YouTube Gaster.Anyway I hope you won't shut my mouth like in X-Men Origins or in Matrix 1. I heard in some fanmade Undertale mini comic book.You and Sans must love quantic physics I guess you're fans of Albert Einstein.
Gaster:✡□︎✞ ☟◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎💧 ✌❒︎☜ ✟♏︎❒︎✡ ☟♓︎●︎♋︎❒︎♓︎□︎◆︎💧📬︎❄♋︎🙵☜ 💣✡ ☟♋︎■︎👎 ✋ ♦♋︎■︎❄ ❄⚐ 💧♒︎□︎♦ ✡□︎✞ 💣✡ ⚐●︎👎 ☹ ♋︎♌︎□︎❒︎♋︎⧫︎□︎❒︎✡📬︎
Deadpoolkay let's do it.We grab our hands to each other and just like portkey from Harry Potter 4 we teleported to True Lab.
Deadpool:So what I'm suppose to see here?Amalgamates?Anyway professor I mean doctor my name is Wade Wilson.
W.D.Gaster:☠♓︎♍︎☜ ❄⚐ 💣♏︎♏︎❄ ✡□︎✞ ✋🕯︎💣 ♦📬︎👎📬︎ ☝♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎☼📬︎☹ □︎□︎😐 ✌❒︎□︎◆︎■︎👎 ✋🕯︎●︎☹ 💧⧫︎♋︎✡ ✟♏︎❒︎✡ 👍●︎□︎⬧︎☜ ❄⚐ ☜●︎♏︎❖︎♋︎⧫︎□︎☼📬︎👎□︎■︎🕯︎❄ ♦□︎❒︎❒︎✡ ✋ ♦□︎■︎🕯︎❄ ✟♋︎■︎♓︎⬧︎☟ ✡□︎✞📬︎
Chara:If you want you can expose Amalgamates experiments to monsters I mean citizens of underground. I highly recommend it.Also Wade don't forget to through Alphys to The Core and show no mercy.
Deadpool:So I was exploring every place at True Lab all entries of Amalgamates I recorded videos of all Amalgamates experiments I watched on Blu-ray all dates of Alphys and Undyne their wedding ceremony their coronations including honeymoon outside underground(from some fanmade slides not endorsed by Toby Fox) I also took photos of all entries description notes.W.D.Gaster(I said goodbye to him) teleported me to prison chamber dungeons when I returned to him.After midnight of research new day began still being her majesty's prisoner.
Queen Undyne: RG 03 and RG 04 Bring this red masked prisoner to me.
Toriel: What's your name?
Toriel: Our first royal scientist told me that you went on True Lab I give you my permission to expose only Amalgamates.Can I trust you Wade?
Deadpool:Sure thing.I'm sorry what happened to your son Asriel that he became Flowey the Flower.
Toriel: You're so kind.I'm so lonely since the last time Frisk killed my ex-husband Asgore.I want you to be something more than just friend.
Deadpool: Do you want me to be your boyfriend?
Toriel: Exactly.When things go back to normal I'll be looking for new King it should be you.
RG03&RG04:We heard what you said before.Queen Undyne hates traitors.You will go with us.
Queen Undyne:I TOLD YOU TO BRING ONLY ONE PERSON TO ME!!!!
RG03&RG 04:We accused her that she's planning to take over your throne your highness.
Queen Undyne:Is that truth? Answer to my question you worthless goat lady.
Toriel:You have only this throne because King died.
Queen Undyne: SILENCE!!!! All humans are heartless, lack of compassion,full of hatred, they hunger of causing pain to all monsters.This kingdom belongs to me.
Toriel:I shall be the real Queen. I swear I will bring back piece of this kingdom between humans and monsters.Even your ex-wife abdicated because of what heartless beast.DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Queen Undyne: Don't you dare shout at me.NOW BOW ON YOUR KNEES BOTH OF YOU!!!!
Deadpool:She used her magical spear she caused solid damage half of HP bar.
Deadpool: Toriel are you okay?
Toriel:Call for help.
Deadpool: In my son meditation I called for help because she fainted.From deep echoes I heard voices of two monsters souls and one human soul let's skip that second human of second fallen child.
Ghost of Asriel(child):Chara mom’s need our help.
Ghost of Charakay...dad?It seems Queen Undyne attacked mom.
Ghost of Asgore: What's going on children?Oh... I see.Soon she will pay for her actions.
Queen Undyne:How long I have to wait for my people to make judgement day for these traitors?
RG03 and RG 04:Soon your majesty they will arrive any moment.
Deadpool:They arrived enraged fucking redneck dumbfucks(of course I'm talking about monsters this how adult swim fanfictions are sounding like) brainwashed by this fake Queen Undyne let's fast forward this narration just a little bit so it will be shorter monologue than comic book cutscenes from Witcher.
Queen Undyne:What should I do to these unwelcomed invaders? This human came to our territory without permission.With all costs we will break barrier and then we will begin war with humans.
People of Underground:YES KILL THEM ALL!!!!
Queen Undyne: This human might be useful for a while to tell us at least how to break a spell.Tell us human how to do so or else he will suffer death penalty.
Deadpool: Maybe it was Protego Maxima just like Harry Potter 7 books and movies.Maybe you should try bombarda maxima.In Undertale beta Spells attack option was removed it's stil retro rpg indie game created by Toby Fox after all so go ask him.
People of Underground:HAHAHA!!!!WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT!?
Queen Undyne…. What are you talking about?
Deadpoolreemurr royal bloodline ancestors made mistake starting war with us humans you know to embark adventure storyline mode Toby Fox you're genius Undertale is a masterpiece.
Queen Undyne: ANSWER TO MY QUESTION HUMAN OR DIE!!!!
Deadpool:We should live in peace and harmony with my races.Why is this game ending is called genocide because for Darwin's sake humans billions years ago were sea creatures,then they evolved into monkeys,so they were quite fast evolving from apes into humans.Furries were popular since Ancient Egypt,books from ancient Greece, Disney and Warner Bros. cartoons and I'm guy who loves breaking the fourth wall.Do you still want my death?
People of Underground:YEAH!!!!
Queen Undyne: (Starting her evil grin her face)
Deadpool: Doctor Alphys when your first royal scientist Doctor Gaster disappeared when he accidentally fell to the Core she faked her CV after this incident she was experimenting to your family members King Asgore should never trusted this second royal scientist.
People of Underground: SHOW US THE PROOF!!
Deadpool: I show you on my smartphone I took it when I landed to this place called underground.
Metatton: Darling I borrowed TV screens from Alphys so let's plug it to TV.
Deadpool:Who fixed you anyway?
Metatton: When she and Undyne got separated and kind of divorced she fixed me.
Deadpool: Let's do it.
Deadpool:So I showed these fellas I mean people from underground old experiments called Amalgamates as videos and photo entries they finally realized that their Queen Undyne was a tyrant dictator.
People of Underground:KILL ALPHYS!!!! SHE WAS A TRAITOR ALL THE TIME SHE SHOULD NEVER BECAME OUR FORMER SECOND QUEEN!!!!
Queen Undyne:MY PATIENCE IS OVER!!!!IF YOU TRUST THIS HUMAN THEN YOU WILL ALL DIE!!!!AS FOR YOU INVADER MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!FRISK RUINED OUR PARTNERSHIP WITH MY EX-WIFE QUEEN ALPHYS!!!! PREPARE TO DIE HUMAN!!
Deadpool:Then Queen Undyne felt presence of someone else it was ghost of Chara.
Chara:You went too far Undyne it's not just fact you’re filled with determination, but you are much worse than Frisk in Genocide Route.You will pay for your crimes.I will teach you a lesson.Time to die.Don't mess with my mom.
Deadpool:And so she hitted her on her back.
Queen Undyne:Aargh….Alphys please forgive me whenever you are….I made terrible mistake.
Chara:Good….now be so kind and take off this crown or else I'll kill you.
Deadpool:I hitted Queen Undyne and her body vanished.
Chara: I should finish her,but I'll give you chance.Now get rid off Alphys now or you will end up like Frisk.
Deadpool:I'm immortal.My body regenerates very fast.
Chara:In that case Alphys will be mine.This crown will cure mom with help of rest of monster souls.You should be new king of Underground.Mom will be happy.
Deadpool: Finally real Queen woke up.
Deadpool:The evil Queen was defeated.I prevented from war between humans and monsters.You should wear this crown your majesty.
Toriel:As for now I will rule myself.
Deadpool:You look awesome Toriel.Long live the Queen.
People of Underground:HOORAY!!!!
Deadpool: Honestly people of underground should be called Monsters from Underground.So Alphys was chased by citizens of underground.While she was running they were violently abusing her.
Alphys:Leave me alone...please... this is madness!
Deadpool:Madness….THIS IS UNDERGROUND!!!!
Deadpool:So she fell to the Core.I quoted one of King Leonidas scripts lines from Zack Snider's 300 the movie when one of Xerses's people fell to endless dark endless pit.In that case I pushed her using my leg.
Alphys:It hurts...HELP ME!!!!PLEASE!?MY BODY IS BROKEN!!
Deadpool: Maybe just your spine!Soon you might be zombie!
Deadpool:Sayonara my anime waifu!You can kiss my ass.*Bang*When I pulled my gun trigger when I tried to end her very slow suffering.But bullet vanished.
W.D.Gaster:❄♒︎♋︎⧫︎🕯︎💧 ✋❄ ☟◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎✏︎✏︎✋ ♦♓︎●︎☹ ❄♏︎♋︎♍︎☟ ✡□︎✞ ☹ ♓︎♐︎☜ ☹ ♏︎♋︎⬧︎□︎☠📬︎✡□︎✞ 💧♒︎♋︎●︎☹ ☠♏︎❖︎♏︎☼ ☟◆︎❒︎❄ ☟♏︎☼ ✌♑︎♋︎♓︎☠📬︎✡□︎✞ ☟◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎💧 ✌❒︎☜ ☟♏︎♋︎❒︎⧫︎●︎♏︎⬧︎💧📬︎✋⧫︎🕯︎💧 ❄♓︎❍︎☜ ❄⚐ 👎♓︎☜📬︎
Deadpool:Cheap talking! Let's play hide and seek Lord Voldemort I mean Gaster.So after my fake final battle with Gaster when he was trying to hit me with his Gaster blaster I was able to distract his attention so this dumbass blowed up main reactors of his invention known as the core.
Security Breech System: Estimating time of explosion two minutes.
W.D.Gaster:♦♒︎♋︎❄ ☟♋︎❖︎☜ ✡□︎✞ 👎□︎■︎☜ ☟◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✋ ♦♋︎💧 ♦□︎❒︎🙵♓︎■︎☝ 💧⚐ ☟♋︎❒︎👎 ✋ ◘◆︎⧫︎⧫︎♏︎👎 💧⚐ 💣◆︎♍︎☟ ☜♐︎♐︎□︎❒︎❄ 💧⚐ 💣◆︎♍︎☟ 💧⧫︎❒︎◆︎♑︎♑︎●︎♓︎■︎☝ ❄⚐ 👌◆︎♓︎●︎👎 ❄♒︎♓︎💧 💣♋︎♍︎♒︎♓︎■︎♏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎
Deadpool:I don't fucking care!!What happened where am I?
Chara: I don't know either.
W.D.Gaster:💣✡ ✋■︎❖︎♏︎■︎⧫︎♓︎□︎☠ ☜⌧︎◻︎●︎□︎♎︎♏︎👎 👌♏︎♍︎♋︎◆︎⬧︎☜ ⚐☞ ✡□︎✞ ☟◆︎❍︎♋︎■︎✏︎✏︎■︎□︎♦ ✡□︎✞ ♦♓︎●︎☹ 💧⧫︎♋︎✡ ✋☠ 👎♋︎❒︎😐 ✌♌︎⍓︎⬧︎💧 ☞□︎❒︎♏︎❖︎♏︎☼ ✌💧 ✡□︎◆︎☼ ◘◆︎■︎♓︎⬧︎♒︎❍︎♏︎■︎⧫︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎
ALPHYS:◘❒︎□︎♐︎♏︎⬧︎⬧︎□︎☼ ♦♒︎♋︎❄ ☟♋︎◻︎◻︎♏︎■︎♏︎♎︎✍︎⬥︎♒︎♏︎❒︎☜ ✌💣 ✋✍︎⬥︎♒︎✡ 💣✡ ✟□︎♓︎♍︎☜ ✋💧 💧⚐ 👎♏︎♐︎□︎❒︎❍︎♏︎👎 ✌■︎👎 👎♓︎⬧︎⧫︎□︎❒︎⧫︎♏︎♎︎✍︎
Deadpool:Now you can travel through time and space just like Dr. Gaster.Now your body is just pile of bonetrousling humanoid dinosaur skeleton.
W.D.Gaster: 💧♓︎●︎●︎♏︎■︎♍︎☜ ✡□︎✞ ☞◆︎♍︎🙵♓︎■︎☝ ☞□︎□︎●︎✏︎✏︎✏︎✏︎♋︎❒︎☜ ✡□︎✞ ⚐🙵♋︎✡ ✌●︎◻︎♒︎⍓︎⬧︎✍︎
Alphys:✋🕯︎💣 ☞♓︎■︎☜ ❄♒︎♋︎■︎😐 ✡□︎✞📬︎
Charaast….Wade would you like to reset this game.
Deadpool:Yeah sure.So the game was restarted to game title Undertale first and then save state of load game menu.The End.
Deadpool:Coming soon in fanfiction called Deadpool in Deltarune Chapter 1.