Gravity falls: a rotten egg

 It was easter Sunday in Gravity falls. Ford was in the basement working on yet another invention.  Dipper and Mabel were coloring eggs, and Stan was boiling eggs, while fixing an Easter dinner. Everyone was enjoying Easter except for ford. He despised Easter, and everything about it. So he decided to sit in the basement till the day was over. That didn't work out too well since ford did get hungry throughout the day and had to get some jelly beans to snack on.
"I love Easter! what about you gruncle Stan?" Mabel asked
"Eh it's ok I guess now that I'm older I don't bother with coloring eggs and all that."
"Mom says Easter is the time of rebirth." Dipper said
"Yeah, and that can be looked at in several different ways depending on your religion." Said Stan
 At that moment ford walked in the kitchen to get a bag of jelly beans that Stan bought for their Easter baskets.
"Gruncle ford do you like Easter?" Mabel asked him excitedly
"No I dispise this so called holiday." Ford said angrily
"Why? Easter is the time of rebirth. the time of spring. What's not to love."
"Everything I hate Easter it's just another holiday with a fictional mascot made up by shopping corporates to make money on eggs, coloring kits, kites and all that." Ford said popping a few jelly beans and eating them.
 Mabel frowned. She couldn't understand why her gruncle ford hated Easter so much. What was to hate Easter was a wonderful time of year.
"I still don't understand why you don't like Easter gruncle ford. It's a wonderful holiday."
Ford Sat down angrily at the table, and moved all of the egg coloring stuff so he could have a spot on the table, while he ate his jelly beans, and drank some coffee.
"You want to know why I hate Easter Mabel?" Ford asked
"Yes!" She exclaimed. Stan however knew this wasn't gonna end well, and kept quiet.
"Well every Easter when I was a little boy. Stanly and I would go outside to look at my Easter bunny traps. I had wanted to catch him and document him, but never had any luck on catching him. On top of that crampelter would come and throw rotten eggs at stanly and me. It took weeks to get the scent of rotten egg out of stanlys and my hair as well as our clothes. I had learned a terrible lesson that day. 1. I despise Easter. 2. The Easter bunny isn't REAL!"
"What!" Mabel exclaimed shocked.
 Stan dropped the ham on the stove. Ford had done it this time.
"Mabel I'm sorry, but the Easter bunny isn't real. He's just a fake mascot for parents to spend money on kids. I'm sorry, but I don't want you to suffer with what I did."
 Mabel dropped the egg she was working on, and ran upstairs crying. Dipper gave his great uncle a disappointed look, and followed Mabel to comfort her. Ford sighed, he grabbed his jelly beans, and coffee. He was on his way to his room, till Stan stopped him.
"What the fuck was that ford."
"She would've found out sooner or later stanly."
"Ok and just because you had a shit Easter doesn't mean you had to ruin hers."
"I'm trying to protect her."
"You ruined her innocents instead of letting her find out herself."
"Oh and what's so bad about that stanly." He said with mocking tone "All kids find out at age 13."
"That's not the point. The point is you told her rather then letting her find out, and on top of it you upseted her."
 Ford did feel guilty for making her cry, but he wasn't gonna admit it.
"And just for that your gonna make it up to her."
Stan pulled out a rabbit costume from the closet, and shoved it in fords hands."
"Ah no no way I'm not wearing this I wore that stupid Santa costume for you, but this is where I draw the line."
"Sorry you brought this on your own self Stanford."
"I'm not wearing it stanly, and you can't make me."
"No, your right, I can't, but the fact Mabel is heartbroken will be on your conscious."
 
  Stan walked back to the kitchen. He tossed an egg at ford landing on the costume. Ford picked up the egg, and saw that Mabel had made him an Easter egg. A golden six fingered hand was on the egg dyed in a bright red color. Ford felt a tear fall from his eye down his cheek. He had fucked up bad this time. He felt his whole world go black. Ford then let out a sigh and headed into his bedroom.
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Soon Stan had finished dinner, and making up the kids baskets. He then went to check on ford who was finishing up with his Easter bunny costume.
"*sigh* this better be worth it."
 Ford had turned around, Before he knew it stan snapped a picture of him. He then took the photo and waved it in the air.
"Hahahaha This ones for the archives."
"I hate you so much."
"Good now you know how Mabel feels right now." Stan said
"So what am I supposed to do?" Ford asked
"Take this basket of eggs and chocolate bunnies, and drop them off around the yard. I'll get Mabel to look out the window. She'll see you, and she'll realize the Easter bunny is real."
"What if it doesn't work, somehow it backfires."
"Well at least we tried. Now hurry go!"
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 Ford went outside and started placing eggs in random spots, desperately wanting to take off the ridiculous costume off.
"No no no all wrong."
"What are you talking about? I'm placing the eggs like you said."
"Yeah, but your just walking around you have to hop around."  
"Are you kidding me stanly."
"Nope give it character make it look real and not fake."
Ford let out a sigh and started hoping around placing the eggs in random spots of the yard. Feeling more and more embarrassed his cheeks and ears glowing red with every egg he placed.
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Stan came up to dipper and mabels room. When he got up their he saw dipper hugging his sister as she laid her head on his shoulder.
"Hey pumpkin dinners ready, and I made your baskets."
"Thanks gruncle Stan." Mabel mumbled.
"Well I understand why your so down, but ford didn't mean it he was just upset remembering past Easters." Stan said walking toward Mabel to give her a hug and then went to the window.
"well look at that!"
"What?" Mabel said
"What is it?" dipper asked
"It's the Easter bunny. See gruncle ford was wrong the Easter bunny is real." Mabel said watching ford hop around laying the eggs around the yard.
"Quick get a picture Mabel and you can show gruncle ford." Dipper said.
 Mabel ran to grab her camera she then came back and snapped a picture of it. Once the picture came out, she saw a clear picture of a bunny rabbit with a basket. When she looked back at the widow the rabbit mysteriously hopped away.
"I can't wait to show gruncle ford the Easter bunny is real." She said running downstairs.
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Mabel went straight to fords room to show him the picture. She found him on his bed laying down.
"Gruncle ford look!" She exclaimed Handing him the picture.
"See the Easter bunny is real." She said handing him the picture.
"Well he surly is isn't he. Heh heh."
 Mabel then gave ford a hug. Come on gruncle Stan finished dinner, our baskets are made up, and we still have to go hunt the eggs the Easter bunny left us." Mabel said grabbing his hand and dragging him upstairs. Ford gave a smile he enjoyed his very first Easter in a long time even tho he had embarrassed himself wearing a Easter bunny costume, but it was worth it to see Mabel smile again.