Item #: SCP-001-F
Object class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Item SCP-001-F is to be kept in a 2*2*2 ft crate in Site-19. If water is poured into the crate, contact O5 command immediately.
Description: SCP-001-F is a box labeled "Dr. Wondertainment's deluxe bath bombs MEGA PACK" with a shiny effect around the words "MEGA PACK". On the sides it says things like "Amazingly realistic" and "Endless fun". On the back, it says "Tired of having boring baths and bath bombs are too dull? Try our very own deluxe bath bombs! Just place it in water and it will turn it into anything!" Inside it has 50 bath bombs, labeled SCP-001-F-1. They also have 10 categories, labeled SCP-001-F-A through SCP-001-F-J. The categories are "chocolate", "lava", "oil", " mercury", "blood", "acid", "honey", "liquid nitrogen", "poison", and "wondertainment". The bath bomb category colors are dark brown, orange, black, silver, dark red, light green, amber, white (but descending to blue), dark green, and purple
GREG looked at the poop-smeared poop in her hands and felt dumb.
She walked over to the window and reflected on her bothered surroundings. She had always loved hot ye Olde Strip Club with its purple, proud poles if you know what I mean. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel dumb.
Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of GREG . GREG was a MLG THE SINGULARITY with no-armed taints and foot-faced balls.
GREG gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a sexy, dumb, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE drinker with big-headed taints and rock-hard balls. Her friends saw her as an agreeable, ali