Gravity falls arachnophobia AU (ending)

Gravity falls arachnophobia AU (ending)

 Ford came walking up the steps of the mystery shack with fiddleford following behind. They had just found where the deadly Venezuela spiders were coming from, and that was the basement of the shack. As Ford walked in he eyed around carefully not wanting to alarm his family nor get them killed. He walked into the living room to see Stan and the kids laughing at Ducktective, till Stan saw ford.
"Where have you been poindexter I've been calling the lab for the past 30 min." Stan asked in his gruff voice
"Sorry... Fiddleford and I were on an expedition."
He replied slowly quieting his tone.
 Stan caught on with fords odd behavior, and wondered what was wrong.
"Everything ok?" He asked in concern
"Fine.... Just we need to leave..." Ford said still eyeing every corner nook and cranky in the shack for spiders
"Why?" Stan asked surprised
Before ford could reply
Mabel  gasped backing up toward Stan hugging him tightly.
"Oh my god." Dipper said pointing at the television.
There it was, one of the deadly Venezuelan spiders crawling up on the tv. The ones that have been reportedly killing everyone in town. Everyone looked around to see them crawling out everywhere. Out of every crack and corner, all over the walls multiplying and appearing all over.
"Ok... Eveyone slowly and carefully get up.... Don't make any sudden movements...." Ford said slowly walking to the tv. While everyone got up and headed toward the door Ford then Pushed it over revealing 20 more spiders around the TV. Fidds quickly led everyone out with Stan holding Mabel and ford grabbing dipper.
"We're gonna have to find another way out." Fidds exclaimed looking toward the front door where four of the spiders spun down from a web blocking the door.
"Everyone upstairs to the bathroom. There's a window we can climb out of. quickly!" Ford said rushing everyone up the stairs.
As everyone ran up ford kept watch  for the spiders
"Watch yerslef stanferd." Fidds said heading upstairs.
Fords worse fear was coming to life, being surrounded by deadly arachnids. Ford had his hand on the stair rail, while in a daze, when one landed and hissed. Ford quickly moved his hand before it could bite him, and ran upstairs trying to avoid any more of the spiders.
"Stanford!" Stan exclaimed.
Ford came running in and slamming the door behind him.
"I-I don't get it it's like there everywhere..."
"Ahhh spiders!" Mabel and dipper shreaked in union pointing to the crack where the door and floor were seperated.
Ford quickly grabbed a hand towel only to find four more spiders crawling around. As ford shoved the towel underneath the door to block them, More spiders crawled out of the sink, tub, the doorknob, and everywhere else.
Fidds quickly opened the window for everyone to escape while ford continued to whip the spiders that came inside buying his family some time to escape.
Stan was the first to craw out while fidds led the kids out.
"Come on kids hurry." Stan said grabbing the two holding them close.
"Stanford get out!"  Stan yelled he then took the kids and carried them down off the roof.
"Stanferd hurry!"  Fidds shouted to his best friend not wanting to see him die from a deadly spider bite.
"Where's the nerd!" Stan shouted
"Right behind us." Fidds replied
"Gruncle ford!" The kids shouting already scarred out of their mind.
 Ford dropped the towel and went straight to the window only to be stopped by more spiders coming down from their webs. Ford shut his eyes tight, and quickly got away from them
While fidds, Stan, and the kids climbed down. The old ladder broke  under Stan and Fidds weight, and they both came falling to the ground. They both got up and went to protect the kids. Who were both screaming pointing at all the spiders that covered the Shack.
"Kids!" Stan yelled holding them both.
"Hot Belgian waffles they're everywhere!" He shouted looking at the shack.
They were then blinded by a pair of truck lights and a large man coming out of the truck.
"Mr. Pines, kids, Are you all ok?"
"Wait soos your an exterminator now?" Stan asked confused.
"Oh yeah dude I like got the job after the first dude got bitten by a spider."
Soos then pulled his poison mask on over his face an grabbed two guns connected to the tanks full of acid.
"Time to die you eight legged freaks!" Soos yelled spraying at all the spiders. Watching them burn to death from the pure acid.
 Ford ran out of the bathroom Flailing his arms around, hoping the path would be clear till a few more spun down, ford screamed and leaned out of their way. He kept leaning over the stair rail till he fell over it, and crashed through the floor into the basement..
Ford laid in the pile of broken wood planks and boxes, moaning in pain.
The most damage done was a sore back and shoulders maybe even a broken rib, but definitely lots of cuts and bruises all over him.
 Once he realized where he was he quickly flinched and moved all around hoping to get the spiders off of him that were crawling on him. Only their wasn't.
Ford quickly looked around which was kinda hard since the electrical cord was flashing.
 In the distance the queen spider crawled away from her heart beating egg sack her babies were going to be born soon and she felt threatened knowing ford was in there. He kept fliniching and failing his arms around thinking the spiders were on him when all it was, was just dust and pieces of wood.
"Theirs no spiders..... Wait? No spiders?"
He then recalled what the scientist said about the spiders they were looking for.
"Dark, moist, musty, musty smell, dark, no spiders...... The queen.."
Ford looked around scared out of his mind, till he felt something crawl on his hand and hiss." Ford moved his hand quickly.
"Shit I'm in the queens nest.. F*cking shit I'm in the nest. I'm in the nest!" Ford exclaimed as he limped to the basement door. He then tried to open it but it was padlocked on the outside. He had to find another way out of the nest before he got bitten.
"Stanly, fidds, someone help I found the nest!"
No one couldn't hear ford. He then grabbed a shovel and got ready to kill the queen If she came near ford. He looked around, the electrical wire still flashing, then he started to dig through the rubble trying to draw the spider out so he could kill it.
 Ford stop he heard something above him like something was crawling on the water pipes in the basement. Ford looked all around him ready to kill the spider.
 The spider then hissed and jumped toward ford. He let out a yell, and moved out of the way but he didn't hear nothing indicating that it didn't landed. He slowly looked around waiting for the spider to charge at him again. What ford didn't know was that the spider was crawling down the shovel he had in his hand ready to bite him. The spider then touched fords finger he yelled again throwing the shovel at the electrical box. Ford flinched and backed up as the electricity shocked the spider killing it. Its poison splattering all over the box along side with its other fluids. Ford walked up to the dead spider, and shined a flashlight on it amazed that he killed it and made it out alive.
"Therapy." he said as he looked over the dead spider.
 He looked over to see the egg sack marveling at how big it was, he then looked down at the crates of liquor that Stan and him bought to add to their wine cellar that Stan wanted.
"I'll be back." He said to the egg sack  He then limped over to one of the support beams and grabbed a lighter. He then limped back and picked up a bottle, smashed the opening off of it and splashed the egg sack with alcohol so he could set it on fire and burn it.
He climbed up on a few of the crates so he could reach the egg sack better.
 As he was splashing the egg sack, the general spider, as the scientist called it, hissed at ford scaring him. He screamed and fell back to the ground trying to get away from the dinner plate sized spider.
He backed up into one of the wine cabinets, and it came falling on top of ford with the bottles smashing and the liquor spilling all over him. Ford moaned in pain suffering with a massive cut to his head and an injured knee, trying to get the cabinet off of him, and away form the spider.
"Ugh where is it...? Where's the damn general?" He said looking around.
"Help!     Help!" Ford yelled as he watched the spiders shadow climbing down from its web hissing.
Ford continued to try and get free so he wouldn't get bit.  Ford stared at the shadow he ten grabbed a wine bottle and looked up. There it was the monstrous Mother f*ckin General spider. Ford had to do something quick, or it would land on him and bite him leaving him to die in the cellar.
 As soon as it got low enough he took the bottle and hit the spider as if it was a baseball. It landed on the other side of the cellar buying ford some time to get out from the cabinet.
After the spider flipped itself back over, ford quickly grabbed a wine bottle and chucked it at the spider to keep it away. Ford threw another bottle and before it could land the spider backed away.  Ford picked up another one. The wine bottle he spend 125$ on.
"Not the chantal." Ford said placing the wine bottle back down.
He grabbed another one and tossed it. The crate was light enough now to where ford could get out of the spiders way. When he moved he felt his knee hurting him right there he knew he hurt it. He then looked down to find an air soft can. Ford looked up to see the spider crawling under some boxes ford limped over with the can and the lighter. Ford had made himself a mini flamethrower, he took it and got a flame on the lighter then sprayed the air soft to get a nice flame on the boxes hoping to burn the spider. Ford looked over to see the spider crawling off he went over there and shot the flames at the spider again. Ford was desperate to kill the bastard of a spider and continued to follow it and keep shooting more flames. He then got up and shot out another flame again on a pile of boxes.
 Ford gave a crazy menacing laugh knowing he had trapped the spider in the wine cabinet. Ford looked up, down, and all over the cabinet spraying flames everytime. The spider just sitting where it was watching ford knowing he would never be found.
"Damnit where are you!" Ford yelled continuing to spray the flames
"damnit!"
One again ford Heard the spider he stopped and looked around for the 8-legged freak. He kept looking around till he heard some clicking. Ford jumped in fear looking up at the pipes on the ceiling. Ford kept listening till he found what pipe it was in. Ford have another evil laugh as he followed the sound of the spider crawling. Ford slowly walked over to the end of the pipe as he quietly sang "the itsy bitsy spider" knowing where the spider would end up. He placed the lighter in front of the pipe and got ready to Flame the spider, but it's crawling ceased.
"Come on come on come on.." ford said wanting the spider to crawl out, but it didn't he slowly put the lighter down wondering why the spider hasn't came out yet. Then when he least expected it, the spider hissed jumped on ford. Ford quickly dropped the can and lighter and grabbed his sweater and lab coat trying to shake the spider off before I could bite him.  
 He kept shaking his shirt and yelling scared out of his mind. Till he worked up enough courage to grab the spider and toss it to the other side of the cellar. Ford fell back into a pile of broken wood and boxes, he quickly tried to get up but there was the spider crawling toward him. Ford flashed back to when he was in 8th grade the same two bullies holding him down while the other one let his pet tarantula spider crawl on him. Back to that moment when ford developed a fear for arachnids, his body paralyzed, but now he was goin to concur his fear.  On his stomach laid a broken piece of wood all ford had to do was wait for the spider to crawl onto the plank then launch it into the fire pit.
 Ford kept his eyes on the spider, he forehead beading up with sweat, his breathing hitching, his hands twitching all the while he waited for it to crawl on top of the wooden plank. Soon it got on the plank and ford hit the other end of the plank sending the spider into the fire. The spider screeched being burned alive. Ford sat up to make sure it was completely dead before he left. The babies were then crawling out of the egg sack. Ford grabbed the air-soft can just incase he needed it.
 When he least expected it the spider jumped out giving a loud painful screech
"Shit." Ford exclaimed as he backed away from the spider. Beside him he saw the nail gun that Stan and him used  to get the liquor cabinet up. Ford quickly grabbed it while he watched the spider crawl all around trying to stop the fire from burning it. He then pulled the trigger and aimed it the moment it jumped at ford he shot the nail going through the spiders body and into the egg sack. It's screeched in agony again as its body and egg sack burned and exploded from the fire.
Ford dropped the nail gun as he just chuckled to himself
"Nice shot." He said watching the spider die after it put up such a good fight.
"Thank god." Ford said letting himself clam down. Soos then came in and picked ford up ford let out a Yelp shocked that someone came downstairs.
"Don't mention it dr pines." Soos said taking ford out of the cellar.
"S-spider....spider..." Ford repeatedly said.
"Stanford are you ok?" Stan asked worried about his brother.
"T-the spiders stanly..."
"Ford it's ok Soos got them all.."
"Gruncle ford your ok." The twins exclaimed running up to him giving him a hug
"Spider." Ford yelled checking himself
"It's ok ford everything's ok." Stan replied patting his back
                 ~~~~~~~
 (A few days later)
Ford limped over with crutch  in tow heading toward the couch where his brother was.
"Well how's that ankle and knee of yours?" Stan asked
"Better stanly but I'm still playing it safe." Ford replied taking a seat by his brother and looking at his bandaged ankle and braced knee.
"When will we get to go home?" The twins asked
"Soon just waiting for every last spider to be killed and out of the shack.." Ford said hugging them both
"I don't want to go back to the shack I rather stay in this mansion."
Stan said kicking back
"Stanly fidds was nice enough to let us stay but we don't need to overstay our welcome." Ford said
"I'm just glad it's over."
Dipper said hugging ford once more
"So am I my boy. So am I." Ford replied as he rubbed the top of his head