Hearts and Kisses for V Day

Yes, a card about a card; I’m soo original. XP

No, come back Sephiroth! I love you!!! ;_; Gah, well, while I was lining his wings I realized just how much I didn’t want to have to color the damn thing too. Complicated piece of shit. But I forced myself to. Assholes need cards too. ^.^ …I just had the stupidest mental image of Sephiroth flitting around, crapping on people like a giant bird. >_<

Made in response to ’s pro anti-anti Valentine’s Day Journal. Dedicated, not made for her (because that would just be mean. XP) She was tired of people dumping on Valentine’s Day, and I agreed—People suck. That probably wasn’t what she meant, but anyways… those sucky people deserve a card to tell them they suck. Just thoughtful, really.

For you FFVII newbs out there that saw Advent Children and can’t figure out why Sephy has wings, in the game—yes, there was a game, you silly, naïve, I want to shake you a little bit for being that dense, fools—in the game when Sephy becomes a flying torso with wings, you pretty much expected to get your ass whooped. Seriously, play the game. Don’t give me that pissy look because the graphics seem so low quality—this game was fucking groundbreaking when it came out, and it still is! It’s no walk in the park like the new games you kids play. You can like, play forever, and not like bored, running around in circles ‘cus you’ve fucking maxed out your levels in five hours of game play. You have to actually level up to defeat enemies. I think I spent an hour just looking for the first save point—and I had the strategy guide! (Although it was the first video game I played, and I was pretty stupid back then. ) Hours spent leveling just so I could defeat the three special monsters… Ruby, Emerald, Sand or whatever the hell they were called. Special and Ultimate weapons actually meant something! Secret characters you can unlock, games, games, and more games. Your girlfriend dies, taking all the material you equipped with her (bitch), your character is basically out of his mind through the whole thing… And you walk uphill everywhere you go! Without shoes! Weighed down by armor and dodging pick pocketing ninjas. O_O I got my first pair of boots in the game by pimping Tifa out for sexual favors, and it took forever cus they pay so cheep. :/ (okay, I may have made some of those up >_> but you don’t know that! Play it! ) But really, it was the game that birthed the best villain in the history of all games; that’s incentive enough. …Shit. I think I need to go replay the game again. Like right now.



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Oh, if you do want to actually make it into a card, here’s a bigger print version. [link] Just, don’t do anything stupid, like try to sell it or shit, ‘cus I don’t own the characters, and the people that do will eat you. Seriously. They own dragons. .__.